Authors Note:Time to rap this bad boy up.I've been putting it off for about 2 weeks i think.I wrote a little teader that i'm thinking about deleting,but that doesn't matter all that matters is the fact that this is the LAST chapeter of the story,enjoy...
"Roll it.."
"Chicken Foot!"Beast Boy shouted looking for the chicken themed idiot."Lets just go home..."Robin suggested."No we're finding him...he needs our help..."Beast Boy said."We can't give him the kind of help he needs,Beast Boy,he needs a special type of help..."Robin said."You can go,but i'm staying.."Beast Boy said zooming in on the masked titan.Robin mumbled under his breath but not loud enough for BB to hear.Cyborg walked up behind beast boy wrapping his arm around him."I'll help you look for him Beast Boy..."Cyborg said.Beast Boy pushed cyborg away shaking his head."God you're gay!You suck the gay right out of libarachi's anus!"Beast Boy yelled zooming in on Cyborg.Raven Jumped into Beast Boys arms almost making him drop the camara."GOD I love it when you yell and point out Cyborgs blatent homosexuality!"Raven screamed orgasmicly.
Cyborg suddenly pulled Raven by her hair flinging her to the ground."You stay away from my man!"Cyborg shouted.Raven slowly stood up her eyes glowing red.Cyborg had his cannon pointing towards her.Star Fire jumped in between her two friends."Please stop dearest friends he is not worth it!"Star Fired shouted trying to calm the two down."I AM WORTH IT!But still you shouldn't fight over me..."Beast Boy said zooming in on the tense situtation.Ravens eyes slowly returned to normal and Cyborg put up his cannon."I'm sorry Raven...Lets go do your hair!"said a giddy Cyborg
."Yeah and i can do your...hai...nai...lets just go!"said a quick thinking Raven."No!We're looking for Chicken Foot!You can do each others hair when we get back to the tower,now lets go!"Beast Boy yelled beggining to walk foward with his camara focused foward.None of them dared to speak they simply folloed him.After a good 10 minutes of walking,when Turkey Neck walked out in front of them.
"Hello ki..."Turkey Neck never got to finish his sentence,fore Beast Boy brought his foot into the turkey-human hybrid's groin making him fall to the ground.Turkey Neck began to roll back and forth gobbling his neck meats occasionaly hitting him in the face."I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and i'm all out of bubble gum..."Beast Boy said zooming in on the fallen freak."I have some gum,its strawberry."Turkey Neck said holding his groin with one hand and holding out a piece of gum in the other.Beast Boy put down his camara and took the gum unwrapped it and popped it in his mouth.He kicked Turkey Neck in the chest."I only chew spiermint..."Beast Boy said stepping over him.Star Fire,Raven,and Robin followed BB with Cyborg trailing behind them picked up the camara pointing it at Turkey Neck,Cyborg waited for his friends to get further ahead,he bent down infront of Turkey,placed a piece of paper on his chest and wispered to him:"Call me..."Cyborg jumped over the freak and ran to catch up with his friends.He slowly caught up with them handing Beast Boy the camara."Thanks i didn't know where i put this thing."Beast Boy said.
Just then Chicken Foot ran by tripping on a rock,and falling a few feet infront of them."Don't look at me!"Chicken Fooy yelled putting his Wings infrot of his face.Beast Boy walked over to Chicken Foot who was trying to stand up,Beast Boy grapped the zipper on his costume,Chicken Foot manged to stand up,he tried to run but Beast Boy pulled down the zipper of his costume making him fall again,but removing his costume.A tall,skinny and greasy man got on his knees."THE CURSED HAS BEEN LIFTED!"Chicken Foot yelled.He then stood upa nd walked away."God that was anti-climatic...I mean the writer of this story is a dumb ass."Beast Boy said walking back over to his friends.They were all smiling at him.Cyborg tackeld BB and started to do kiss his neck.BB held his camara above his head just in the view of Raven,Star,and Robin."We better give them some privacy."Raven said giggiling.Robin nodded."You two wanna have sex?"Robin asked."Sure"the two of them said simotionasly as all three of them walked away leaving Cyborg and Beast Boy alone.Beast Boy managed to turn off the camara one last time..."
"You take the good,you take the bad,you take them both,and there you have,a crappy story like this...Thanks for watching..."
Authors note:There you go...hope you enjoyed Death By A Chicken.If you havent already please REVIEW the story,and dont miss my next story involving the titans and some conflict that can only be solved on the jerry springer show...later..
