I haven't gained any ownership of Inuyasha since the last chapter, and I don't think I'm going to...

In Kaede's village, a half-demon awoke.

"What?" he said aloud, getting to his feet. Inuyasha's friends were slumbering around him and he was holding Tetsusaiga! With two hands! He set the sword on the ground and looked critically at his hands. He was his brother… What was the meaning of this? And he didn't even have a fluffy thing with a script hidden in it! (A/n: The fluffy thing is NOT his tail. He still has it on his shoulder when he's a giant dog…) He strode over to the demon slayer and kicked her. She awoke with an "ow!" and sat up.
"Inuyasha, what are you doing…?" She rubbed her side where she had been kicked.

"If you do not wish to be die, tell me what is going on."

Sango's eyes grew wide and she reached for Hiraikotsu.
"What's wrong with you, Inuyasha!" she demanded loudly, waking Miroku and Shippo up.

"What," the half-breed who used to be Inuyasha said softly, "is going on?"

Back wherever Jaken, Rin, and the former Sesshomaru were, a similar problem was arising.

"What's wrong, my lord."
"Go away, you little creep!"

"Wh… What did you say, Sesshomaru-sama?"

"It's none of your business, you stupid little toad!"

Jaken's eyes would have grown bigger, but they seemed to have maxed out their largeness potential.

"Are you feeling well, my lord?"

"Go away, stupid!"

Jaken stared, and Rin yawned.

"What's wrong, Jaken-sama…?"

However, language's way was closed for Jaken.

"Umm…"

Back in modern times, Kagome awoke with a yawn to an incessantly beeping alarm clock. She got up, ate breakfast, had a fairly uneventful morning, ate lunch, and jumped down the well with approximately a mountain of stuff. She climbed out of the well with the same mountain of stuff, and had an unexciting walk to Kaede's village.

"Hello!" she called out to Inuyasha, who was standing outside, looking at her. He began to walk towards her, and as he drew near Kagome realized that he was not only looking at her, he was meeting her eyes with an icy glare.
There was something wrong here. Inuyasha was never so…cold. She looked at him, perplexed.
"What's wrong, Inuyasha? I came back earlier than I said I would. Why are you so…SIT!"

Inuyasha had drawn Tetsusaiga.

"What's going on!" she shouted at Inuyasha, whose face was currently lodged in the ground. (A/n: She's completely forgotten the spell)

A rather frazzled-looking Inuyasha got to his feet, staring, if possible, more frostily than before.

"That," he said, "is what I'd like to know."

Insert moment of awkward silence here.
After glaring at Kagome for a full 2 minutes and 37.539 seconds, the person who was kind of Inuyasha drew his sword. He had Tetsusaiga now, and he was just dying to use it…

"HIRAIKOTSU!" The poor former demon lord was knocked senseless by a giant boomerang.
"Been doing that all morning…" Sango sighed as she caught Hiraikotsu. "He's been acting weird all day."

Miroku sighed as he walked closer to the awakening Inuyasha.
"Indeed."

Just then, Sesshomaru burst out of the woods.

"KAGOME!"

Being that she was programmed to run away whenever Sesshomaru was near, Kagome speedily ascended a tree.

The one currently in Inuyasha's body got to his feet and glowered at Sesshomaru.
"And what are you doing here, half-breed?"

"I'm not a half-breed anymore, you are!"

"You're still a half-breed, half-breed!"

"I said I'm not a half-breed anymore!"

"Did Inuyasha just call my lord a half-breed?"

"Umm," Miroku commented, perplexed, "Anyone care to inform me as to what is going on?"
"I'm as clueless as you…" Sango declared. "Kagome? Do you know anything?"

"…No. SIT!" Kagome, who was still up a tree, yelled at the one in Inuyasha's body, who was directing Tetsusaiga towards Jaken. Both Inuyasha and Sesshomaru did a faceplant.

Miroku sighed as he walked in between the fuming Sesshomaru and Inuyasha.

"Now now, you two, don't you think that we can talk things out?"

Inuyasha got up and pointed his sword at Miroku.

"Stand back, Miroku, or he'll fillet you!" Sesshomaru yelled.

Miroku sat down on the ground with a giant lime-green question mark hovering above his head.

"…" he informed Kagome.

Kagome agreed.

"Sit!" she hollered again, because the two confused and feuding brothers were getting to their feet. "Sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit!"

Miroku and Sango dragged the two limp figures back to Kaede's village.

Kagome had a very wise idea.

"I think they need therapy," she said.

So. The end of the second chapter.
And what is this story coming to?
Will there be chaos? Confusion? Despair?
You'll only find out if you continue to read this story, with Rebecca's very slooow updating.

And please, review!