Authors note:People if you haven't already please review the story i can improve on my writing and crap.So don't forget I need reviews,and you know if you don't review you're a communist and you don't want to be a commy do you?...Well do you?-Lil Slugger
"Ok,roll the clip bobby this is starting to get slightly interesting..."
Beast Boy who had just turned on the camara had the camara in his hand pointing it towards the ground he raised briefly lowering it as Raven began to speak:"...Is he dead?"she said quietly.Beast Boy lifted the camara pointing it at Raven taking a deep breath."Does a bear shit in the pope's hat?"Beast Boy said pausing.He continued:"Of coarse he's dead,he's dead like that hooker Robin brought home and buried in the woods after smashing her face in so they couldn't identify the body,but then decided to cut off her head instead beacuse of dental records,and cut it up into about 50 pieces and feed it to a bear and once it passed through his digestive system.He saw an opening and he took a shit in the Pope's hat Raven...The Pope's fucking hat!"Beast Boy yelled.Raven took a few steps back turning away from him say very soft:"...I'm sorry."Beast Boy relizing how cruel he was being,walked over to Raven taking her hand into his."It'll be okay,maybe Chicken Foot just took him back to his cave or soemthing..."Beast Boy said trying to reinsure his friend."Then we shoud be looking for him now.."Star Fire said.Beast Boy turned to Robin but still holding Raven's hand he zoomed in on him."Shes right Beast Boy,Cyborg is our friend,and your lover..."Robin said grining slightly.Beast Boy let go of Raven's hand walking up to Robin putting the camara in face the lens almost toughing his face."Looky here goldy locks...He loved me i didn't love him...and i swear if you don't drop the subject i'm going to reach up your ass pull out your intestents then rip open your shest and use them to suck out your hear and shove it down your throat and watch you sufficate but while you sufficate i'll be pissing all over you,and then after you die i'm going to find a bear and feed you to him so the Pope can have a little more shit in his hat..."Beast Boy said not raising his voice once during the threat.
No one dared to say a word they all just began to walk down a dark trail the only light coming from Beast Boy's camara,a very smallstar bolt from Star Fire, and a small flash light that Robin was carrying.They kept calling his name:"Cyborg!"but no one replied.A noise could be a heard in a nerby bush, they all stoped turning to look at the commotion in the bush,BB zoomed in on the bush.Everyone was on alert wondering if they would have to fight.Robin spoke:"Cyborg?" Robin said moving closer to the bush.Suddenly a man in a large trench coat jumped out the bush making everyone jump.He had red hair the trench covered everything under his eyes."Who are you"BB asked zooming in on the man.The man opened his trench coat revieling rolls of fat that were hanging form his neck."I'm Turkey Neck!"The man said shaking his head wildly making the fat that was hanging from his neck shake."Ummm why were you in the bush?"Raven asked dropping her guard slightly."I thought you were those darn kid who are always after me lucky neck meats...They're lucky you know..."The human-turkey hybrid said shaking his head and gobbling his "lucky" neck meats shaking like a british nanny.The Titans looked at each other and backed away slowly until they got behind a large oak tree and started to run BB turned the camara off once again wanting to save film." "
We'll be right back folks so stay tuned for more shiting,more pope and hopefully more turkey human hybrids..."
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