In the men's room, Iruka can be seen whistling softly to himself, as he pees into a urinal on the wall. Genma enters, sadly muttering about a bladder infection or something.
Iruka then zipped up his trousers and went over to wash his hands.
Just as he was turning towards the hand driers, Genma shrieked, "OH NO I'M LOSING CONTROL! LOOK OUT IRUKA!"
"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Iruka screamed as Genma sprayed him…er…with his 'thingy'.
"Ahhh…All done…" Genma said softly as he zipped up his trousers and went to wash his hands.
"GENMA! EW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
Iruka ripped off his pee sodden trousers and attempted to sit in the sink, to wash his rather nice looking legs.
"Um…Sorry…" Genma said innocently, his toothpick bobbing up and down "My bladder's gone a wee bit funny on me lately…"
"Get it checked out then!" Iruka screamed furiously, rubbing a huge blob of soap into his legs.
"I did…" Genma sighed sadly, "They gave me these awful pills…I should be better in a week or so though, so don't worry Iruka-kun!"
Iruka didn't really care less for Genma, but instead he was extremely shocked and worried for himself, he had a class in about twenty minutes and there he was with urine drenched pants and very soapy legs.
"Um…this isn't something you see everyday…" Kakashi said as he entered, the room, with his 'Icha Icha Paradise' in his hand.
"Well duh!" Iruka grumbled obviously still very irritated.
"Um…did you…wet yourself?" Kakashi turned around to hide his struggle to suppress a laugh.
"NO!" Iruka shouted, hopping off the sink and picking up his wet pants up between forefinger and thumb.
Iruka then shot a very annoyed look the puppy dog faced Genma, who was leaning casually across the sink.
Kakashi returned his face into his favourite book and undid his zipper with his other free hand, "You don't have to be ashamed…were all friends here…"
There was a silence…except for Kakashi and that peeing noise…Iruka went very red…
"GENMA PEED ON ME STUPID! I DIDN'T WET MYSELF!"
Just then Kotetsu and Izumo entered, and Kurenai who happened to be walking past, blushed as she heard Iruka's words.
"Um…are you having a party in here?" Izumo grinned, watching Iruka fling his pants into the sink and start furiously scrubbing at it.
Kotetsu however, was not as subtle and screamed with laughter, "Genma peed on you! Pfft!"
Genma smiled and played around with his toothpick, whilst Kakashi who still had his face in his book, zipped up.
"Ouch!" Kakashi said as his book dropped to the ground and he quickly pushed his 'thingy' in, away from the dodgy teeth of his zipper.
Iruka, re-soaped his trousers and rapidly massaged them in the sink, "Damn it! Class starts in five minutes!"
"Um…I can go find you some spare pants in the store cupboard…" Izumo said helpfully, as his friend Kotetsu wiped the tears from his eyes.
"Whoo…Genma…You rock!" Kotetsu said enthusiastically going over to the urinals.
Iruka nodded at Izumo and so Izumo left the men's room on a hunt for some spare pants.
Kakashi had washed his hands and was picking up his book, when Kotetsu grabbed it quickly.
"Hey…that's my limited edition copy…" Kakashi said trying to get it back.
"Hmm…no wonder you got your nuts stuck in your zipper…" Kotetsu turned pink as he flipped through the naughty book, "Heh, heh, this is good!"
Kakashi snatched the book back and put it carefully into his pocket, blushing slightly.
"Hey…Iruka…" Genma mumbled as he watched Iruka soap his pants for the seventh time, "…I'm really, really sorry about it you know…you forgive me?"
Iruka rinsed his pants and shook it furiously, sending many fat droplets flying onto Genma's face, "Of…course…I…do…"
Genma wiped the water off his face and grinned cheekily, "…besides…if this never happened, I wouldn't have gotten to see those legs of yours…"
Iruka froze and threw Genma a dirty look before shivering, "Did you spray me on purpose?" He asked through gritted teeth.
Genma threw his hands up as if Iruka was pointing a gun at him, "Hey, hey! Of course not!"
Kotetsu laughed as he patted Genma sympathetically on the shoulder, "Aww…don't blame Genma…blame his thing…it's got a mind of it's own!"
Izumo ran back into the men's room, with a sad look on his face, "I'm sorry Iruka…all I found was this…"
Iruka dropped his wet pants and staggered towards Izumo, his eyes wide open.
"What?…I can't wear that!" Iruka said as he picked up the very, very (and I mean VERY) small khaki coloured shorts from Izumo.
"Hmm…cool…hot pants…" Kakashi smirked as Iruka held them up in front of his tightie whities.
"Damn it! Damn it!" Iruka mumbled, hastily throwing the 'hot pants' on, "Class has already started!"
The other men watched in amusement as a very gay looking Iruka left the men's room.
"Yep…definitely not something you see everyday…" Kakashi mumbled, getting his book out again.
Kotetsu and Izumo were just leaving, laughing heartily to themselves when Genma placed himself in front of the urinal again mumbling, "Damned infection…"
Then everyone's eyes grew wide in horror as Genma turned and screamed, "OH NO! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!"
He spun out of control spraying all three of them.
"GENMAAAAAAAAAAAA!" they screamed in shock.
Genma quickly ran off and went to get spare clothes, while the three annoyed ninja's cleaned themselves up a bit.
He came back with two pairs of shorts and something else.
"Um… there were only two pairs of shorts left, they fit Kotetsu and Izumo…" Genma suddenly burst into a fit of laughter.
"What are you laughing at?" mumbled Kakashi as Izumo and Kotetsu put on their shorts.
"…Sorry Kakashi but you'll have to wear this…SKIRT!" Shouted Genma laughing insanely.
Kakashi closed his eye for a second, before grabbing Genma and ripping his pants off.
Genma's pants were a little short for him, but Kakashi didn't mind.
And so the men left the men's room, Kotetsu and Izumo looking quite sexy in their shorts, Kakashi looking like his pants had shrunk and well…Genma WAS leaving (in a skirt)…but then he needed to pee again…
!END!
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I know, I know…it was really stupid…sowee!
But I hope you found it a teenie weenie bit funny at least…let me know okay?