Harry potter woke up one morning to find out that he had to urine a considerable more amount then yesterday. This befuddled Harry who knew that every morning he urinated precisely 3 inches of urine. He knew this had to be the doing of none other then SEVREUS SNAPE. He wasn't going to stand Snape ruining his daily morning routine. He got up and told Ron this phenomenon. "But mate isn't it possible that maybe you drank a little to much Gatorade mate" said Ron.
"No its not possible" screamed Harry. He wasn't sure why he was screaming his temper was as mild as ever. He knew this must be the doing of none other then that dastardly MALFOY.

Ron started to cry, "Why did you yell at me you know it hurts my feelings!"

"Sorry mate" said Harry " it was that dirty malfoy he must have some how tampered with my volume" Ron seemed confused but just at that moment Hermioney came down wearing a scarlet t shirt that read "I am a democrat". Harry instantly told Hermioney the whole story. At first she seemed skeptical but then she understood at once.

"Harry isn't it possible that you're just stupid?" she said.

"No, no its not" he said. " Looked I just know its malfoy, he's been messing with me to long, I am putting a stop to it!" and with that he grabbed his 12 gage and ran down the hall screaming " I AM CALLING YOU OUT MALFOY" When Harry found malfoy calmly eating breakfast Harry raised his 12gage and said "I know what you've been doing malfoy, messing with my urine process WELL YOUVE GONE TO FAR" with that he shot malfoy twice. Once in the stomach the other in the chin. Malfoy was bleeding on the table and all over the pop-tarts. The blood on the pop-tarts looked like frosting and a shy Ravenclaw student ate one. Shortly she threw up small intestines, but that isn't important now, what's important is Harry's obvious dilemma! Harry still had one more thing to take care of.

Harry found professor Snape in the library reading a book titles "flowers and what not to do with them". Harry ran in there and screamed " TIME TO BITE THE BULLET!" Snape muttered something about that being the worst catch phrase ever but he didn't even seem scared by Harry's twelve gage. Suddenly Snape raised his 9milimeter that he had been holding the whole time. He shot Harry in the arm causing him to drop his twelve gages. Now defenseless Harry knew it was over. Just then Dumbledore showed up and shot Snape in the pancreas, causing him to bleed heavily. Dumbledore prepared to finish him off but at the last second did not. Harry was a bit confused. "But professor" he said, "why are you keeping him alive?" Harry asked.

"Well" said Dumbledore " to torture when were bored".

"Brilliant thinking professor!" then they laughed and laughed!
THE END