"Ok so let me get this straight,we finally get to see this freak of nature and we dont get to see him we just see him throw a damn piece of chicken!I would have left at part 6 but theres more traffic then Paris hiltons vagina outside...Bobby roll the damn clip and there better be some killing this time!"
"I think we lost him...We've been running for like 20 minutes..."said a breathless Beast Boy.He turned the camara around to look at his exhausted friends.He first the camara to Cyborg who was leaning against a tree.Then to Robin who was laying on his back next to Cyborg and finally Raven and Star Fire who were sitting on the ground about a foot away wispering to each other.He turned the camara back towards Robin."So what's the plan Robin?"Beast Boy asked."Yeah,Yeah I do...It's called not getting killed by some crackhead in a chicken suit..."Robin replied."We can't keep running we have to fight!What makes him diffrent from any other bad guy we've faced?"Cyborg asked."He's a crazy guy in a chicken suit who runs around in dark alleys an going through dumpsters look for chicken bones and dirty chicken toys and hes always yelling "Don't look at me!" Beast Boy replied zooming in on Cyborg."Like Robin said he's just an ordinary run of the mill crack head.
He has no powers,he's just an idiot we should turn back and kick his ass!"Raven shouted."Then you go..."Cyborg said."I can't i have temporarly lost my powers due to ummm personaly issues...Personal Girl issues..."Raven said blushing slightly."As am i..."Star Fire said also blushing."So let me get this straight you two can't fight because you...are doing..umm that thing?"Beast Boy asked.They both nodded...A very faint cluck could be heard..."I'm going to be the first to die i know i am..."Cyborg said quietly.Everyone ignored the noise knowing it would take a while for him to reach them."Don't say that..."Robin said trying to re-insure his friend.Beast Boy zoomed in on cyborgs mouth."Yes i will...I'm black and you know the black guy always dies first in these teen slashers...He either trys to save his friends or he gets seperated from the group...Heed my words i will be the first to die,but it wont be saving yo cracker ass,but thats besides the point.This might be the last time we're all together as a group..."Cyborg said turning away from his friends.They all looked at each other."Cybrogs right...So if you have anything you wanna say you better say it now..."said a very serious Robin.. Star Fire took a deep breath and began to speak:I have been hiding something from you dearest friends...I hope you won't be too shocked because i have what you earthings call a...a...DICK!"
Everyone looked at Star Fire,all of them unfased by her "secret".It got very quiet... "Well no shit Star Fire...We all know...We're telling secrets not well documented facts..."Beast Boy said interrupting the silence.Everyone nodded in agreement,BB zoomed in on her...Star could only sit thier blushing..."I have a secret..."Robnin said quietly Evryone moved in closer.. "I'm really a blonde..."Robin said just loud enough for his friends to hear."WHAT!"Cyborg yelled."Yup i die my hair black..."Robin said.The clucking got louder they knew he was getting closer."We need to keep moving we can continue these "Confessions" later...Now lead the way blondy."Beast Boy said pointing towards Robin.They all stood up getting ready to go deeper into the forest...BB turned off his camara wanting to save film for more confessions.
"And we'l be back for more blondes and dicks"
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