Yes, I'm starting my 6th active fanfic. I've officially lost my mind. So sue me. (Actually, it would be better if you didn't…) And I don't own Inuyasha.(Another random note – Microsoft Weird (Don't own it!) tried to change "Inuyasha" to "Natasha"…)

Kagome took a deep breath of the fresh air. It was a beautiful day in feudal Japan. It was storming back at home. It was good to be a reincarnated priestess! She sat down leaning against a tree and looked up to observe the fluffy white clouds –

"Get up, Kagome. We're going."

"Going where?"
"I don't know. I'm just annoying and I like yelling at people."
"Okaaay then," she said, wondering, are we in a fanfic? She sighed again.

"Should I tell you the word?"

"What word?"

"The word."
"What word?"
"Sit."
Inuyasha did a face plant.

"YOU DIDN'T NEED TO DO THAT!"

"But you would have kept bugging me…"

A white spherical thing came out of the forest behind Kagome. She jumped up with a yell and hid behind a tree. She recognized that white spherical thing! It materialized into Sesshomaru. She cringed and pitied Inuyasha in advance.
"So, half-breed, why are you so surprised to see me?"
"Why are you here?"

"Because the author made me. Why else?"
Aha, Kagome thought, so this is a fanfic.

"I've come to taunt you about your human half."

Inuyasha growled.

Kagome stepped out from behind a tree.

"How do you know that we're in a fanfic, Sesshomaru?" (A/n: Has anyone ever noticed that Sesshomaru seems to know stuff before anyone else?)

The demon lord looked at her coldly. "Be quiet, human, unless you want to feel my claws."
Maybe it would have been better if I stayed behind the tree…she pondered.

Sesshomaru again directed his attention to Inuyasha. From behind a different tree than Kagome, Rin whispered to Jaken, "They don't get along very well, do they?"

"Of course they don't!" Jaken said, rather annoyed, "They're siblings!"

Rin looked confused, and then began to giggle. Sesshomaru glanced at the tree behind which she was located.
"Be quiet, Rin."

Rin marched up to him and saluted. "Yes sir!"

Sesshomaru whipped a script out from his fluffy thing.

"That wasn't supposed to happen, Rin," he said quietly. Rin bowed deeply. "I'm sorry!" and resumed her former position behind the tree.

Inuyasha sighed. "Aren't we going to get on with the story?"

Sesshomaru stuffed his script back into the fluffy thing. "Yes…" he said, "I, Sesshoma –"

Kagome looked at her watch. Drat! She needed to get back home and study for that test that was coming up!
"I'll be in my era, Inuyasha! I'll come back in a few days or so!"

She jumped down the well and immediately heard a drizzle sound coming from outside the shrine. Weather… She sighed for the bazillionth time that day, because the author makes people sigh a lot, and climbed the ladder out of the well. She was drenched when she got into her house, where her brother immediately greeted her at the door.

"Hi Kagome! Look what I found! A book of spells! I though that you'd be able to use some of them to defeat that Na-What'shisbutt!

"Umm," she said, slightly speechless at Naraku being called Na-What'shisbutt, "cut the exclamation marks, will you?"

"Sorry!" he said, throwing the book at her, and then proceeding to run into somewhere else because he wasn't an important character now and was best to get out of the author's way. (I could brutally murder him, but that might unnecessarily complicate things) Kagome trudged to her room examining the book. You Can Do Magic Too! was the title. She giggled and shut the door, sitting down at her desk to study.

The studying went well, and the test went well, and the next night, she walked into her room and saw the book sitting on her desk. Out of curiosity she opened it, and flipped the pages. A spell to give someone an incessant craving for tea… A spell to give you the illusion that cats are following you everywhere… A body-switching spell…

A body-switching spell? A slow grin spread across her face as she realized what would be possible with that spell. Sesshomaru could become a half-demon, and Inuyasha could walk around with a giant fluffy thing on his shoulder. (okay, I had to write that…) It was unlikely that it would work, but it didn't hurt to try, did it? She read the spell aloud, inserting Sesshomaru's and Inuyasha's names when necessary. She finished the spell and was silent for a minute, then silently laughed at herself. That was so silly, of course it didn't work. She shut the book, turned off the light, and went to sleep.

Several hours later, a demon lord woke up. Why was he here? He looked around frantically. Jaken was there, asleep, and that little girl that follows Sesshomaru around as well… Had Sesshomaru kidnapped him? But Sesshomaru wasn't here… He looked at his clothes. What? His usual very baggy red pants had been replaced by some equally baggy white pants, and he was wearing an extremely large fluffy… thing… on his right shoulder. Jaken woke up, mumbling, "Be quiet, Rin…" and looked rather quizzically at the very confounded demon lord. "What's wrong, Sesshomaru-sama?"
Sesshomaru and/or Inuyasha's eyes grew wide.
He was in Sesshomaru's body.