Authors Note:Just a little tease before the actual completion of the story...this just gives a little information about how the tape was found and crap...Enjoy..
"Instead of airing the last part of this story...We decided to have a interview with the guy who found the tape.Lets bring this him out and get this over with...
A kid wearing a black baseball cap ripped blue jeans and a shirt with "Fuck me like a birtish nanny." on the front.The hat covered his eyes he made his way to the main stage and sat in the chair infront of Johnny,he took the pitcher of water that was on the table in between them and poured some into his glass,he laced his fingers together nodding his head towards johnny.Johnny leaned foward in his chair."The freaks are just coming out of the woodwork today..."Johnny mumbled taking a sip of his water.The boy simply nodded."Ok lets get this started...Whats your name?"asked an un-interested johnny."I have many names,but you Mr.Dudley may call me Lil Slugger
."The boy replied "Right...and how did you come upon this tape."the board host asked.Slugger took a swig of his water placing his glass back on the table."Well i was in the woods talking to squirrles trying to find the lost treasure of the legendary chimpmunk king,then i relized that squirrels wouldn't know about something like that,I was looking for the treasure of the chimpmunks not the squirrels.So i decided to head back home to get something to eat,so on my way back i tripped landed flat on my face and the tape was infront of me."The kid said slouching in his chair."Interesting...Ummmm why didn't you turn the tape in to the police,you just sent it to us."Johnny said staring up at the celing."Well i went back home watched the tape and thought the public had the right know,and if i turned it in i knew the cops wouldn't show it to the public."The boy replied.
"Ok...I hear you own Golden Bat studios...aren't you guys putting out a titan sex tape?"Johnny asked finally starting to show intrest."Ahh yes the sex tape...ummmm...i thought it would be good for business...and my porn collection...Speaking of i brought you a copy."The boy said pulling the tape out his pocket and handing it to Johnny.Johnny slid the tape into his jacket."Thanks...So i think thats it ummmmm...Any last words?"Johnny asked ready to leave.Slugger looked around quickly and jumped out his seat and ran up to the camara."PENIS,PENIS,PENIS,PENIS,PENIS!"The boy yelled knocking over the camara.He began to take off all his clothes and began to dry hump the camara."Fuck me!Fuck me like a British nanny!"He screamed.After a good 20 minutes of hot dutch camara love.he picked up the camara,put his clothes on, and sat back down."Ummmm buy my book Death By A Chicken and ummm i'll see you in helll..."Slugger said getting up and walking off stage.
"And thier you go...Join us later for the completion of the tale of a chicken,5 titans, and alot of crazy shit..."
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