A/N: OK, I quite realize that I have inadvertently confuzzled SOO many people. Kathleen and AU Erik are going through all different kinds of parallel universes. The one where this chappy picks up is a different one from where he loves Harlotta, but not any of the ones they've been to. (This one's based on the book, where Meg's dark haired and Christine is blonde. I'm taking creative liberties. I know they don't kiss in the book, and he sings to her at a different time, but deal with it) Oh, yeah, the Aria Database (worship it) gave me lyrics.
Disclaimer: Do I really have to go through this?
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Erik and a blonde girl were kissing.
"Why am I kissing Meg Giry?" AU Erik whispered/
"Christine…" Erik sobbed.
"How much wine did you have?" Kathleen replied.
"Poor unhappy Erik," the blonde said pityingly.
Erik sang. This seems impossible since he was crying his eyes out, but sing he did.
Fate links thee to me,
Forever and a day.
AU Erik blinked. "My voice so does not sound like that," he protested.
"And what does it sound like?" Kathleen whispered in a sultry tone of voice.
Fate links thee to me,
Forever and a day.
"Not like that."
"You can't say that it's a bad voice. Certainly Meg likes it well enough."
It was true. The little blonde had thrown her arms around Erik at the sound of his voice.
Fate links the to me,
Forever and a day.
"No, love, it's not a bad voice," AU Erik replied. "I just wish he knew some other words."
"So do I, dear, so do I."
"Sing, Christine," Erik whispered.
The blonde began to sing.
Ah, I laugh to see myself
so beautiful in this mirror,
Ah, I laugh to see myself
so beautiful in this mirror,
Is it you, Marguerite, it is you?
Answer me, answer me,
Respond, respond, respond quickly!
No No! it's no longer you!
No...no, it's no longer your face;
It's the daughter of a king,
It's no longer you, etc.
One must bow to her as she passes!
Ah if only he were here!
If he should see me thus
Like a lady
He would find me so beautiful, Ah!
Like a lady,
He would find me beautiful!
Lets complete the metamorphosis,
I am late yet in trying on
The bracelet and the necklace!
God! it's like a hand
Which is placed on my arm! Ah, ah!
Ah, I laugh
to see myself so beautiful in this mirror!
Kathleen couldn't resist. She let out the famous, "CRAAK!" right on the last syllable of the last line.
AU Erik looked at her.
Kathleen looked back.
They both winked at each other.
"She is singing to bring down the chandelier!" AU Erik called.
Erik disentangled himself from the arms of the blonde girl. He looked all around, then noticed the couple in his lake.
At the fire in Erik's eyes, Kathleen realized what an idiot she was. She clung close to AU Erik, one word bouncing around her mind. Merde.
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A/N: WHY PARALLEL UNIVERSES? BECAUSE I WANT TO! I AM THE ALL POWERFUL AUTHORESS, MY WORD IS LAW IN THESE PHICS! (When the Authoress is this angry, I suggest BLISS. I'm her other personality, DoktarZumgi, talking. I have German accent, ja.)