"Roll it.."
"Chicken Foot!"Star Fire shouted trying to find the run-away.Star Fire and Raven were walking side by side infront of Beast Boy.BB turned the camara around the lens looking up his nose which was dirtier then a lebanese prostitute."Ok heres the deal...We can't find chicken dude or Robin & Cyborg,we're hungry,tired,and i stilll haven't had sex...This sucks more then three dolloer hooker on a saturday night..."Beast Boy said into the camara turning it back around after he was finished."Robin,Cyborg!"Raven shouted pointing up at a large oak tree.Beast Boy ran over to the two zooming in on a large branch where Robin and Cyborg were hanging by a thin rope thiers mouthes covered with tape.
"Get them down."Raven said pointing to Beast Boy.BB took a deep breath,he grapped a near by rock and chucked it at Cyborg,the rope began to shake a little.BB kept throwing rocks and nailing Cyborg in the head,eventually the rope supporting them snapped and the two plumated towards earth hitting the ground hard.BB,Star,And Raven hovered over them not sure what to think."Are they...?"Star Fire asked."Only one way to find out Star..."Beast Boy said scanning the ground,he picked up a stick and began to poke at Cyborg who began to shuffle slightly.He then started on Robin,who didn't move an inch."He's..."Raven said turning away.
"Maybe."Beast Boy said removing the ropes and rolliing Robin to the side,spreading open his legs and giving hima swift kick to the nuts.Robin bulted up,he grabbed his groin and started rolling back and forth."I wouldn't take off that tape off his mouth if i were you.."Raven said looking down at her two fallen friends."Well Chicken dude didn't lie they arn't dead but Robin's nuts might be..."Beast Boy said shaking his head and biting his lower lip.He turned off his camara trying to save battery life,but not before getting a good shot of Robin holding his groin for future revenge and comedy refrences.
"We'll be right back."
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