They call me midget yes its true
What do your friends call you?
We travel the galaxy finding star maps on the way
And helping people every single day
Bastila, she always complains that I don't treat people well
And I think she thinks she looks very swell
I must admit I think Carth's quite hot
Something I'm very sure you're not
Canderous, he's an ugly git
But don't try to take a hit
I think Mission thinks she's cool
But she's just a silly little fool
Zaalbar I guess is okay
But he needs to comb everday!
Now Jolee is one I am not still not quite sure
How he's still living anymore
Juhani says a lot
As though her pain hurts more than my lot
Now the droids, they're really good
Everyone else should take a leaf out of there books, they should!
So meet me I am Revan all
But don't you dare call me tall!
I hope you enjoyed my poem, there is only one chapter I'm afraid.