"Ain't that a bitch...Robin is gone...gone like the Olsen twins' virginty...Looks like blondes don't always have the most fun now do they?"
"He's gone..."Star Fire said who was blatently crying under a large pine tree.Beast Boy had the dirty chicken toy in his hand with the camara focused on it."He's gone..."Beast Boy muttered to himself sqeezing the toy."Green One!"A voice yelled.The voice made everyone jumped Raven and Star Fire walked over towards BB,the voice seemed to be coming from the sky.They all knew the voice,t was the voice of the man who kidnapped the blonde Robin, and the gay Cyborg."What do you want?"Beast Boy snaped lfting his camra towards the sky."Give me the dirty chicken toy and i will give you your friends."The voice replied."Beast Boy turned towards Raven and then Star Fire."Friends first,your shity toy later."Beast Boy said trying ot make a deal with the proverbial chickeny devil.It got quiet for a few minutes before it was interrrupted by the voice. "Same time?"The voice suggested.Beast Boy looked at his remaining friends and nodded.
"Deal."They looked around waiting on the kidnapper. Suddenly Robin And Cybrog were lowered down by a rope bother of them tied up with chicken wings crammed in thie rmouths,they dangled about a good 20 feet off the ground.Not wanting to break the deal BB threw the chicken toy into a bush,almost immediatly after doing so the rope that was supporting Robin and Cybrog was cut and they fell to earth with a loud thump.Beast Boy zoome din on them not sure what to make of it.The three friends made they're way towards the motionless bodies."Are they..."Star Fire asked.Beast Boy Bent down checking the bodies."Yup they're dummies we got cheated."Beast Boy ran into the bush getting the Chicken toy and raising it high above his head waving it around and shaking his green ass.
"We still got the chicken!"Beast Boy yelled in excetment.Suddenly a dark figure swooped down hanging from a vine snatched the toy from Beast Boys hand.The kidnapper turned thief fell about 5 feet away from the titans he recovered quickly and ran deeper into the woods but not before saying his classic catch phrase:"Don't look at me!"Beast Boy turned the camara around he had his mouth hanging open like a turkey in the rain.He turned it back towards the direction Chicken Foot came from."You can kiss the fattest part of my ass!"Beast Boy yelled."He turned towards Star Fire and Raven."He screwed us over like a $3 doller hooker..."Beast Boy said."Hold me Raven.."Star Fire said softly.Raven wraped her arms around Star Fire and began to kiss her quite passionitly tearing off her skirt,she backed her up agaisnt and started working on her neck.Beast Boy just stood thier watching.He took a deep breath and turned off the camara.
"We'll be right back."
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