"Roll it Bobby."
"You done man?"Beast Boy asked turning his camra towards Chicken Foot who was poping chicken wings into his mouth."Yes..."Chicken Foot said swallowing the last little bit of chicken that was left in his mouth."So whats your story and why are you doing this?"Beast Boy asked zooming in on him."I use to be normal...Just like you...I use to work in a chicken restaruant...Just like you..."Chicken Foot paused.Beast Boy looked at his two friends and spoke."But we don't work in a chicken resta..."BeastBoy was interrupted by a loud:"Don't look at me!"From the costumed crackhead who was popping popcorn chicken into his mouth."Just go on..."Beast Boy said sighing,Chicken Foot nodded."I use to have a normal life...I lived...I laughed...I LOVED!Until...that accident that turned me into the freak that i am today..."Chicken Foot said pooping some more popcorn chicken into his mouth."Ok...and what kind of accident would that be..."Beast Boy asked.
Chicken Foot Turned away."I was at work...i had just come inside after holding up the sign that tells people about the amazing deals...I went back inside into the kitchen to get some chicken to eat...and thats when it happened...My coworkers were tugging at a bucket dish water...i had put the chicken in the microwave...30 seconds.. 30 SECONDS!"Chicken Foot yelled pointing at Beast Boy."How does that explain anything?"Raven asked moving some hair out of her face."I'm not finished...So like i was saying before i was interrupted..."Chicken Foot paused and shot Raven a dirty look.He waited a few seconds for dramatic effect and continued:"when the clock of the microwave hit one...fate kicked me in the ass by letting the bucket of dish water fly and land on the microwave the explosion caused me to turn into the freak i am today..."Chicken Foot said turning away from the three titans.
"You're kidding right?You're just an idiot in a costume.."Raven said sighing."Then if its a costume then how come i can't shead these horrible demonic feathers!"He screamed standing up."The zipper is proubly stuck..."Beast Boy said zooming out on the blantent idiot."Shut up you...you...Stupid!I am a freak!"Chicken Foot sreamed."Don't call Beast Boy Stupid!"Star Fire yelled back."Yeah he's not stupid!He's just possessed by a retarded gohst!"Raven said agreeing with Star."Yeah i'm just po...Wait..."Beast Boy said thinking"I am a freak i am i am i am!Chicken Foot said running into the woods."Wait you're not a freak,you're just stupid!"Beast Boy yelled jumping up and running after the costumed man with Raven and Star Fire right behind him."
"And we'll be back with more idiots in costumes."
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