"Roll it ya bastard.."
"Cyborg?"Beast Boy shouted trying to his kidnapped friend,he turned the camara around the view him."We've been loking for Cyborg for about an hour i i think we're going in circles again because we keep running into Turkey Neck.He lifted the camara up to his face turning it back around shifting the view of it to his right to show Turkey Neck standing next to a small bush waving at him."Robin how are we goign to find him we're walking around in a circle,we need to find Chicken Foot if we find him we find Cyborg."Raven said while watching Turkey Neck wave at her.Turkey Neck slowly madehis way towards the titans."I hear you're looking for Chicken Foot."Turkey Neck said grabbing his neck meats.The remaining titans looked at each other and nodded."Then why didn't you ask me earlier i know where he is."Tukery Neck said."Where is he then" Beast Boy asked the turkey humn hybrid.Turkey Neck scratched his "lucky" neck meats and spoke:"He's back at your camp site."he said anwsering BB's qustion."But we don't know where the our camp site is."Beast Boy said sighing."See that thick brush behind you"T.N said,his irish accent getting stronger.The titans walked over to the brush,Robin puled some of the brush back to reveal...the camp site.
The titans were speechless,they didn't thank Turk Neck they just went through the brush and to the camp site.They were very careful not the make too much noise not knowing what they would find.Beast Boy zoomed in on the tent pointing to it,his friends nodded the walked closer to it.Robin was in front with BB,Raven,and Star Fire following closly behind him.Once they got close enough Robin reached for the zipper slowly unzipping the tent.He opened the tent to reveal... "Isn't that one of those dirty chicken toys that they give you in the Mr.Chicky Licky meals?"Beast Boy asked reaching for the chicken toy.He squeezed it making the toy sqeek."Well he's not in the tent..."Robin said sighing."Yeah but that doesn't mean Chicken Foot isn't."Beast Boy said trying to keep everyones hopes up.
"Do you really think The Chicken Foot is still here."Star Fire asked.Beast Boy turned to Star Fire zoomed in on her and spoke:Does the pope shit in the woods?"Beast Boy pausing.He continued:Of coarse he's still here he here like Hobo you brought to the tower because you felt bad for him because he said he hadn't eaten in a week,so we feed him gave him a bath and a place to sleep but hen he tried to steal from us and we just wanted to rough him up a little but we acccidently killed him,and we paniced so we tied that cement block to his legs and threw him in the bay,but the corpse rose to the top of the water after about a week making it visible to the whole city.So we paniced again because the Pope was supposed to be visiting us at the tower that day,and we knew he was probly going to be hungry,so not knowing what else to do with the body we cut him up into small pieces cooked them and fed them to him and told him it was a fish fillet.A Freaking fish fillet...And when it passed through his digestive track,he happened to be in the woods at the time and he shit in the woods...The fucking woods Star Fire!Beast Boy said yelling.A tear slid down her cheek as she turned away not wanting her friends to see her cry."Star i'm sorry,i'm just..."He never finished his Sentece A Dark figure appeared snatched Robin and yelled "Don'y look at me!"and ran off.No one said a word BB simply turned of his camara off.
"We'll be right back..."
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