AUTHORS' NOTE: We don't own Gundam Wing! (And we're in tears because of it! Nahrali wants her Nataku and Kita wants the pilots… sniff…) (Wait a second, that came out wrong! We really aren't this weird... most of the time.)
Heero! Come kill me!
Gosh darnit, woman, will you
Just leave me ALONE!
Feminists meet Chang
Beat living crap out of him
Men are the devil (A/N: for the sake of political correctness, we have nothing against men—in fact, we love them. Just not Wufei. He's icky.)
Trowa shouldn't run
His hair is pointy; it could
poke someone's eye out