DISCLAIMER: I don't own Avatar, damnit! I do this just 2 keep the lawyers away. Speaking of lawyers, here's a joke my dad told me about lawyers:
You're trapped in a room with no windows, and no doors, with Sudam Hussein , a king cobra, and a lawyer. You have a gun, but it has only 2 bullets, who do you shoot? The answer is at the bottom of the story!
Chapter 3: Ride Him Like A Wild Hogmonkey
Kellie sprinted through the woods, trying to follow the guards with Aang, Sokka, and Katara to the clearing as fast as she could, and as silently as she could.
The branches and undergrowth tore at her body, but the brown leather jacket that Kellie wore protected her middle, just not anywhere else. So when she reached the clearing, her face, and legs were bleeding quite a bit.
She took her jacket off, and climbed up a tree. Kellie watched as Zuko began to torture his 3 prisoners to the brink of insanity.
He grabbed Katara and started to kiss her. Sokka went into rage and Aang started to vomit while Katara just started to cry. Then he threw her back to the guard who held her.
Zuko walked up behind Sokka and took his boomerang. " GIVE THAT BACK!" He roared. Zuko didn't.
Zuko couldn't think of a way to torture Aang right off the bat, so he went next to the tree Kellie was in to think of something.
Kellie took this moment to attack in her own way. She jumped out of the tree, and right onto Zuko. Zuko immediately started to thrash, but Kellie kept her arms tight around his neck. She tried to take the boomerang that was in Zuko's hand and succeeded. She threw it, in hope it would hit a tree. "GET HIM OFF ME!" Zuko roared. Kellie whispered into his left ear. "Now, that isn't nice. This is the third time you've called me a guy when I'm a GIRL. Ever heard of em, bitch?" Then she looked up and saw fireball coming at her from behind. She swung Zuko around so that the ball of fire would hit Zuko's neck. Then it hit. Kellie screamed in agony. The fire consumed her forearms, and she let her grip on Zuko's neck loosen considerably. Zuko took advantage of this, and flipped/threw her over his head. Kellie hit a tree, upside down, on her back.
She landed on the ground, on her stomach. Kellie could feel some of the cloth on the back of her tank top had been torn away when she hit the tree. She turned her head a little, and saw chaos in the clearing. Kellie made an attempt to crawl away, but then she fell back to ground, unconscious.
Remember a certain freedom fight landing on a certain fire nation soldier and riding him like a wild hogmonkey in the episode 10: Jet? That's where I got the idea, and I'm proud of it! and here's the answer to the riddle/joke:
you shoot the lawyer once then shoot him again just to make sure he's dead. it's mean, it's hilarious, and i luv it!