Hey, I have a Deviantart account! kaisers-minion . deviantart . com. I only have a little scribble up so far, though...


Ed wasn't in what one would call a 'good mood'. He had decided that someone must die. It being a very warm summer day, he'd thought that, for once, it wouldn't hurt to leave his red jacket at home.

Big mistake.

A few minutes after he walked through the door, he had heard a little 'clonk'. He'd looked down to find a magnet stuck to his shoulder.

Now, that wasn't too bad. But as the day wore on, the number of magnets increased, sometimes forming little shapes. HQ was very busy that day, with everyone rushing around and bumping into each other, so he couldn't pin the prank on any one person. /Maybe they're all in cahoots, he thought.

But the real kicker was when he'd found those little letter magnets spelling out 'SHRIMP' on his bicep.

He'd figured the torture was over when Al came to walk him home. But when his brother turned to leave, more letter magnets flashed a message from Al's back. 'SMILE, FULLMETAL'

Ed couldn't help it. He grinned.


And yeah, I've heard Ed's voice actors sing. Vic's ok, and I love Paku Romi, but I just always got the idea that Ed wouldn't be a good singer. He'd be the kind of person who really can't sing, but inflicts his voice on people anyway, to my mind.

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