"Are we there yet?" Sasori grumbled, from in between Zetsu and Deidara, "I need to pee."
Itachi frowned, the window of the Yellow Volkswagen Beetle was open and a nice breeze was coming in, but the sun was still roasting him like a chicken.
"Nearly, there…" Kisame said from behind the wheel, squinting ahead at a road sign, "…just hold it in, we'll be there in about ten minutes."
Zetsu and Deidara looked nervously past Sasori at each other and sweat dropped; Sasori was not the type to 'just hold it in'.
Twenty minutes later, after Kisame had parked the car and a very agitated Sasori had ran off to the toilets to pee, they were all set. Itachi put on a cool pair of blue tinted sunglasses and Kisame put on his giant straw hat.
Zetsu leaned his hand on the car and then quickly brought it close to his body again, "YAOW! HOT!"
Deidara laughed, Zetsu frowned and Sasori came back from the toilets looking much happier than before.
"Okay…everyone here…" Kisame said happily from under his straw hat, "Let's go have some fun!"
The five Akatsuki members wandered into the theme park and the sun glared down on them from above.
"Itachi! Ooh Look! Bumper Cars!" Kisame squealed, dragging Itachi to one side.
Itachi frowned and said a sarcastic, "Yay."
Zetsu and Deidara were following Kisame towards the bumper cars, when they realised that Sasori had vanished.
"Oh, well…" Deidara said cheerfully, "He's a big boy, he'll be fine!"
Zetsu nodded and joined the queue with Kisame and Itachi.
Meanwhile Sasori was at the candyfloss stall.
"Ooh! Yes I love candyfloss!" He said excitedly to the pretty girl who was serving him.
"Then I'll have to give you an extra large one!" The girl giggled.
Sasori ate the fluffy pink stuff in one bite and continued to chat up the girl, "Y'know…the sting on this scorpion tail is poisonous."
"Oh wow!" The girl said, "You can kill people with your ass!"
"Heh…yeah…I can do lot's of other things with my ass too…"
Itachi was already getting a headache, Kisame's bumper car had hit him like twenty times now and his sunglasses were knocked askew.
"Kisame…" Itachi mumbled, as Kisame's little car turned in on him again, "You are so gonna get it."
"Really?" Kisame chuckled, thoroughly enjoying himself.
"Oi! Itachi watch out!" Zetsu laughed, as he rammed Itachi's other side.
"Grr…" Itachi grumbled, his knuckles tightening around the steering wheel.
"Whoo! Itachi!" Deidara giggled as he rammed into Itachi's other side.
"That's it…" Itachi said through gritted teeth.
Itachi then sped up past all off his irritating comrades and came up behind them; they turned around and looked curiously.
"Mangekyo sharingan!" Itachi yelled, grinning as the three in front of him froze for a second.
After getting off the ride, Deidara rubbed his head; he could hear ringing, "Wow…Itachi, you must have hit me like a hundred times!"
"Yeah…he hit me too!" Kisame said smiling faintly.
"Hmm…Me as well…" Zetsu mumbled seeing stars in front of his eyes.
Itachi grinned, he hadn't done anything, his mangekyo sharingan had done all the work, making his friends think that he'd bumped into them a hundred times.
Deidara eyed the ghost train hungrily, "Who's up for some fear, eh?"
Itachi sighed, "I'm not afraid of anything."
The four ninja sat on the ride, Kisame sat with Itachi and Zetsu sat with Deidara.
"Don't you feel a bit stupid?" Zetsu asked, as he strapped himself into the two-seater ghoul ride.
"Why?" Deidara asked, oblivious to the children in the queue laughing at the two grown men squashed in the ride.
"I…dunno…just ca-AIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Zetsu screamed as the ride started with a sudden jerk.
They lunged forwards into darkness and turned corners rapidly.
"Damn it, this ride is rough!" Zetsu grumbled, as Deidara's shoulder dug deeper into his at every turn.
"Ow…" Deidara responded, as another jerk sent his head smacking into Zetsu's.
"This is lame…" Itachi whined as his and Kisame's ghost cart shot frighteningly over a steep track.
Itachi's hair was beautifully blowing backwards from the force of the ride and the special effects lights gave Itachi a gorgeously eerie glow.
"Hmm…Itachi-kun…" Kisame whispered licking his lips, "…you look nice today…"
Itachi grinned, as they went over a few more steep dips, "I thought I looked nice everyday."
After the ride had ended, Zetsu and Deidara were looking a bit pale. Zetsu's face was already naturally half white, but now his black side had turned white to match.
"Oh my God…" Deidara mumbled, holding onto the ghostly looking Zetsu, "…that was so s-scary!"
"Hn…Had fun I guess?" Kisame grinned, bearing all those vicious layers of shark fangs.
Zetsu shook his head, making the black colour return to half of his face, "Yeah…was great…"
Deidara and Zetsu were wrapped around each other for support, but it looked like they were hugging.
"Aww…you look so cute together!" Itachi smirked, as the two embarrassed ninja sprang apart.
Kisame, shifted his sunhat at an angle, "Where's Sasori?"
"Oh he disappeared from the start…" Zetsu mumbled.
"Disappeared!" Kisame yelled, his hat falling off, "SASORI! SASORI! Oh no, the little baby's missing! OH NOOOOO!"
"Calm down Kisame-kun…" Itachi said, grabbing the flailing shark man on the shoulder, "…Sasori will be fine…he's older then you remember?"
"Oh yeah!" Kisame said happily picking up his hat, as everyone else sweat dropped and Itachi rolled his eyes.
"Ooh look! A roller coaster!" Deidara squealed as they approached a massive blue and silver structure.
"Hmm…sends icy shivers up and down you as you are blasted up into space and back…interesting…" Itachi mumbled reading the sign.
Kisame stared at the monstrous ride and smiled weakly, "Um…you sure you guys wanna go on that?"
Zetsu grinned, "Why? You scared?"
"Tch…says the guy who found the ghost train scary!" Itachi said patting Kisame on the shoulder.
"Hey! It was dark in there!" Zetsu and Deidara protested.
As the four ninjas queued up for the ride, Kisame gulped seriously wondering whether he should just run away and go on something safe such as the carousel…or the teacup ride.
Itachi squeezed Kisame's shoulder, as an assistant helped strap them all in.
"I-Itachi…" Kisame croaked, "…I-I…"
"Yes?" Itachi asked softly, as the ride assistant went back into his little hut to activate the ride.
"I-I I'm…" Kisame mumbled, but then the ride thrust them twenty metres into the air, "SCARED OF HEIGHTS!"
"YAAAAARGH!" Zetsu screamed happily, as the wind made his face jiggle strangely.
"OH ITACHI! HELP!" Kisame bawled as the ride did loop-de-loops and swift heart-stopping dives.
"ITACHI! ITACHI! ITACHI!"
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!" Itachi managed to say as the ride plummeted them vertically towards the earth.
"I-I….YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" was all Kisame could say.
Zetsu and Deidara could be heard somewhere behind them, giggling in the most psychotic way.
However, no sooner than the ride had started, it ended.
"Whoo! That was TOP!" Deidara shrieked, as he left the steel monster with a chuckling Zetsu.
"I-Itachi…" Kisame mumbled, as Itachi left the ride.
Itachi turned around and surveyed the shocked and unmoving shark man, "What's wrong?"
"I-I…come closer Itachi-kun…" Kisame whispered, his eyes staring blankly ahead.
"Yes? What is it?" Itachi asked pressing his ear near Kisame's trembling lips.
"I-I…Oh Itachi…" Kisame mumbled stupidly.
"Yes!" Itachi repeated feeling a little irritated.
"I-I…um…think I wet myself…"
Itachi sweat dropped and sighed.
Ten minutes later, Itachi and Kisame left the men's toilets to meet a hysterically giggling Zetsu and Deidara.
"Y-You wet yourself!" Deidara laughed, holding Zetsu's shoulder for support, "Haha Y-You…"
"Shut up." Itachi said staring Zetsu in the eye.
"I-I can't haha so haha funny!" Zetsu screamed, slapping his thigh simultaneously.
Kisame shrunk into the shadows, wishing the ground would swallow him up. He looked normal on the outside, dressed up in his usual Akatsuki black and red cloud cape, but he'd had to completely remove his underwear and pants since they were soaking wet.
Itachi's eyes narrowed dangerously and he slid his sunglasses up onto his head like a hair band, "Mangekyo sharingan!"
Zetsu gulped and blushed furiously, "N-No! No!"
"What's wrong?" Deidara asked, his grin fading away.
"I-I…I saw myself…I felt myself…wetting myself a hundred times!" Zetsu mumbled awkwardly as Deidara burst out laughing.
Turning his attention to Kisame, "You okay?" he asked kindly.
"Um…yeah…" Kisame forced a smile, "it's a bit breezy down there though…"
Itachi grinned and grabbed Kisame by the shoulder, "lets go on that ride next eh?"
Kisame's eyes widened excitedly, "Ooh yay!"
Sasori moaned as another child hurled a ball at him, "Damn it! How did this happen?" he asked himself.
FlashbackSasori chatting up the candy floss girl, "Would you like to go out with me sometime?"
"Hmm…maybe," She replies cutely, "…if you volunteer to help out at one of the stalls!"
"Of course!" Sasori says happily.
End Flashback
"Damn it, I'm stupid." Sasori grumbled as another ball whizzed past his head.
He was perched glumly in a seat over a small dunk tank, as many children threw balls at a target near his head to dunk him and win a prize.
"Ooh! Mummy I'm gonna win that prize!" A little pigtailed girl squealed.
"Huh! You can try…but no ones managed to dunk me yet!" Sasori said mockingly.
"Oh yeah!" The little girl said, pulling the ball back and aiming carefully at the target.
"Come and get me!" Sasori yelled cheekily, pulling a face.
"Yah!" The little girl giggled as the ball hurtled into Sasori's privates and sent him hurtling into the tank.
"Ow…" grumbled Sasori from the tank, clutching his pained area as the little girl screamed, "Yay! I dunked him! I dunked him!"
Meanwhile, Kisame was grinning happily as he and Itachi hopped into their next ride.
"Oh Itachi! This will be the funnest ride ever!" Kisame cooed.
"Hmm? 'funnest' isn't a real word Kisame." Itachi said cheerily.
"This is stupid." Deidara mumbled as he and Zetsu climbed aboard their two-seater car.
"Hmm…makes us look stupid!" Zetsu agreed.
Kisame was happily beaming from his seat; the tunnel of love ride was starting. The ninjas sat in pretty swan shaped cars and everything on the ride was pink, or white…or just very glittery and pretty.
"Hmm…Itachi-kun…" Kisame mumbled as he closed his eyes and leaned on Itachi's shoulders.
Itachi grinned, "This is a pretty ride isn't it?"
"Hmm…pretty like you." Kisame replied as the two ninjas locked their lips together.
Zetsu and Deidara however, were not enjoying the ride as much as the other two.
"This really sucks!" Zetsu grumbled, folding his arms as the ride led them through a pink and glittery tunnel.
"Hmpf! This ride is for saps!" Deidara agreed.
After the ride was over, Kisame emerged immensely happy and Itachi still calm and cool, but slightly blushing.
"That ride was so SHIT!" Zetsu yelled as he came out of the ride.
"MEGA SHIT!" Deidara grumbled.
"Oh really?" Said Itachi grinning as he looked over their shoulders.
"Hmm…looks like you did have fun!" Kisame chimed happily as Zetsu and Deidara turned to face the stall behind them labelled photos.
"It's not what you think!" Deidara yelled, shaking his head violently.
"I-I um…oops!" Zetsu mumbled, the white side of his face turning a rosy pink.
Kisame and Itachi laughed as Deidara blushed too. The ride had taken photos of Zetsu and Deidara at the height of passion in a very steamy kiss. Itachi grinned, there was another photo, one of Kisame and Itachi making out.
"Hmm…I think I'll buy those photos as souvenirs, eh?" Kisame said happily as he went over to the stand, whilst Deidara was awkwardly mumbling about it being an accident.
"Oh THERE you ARE!" Sasori yelled exasperatedly as he ran up to the Akatsuki gang, "I've been looking everywhere for you!"
"Hmm?" Itachi said, dreamily staring at the photos Kisame had bought.
"Why are you wet?" Zetsu asked giggling, "Did you wet yourself!"
Sasori frowned, "No…I got dunked, long story, never mind, but…" the photos caught his eye, "Ooh! You looked like you had fun!"
The other four blushed.
"Time to go home, eh?" Itachi said tenderly, "I think our leader still wants that Kyuubi."
"NO WAY!" Sasori yelled flinging his arms around the others, "I haven't been on that yet!"
Kisame turned pale, Deidara and Zetsu smiled excitedly and Itachi sighed as they all headed back towards the roller coaster ride.
"Don't worry Kisame…" Itachi whispered to his worried friend, "…you're out of pee ain'tcha? So you won't leak, eh?"
Kisame smiled weakly as he sat on the ride again and didn't tell Itachi about the gallon of Pepsi he'd drank this morning.
oOoOo END oOoOo