AUTHORS' NOTE: We don't own Final Fantasy X. If we did, Nahrali's Blitzball team wouldn't stink, and Kita would be able to understand how the stupid game worked.
Tidus is pervert
Checked out Lulu although she
Is older than him
Kilika was quaint
That is, until Sin arrived
The town goes bye-bye
Yuna's eyes are two
Different colors, but why? The
World may never know
Hooray for Wakka!
He is a moron, but that
Doesn't stop this guy
Wakka hates Al Bhed
He says the Al Bhed are "sand-
Blasted grease monkeys"
Seymour, cool villain
Crazy blue hair, purple eyes,
Nails that can pierce rock
Yuna is stupid
Thinks she should marry Seymour,
Androgynous guy
My Blitzball team's name?
Besaid-Guado-Auroch-Abes!
You wish they were yours!