DISCLAIMER: don't own the show, AVATAR. U know wut, I'm just goin 2 write the show name like that, saves me time.
Now 2 take care of that lawyer.
ANOTHER LAWYER: uh. Where am I?
ME: crap. Pulls out another KO dart. Throws it.
Ok. Now that he's out and in a closet. Things should go smoothly. I just hope that no other lawyers come round here, I'm runnin out of closets….
I also learned that when your mom pulled the plug on the internet for a few hours, u have quite a bit of time 2 work on the chapters of your fanfiction stories.
Chapter 8: BITE ME!
Kellie knew that voice all too well. She closed her eyes tight for a few moments when a flame blew up in his hand, illuminating the room.
"What's the matter, child?" Zuko asked with a mocking tone.
"Nothing. I'm just so used to the dark of this damn cell that when you made that stupid flame I wasn't used to the light. Simple science, moron." Kellie hissed. She hated it when people asked questions that had really obvious answers. So obvious, a monkey could answer them!
"Now, that language isn't allowed."
"Think I care? Bitch?" Kellie said. She was seriously enjoying calling him swear words.
" I suggest you shut up or else." Said Zuko. He was getting annoyed with this girl. She was one move away from being burned into a pile of ashes.
"Or else what? You'll shut me up in a cold, dark cell that has no light unless it comes from a firebender?" Kellie smirked.
She could see Zuko was holding back immense amounts of rage. Then he suddenly calmed down. This scared her.
"No. I'll leave you to sit in the dark. And let you starve for a few days." Then he left with the light. Leaving Kellie in pitch black once more.
See? He just betrayed you!
He didn't betray me. I just got him really mad. Which, apparently, is really fun.
You're impossible.
So are you.
Now why would I be impossible?
You're the 1/32 of me that thinks Sokka's cute.
That's cuz it's true.
Well, he's sorta cute.
HA! You admitted it!
Ya. I guess I did. But he's still butt-ugly compared to Zuko.
What has Zuko done in the show that Sokka hasn't?
Well, for one thing Zuko hasn't worn a shirt. And if I'm right, which I am, I do believe that Sokka has always worn a shirt or a DRESS in the show.
It was a warrior's uniform!
Uhuh. Whatever.
Listen you rotten little son of a…
But Kellie's thoughts were interrupted when a guard unlocked the door. He grabbed her arm and dragged her away.
Kellie looked at him and saw he had 2 black eyes. She grinned.
"So YOU'RE the guard that I beat up?"
"Shut up little peasant. If it weren't for the fact you're in Fire Nation colors, I'd throw you out the window right now."
:"Why you rotten little God damned son of a …."
"Don't you use that language with me, young lady!"
"Lady? HA! I barely call myself a girl! I like to play in the mud, mess up other people's days when I get the chance, and wear the stuff that used to be my brothers. How could I be a lady?" Now Kellie decided to squirm and try to get away.
"LET ME GO!"
"I'LL BE DEAD BEFORE THAT HAPPENS!"
"FINE THEN! I'LL BE YOUR EXECUTIONER!"
"I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!"
"TRY ME!"
Zuko stood in the corner of the hall, annoyed with this fight. He had heard their yelling from the deck, 5 floors above them. The girl had strong vocal chords.
"GIVE ME BACK ONE HAND AND YOU'LL BE DEAD BEFORE YOU CAN COUNT TO TEN!"
Zuko walked right up into Kellie's face and held a flaming fist in her face.
"You know very totally annoyed with you right now?"
"You know how much I'd like to punch you in the face?"
Zuko stood up straight. This girl had a very dangerous attitude and temper. Just like a firebender. Maybe they had more in common then he thought.
Suddenly, he clamped his hands over her ears and whispered something to the guard still holding her. Kellie just tried to get out of both of their grips. But they held tight.
Then the guard looked at his Prince in bewilderment. How could he be asking this? This girl was deadly! She had nearly killed him and Prince Zuko simply by jumping on the Prince's shoulders and by hitting him in three different areas of his face! If one of his colleagues hadn't stumbled over him, he might as well be dead! But still, an order was an order. He dragged the girl off to Zuko's room.
He literally threw Kellie through the door. She landed with an 'oof' then went to yelling at him to let her out of the room. He just walked away.
Kellie stood staring at the door, hands crossed over her chest, fuming at the door. Then she looked around the room. It was beautiful. The furniture looked as if it cost a million buck apiece. And there so much stuff, Zuko musta made one dealer very happy. It was all red, gold, and black. All colors Kellie lover dearly. She immediately began to dig through all the drawers and wardrobes and shelves, looking for anything of significance. Eventually she came across Katara's necklace. She pocketed it, knowing if she ever got off this ship she would give it to a more than grateful Katara.
"O MY GOD, KELLIE! THANK YOU SO MUCH!"
Kellie smiled herself silly at this thought.
"A-HEM. But I believe that doesn't belong to you." Kellie turned to face Zuko.
"So what? Once I get off this ship, I'll give it back to Katara, then find my way back home." Kellie didn't mention, 'back to Ephrata.' Cause she sure there was no town on this Earth with the name on Ephrata.
"Whoever said you'd be getting off?"
"Well, I'll find a way."
"Good luck."
"Why thank you. Now why am I here?"
"To be interrogated."
"Nice try. I ain't telling anything."
"Yes you will. Like where is the Avatar heading?" Zuko knew very well that he could of taken the Avatar when he was spying on Kellie, but he had wanted to try and get to know her first.
"No." "Yes."
"NO!"
"YES!"
"BITE ME!"
"Ok." And Zuko walked forward, showing off his very pearly white, and very sharp, teeth.
"WAIT NO! It's an expression!" Kellie screamed.
She sighed in relief when Zuko stopped showing his teeth and stopped walking.
"Perhaps in exchange for information, you can get something you lost, back." Zuko suggested.
"Shh. What do you have that I would want?"
"Ever wondered why your arms are bare?"
Just then, Kellie realized a horrible fact. Her arms were indeed bare, and the skin on her back where her shirt had been torn away also felt bare.
" GIVE ME BACK MY JACKET YOU FATHERLESS BASTARD!" Kellie screamed then ran at Zuko fueled by nothing but adrenaline and pure fury.
Well, that's a good place to stop. I'll write more soon. But plz ppl, R&R!
INSANITY AT ITS FINEST
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