Teen Titans: The Son of Evil Part 2: Family
Chapter 4: A Series Of Weird Events Inside the Bowels of Raven Roth
Crane, Cyborg, Beastboy, and Starfire are now inside Raven's mouth, a bit of arguing about of where to go. "I say we go to the source of the disease!" shouted Beastboy.
"Well I say that we go to the stomach!" shouted back Cyborg.
"And I say that we should go to the lower intestines!" also shouted Starfire.
" And I say SHUT THE HELL UP SO I CAN DRIVE HERE!" screamed Crane who had a hard time driving the Cyborg's micro hover craft because the others were to busy arguing that when screamed at them, they all automatically shut up.
Meanwhile outside of Raven
Robin and Raven were using the monitor that Cyborg brought so they could see what the others are seeing, through a probe that Cyborg brought with him and the others. Raven felt dizzy from head to foot, Robin got her a small wet and set it on her forehead. Raven felt like she was going to puke, but instead, she cough a couple of times. As for the guys inside her mouth, they were all screaming and holding onto each other. As soon as Raven was done coughing, Crane grabbed the probe and stared at Raven trough the screen. " Don't Swallow!" he said because he could see outside of the hover craft that Raven had collected a lot of spit when she was coughing He knew that if she swallowed the spit, he and the others would be swallowed too.
"Crane, Is that you and the others?" She said to the monitor screen in front of her.
"No. It's Jackie Chan, Godzilla, Jessica Simpson, and the Terminator. OF COURSE ITS US! Why did you do that!" he shouted and asked at the same time.
"I'm sorry." she said.
"No, no, no. SORRY is when you step on someone's foot at the movie theater. SORRY is when you say to a woman "Hey! When's the baby do?" and you find out that the girl is just fat! But This is way far beyond sorry! What am I going to do with you?" he yelled out then gained control over himself.
"Crane. I think I'm going to puke." Raven said weakly.
" You don't want to do that, just hold your breath and we'll gently go down your throat. Okay?" He said and asked at the same time.
"Okay." was all that Raven could say before she held her breath.
Back with the others
Crane continued to drive the hover craft towards the end of Raven's mouth, Until Beastboy told them to stop at the part where they could see Raven's uvula. " Hey guys look! There's that thing that you see in cartoons that people always punch around like a punching bag! I'm Going To A Whack At IT!" Beastboy said excitingly as he was getting ready to hit Raven's uvula, but before he could touch the thing, Crane ran up and started to restrain him.
"Beastboy! No! If you hit Raven's uvula, she'll throw up." Crane warned him as he let go.
"Whoo! Thanks Crane, I owe you one. So let's move on." Beastboy announced. Then they went straight down Raven's wind pipe. Soon not for long, they reached the centering bowels of Raven's Gut. They soon climbed out of the hover craft and tried to avoid the stomach acid.
"Well we reached the our destination, now what do we do?" Asked Cyborg.
"Hey guys do you see those purple cloud streams?" asked Beastboy who's pointing at strange purple colored clouds moving across the area like a river.
"According to my scanners, that's the disease, and its creating germs." said Cyborg. The disease clouds were pouring tiny germ cells out of them and the germs were starting head towards the walls of Raven's stomach and it looked like that they were biting into the walls.
"Now what do we do, we must save friend Raven before these things make her tummy even more sick." said Starfire, without knowing what to do.
"Hey I know! Maybe we can trace the disease back to the source! Follow the purple river, no... follow the purple, follow the purple, follow the purple, follow the purple, follow the purple, river to the source...LOOK! Stop it Guys, No Laughing At That!" Crane said seriously. He kept stammering that the others bursted into laughing. "Guys..." Crane said again "...Sit!". Then black auras surrounded Beastboy, Starfire and Cyborg and it pulled them towards the grounded and they made splashes when they felled flat on the stomach acid. ( HA! I think you all know where I got that one from, so what are all of you going to do about it.) Then Crane ran ahead following the cloud to where ever in Raven's stomach it might lead him. Then the others painfully got back up on their feet.
"Remind me to glue his mouth shut when we get back." Cyborg said angrily. Then they started to follow Crane. But soon, they didn't know where he was.
"CRANE?" They all kept shouting in unison.
"GUYS!" Crane shouted out as popped out of nowhere and scared the others.
"AAAAHHHH! What's the matter with you? You can't just be popping out like, you'll give me a heart attack." said cyborg as he was clutching his chest.
"Oh, sorry, but guys I found it, I found the source! Its over here guys." Crane said as he led the others to the source of the disease which looks like a ball of purple fog.
" Okay guys I need you three to be quiet while I extract a sample of this stuff which means that this is a biggy, remember no blomperber, I mean no manggy danggy, I mean no midda tikkey howa ky honna wa tokka digo poop..." Cyborg couldn't believe what he was saying so he stomped a foot on the ground. "...wow. That's not even funny." He finished. ( But it is funny)
The others just bursted again into laughter, except its Crane that's now laughing and Cyborg is the one that's mad. " ARE YOU GUYS DONE!" Cyborg yelled which made Beastboy and Starfire stopped but Crane was still laughing a bit, before he stopped. As cyborg was extracting a sample, the others were extremely nervous. Beastboy was biting on his fingernails, but when he ran out of fingernails to bite, he started to bite on Crane's fingernails. Crane was still calm, but was now freaked out when he saw what Starfire was doing, she was already out of fingernails that she started to bite on her toenails ( YUCK! THAT IS GROSS, I THINK THAT GOING TO...(vomits)...oh never mind.). When Cyborg was done with the sample, he called on Robin and Raven saying that they got the sample. "Will do Robin, We'll be there in one minute." finished Cyborg.
"Uh, you better make that five minutes Cy." said Crane.
"Why?" the metal hybrid asked.
"That's why." Crane answered pointing at the germ cells charging at them.
"I think they want what we took from them back." said Beastboy.
"I agreed."said Starfire.
"May I just say something...RUN!" Crane shouted as he made a run towards the hovercraft with the others following. But when they got there, They were surrounded by a whole pack of germs.
"Uh Guys, GET ME OUT OF THIS THING!" Crane yelled out seeing that he was now trapped inside a gas bubble. The others couldn't use their powers because if they did, they would end up hurting Raven's inside, especially the part about Beastboy turning into a big animal and bursting out of her stomach.
" Crane distract the germs while the other get to the ship, after that, they'll get you out." called out Robin and Raven through the robot probe that they still have with them.
"Okay. But I better get some kind of a reward for this. Hey You Germs! Over Here Looky Looky!" yelled out Crane, trying to distract the germs, but they're ignoring him.
"It's not working do something else." said Robin.
"How about some impressions?" Crane called out.
"Anything!" called out Raven.
"Okay, okay, uhh, OOH! I'll be back, Here's Johnny, I am Jackie Legs and I like to say Hello, He shoots and he scores, Luke I am your father 'imitates Darth Vader's breathing', Here's Johnny, You dirty rat, THAT'S ALL FOLKS." Crane shouted out any impression he could think of.
"Can't you do anything besides impressions?" called out Cyborg.
"Yeah! And you said "here's Johnny" twice." said Beastboy.
"I agreed!" called out Starfire. All three of them were holding onto each other because all the germs were starting to get closer to them and Crane is still stuck inside the gas bubble.
"Well I use to dance sometimes in my cage when I got bored." Crane suggested.
"THEN DAANNNCCCCEEEEE!" Robin, Raven, Beastboy, Starfire, and Cyborg screamed out loud at Crane in their voices that start to sound more like girls screaming.
Then Crane gladly starts dancing around inside the gas bubble, first starts doing the disco thing, second he starts to shake his rear, then he starts doing the 'Robot', then starts dancing while singing "Dan, dan, dan, dan. Da dan, da dan can't touch this, Dan, dan, dan, dan. Da dan, da dan can't touch this!", then he starts singing "I like to move it move it, I like to move it move it, I like to move it move it, I like to...MOVE IT!" as he finished. The germs still ingnored him.
All five Titans just stared at what he's doing, with their mouths open, and their bottom jaws now on the floor. " It's not working, do something else." called out Raven.
"What am I? A derange mangy circus clown? THAT'S ALL I GOT!" Crane screamed back at his sister. He really was out of ideas.
"Okay we got to the ship, here we come." said Cyborg as they drove the hovercraft towards Crane's bubble and popped it. Crane then fell towards the ground until Starfire flew in and caught him bridal style. Then all were back in the ship and were on their way back to Raven's mouth. "Raven! The germs are in hot pursuit of us, We need you to sneeze us out." said Cyborg.
"No problem." said Raven because she was already about to sneeze, soon she could feel the others in her mouth right then just like that, she sneezed. The others went flying out of her mouth and then landed on her flat stomach.
"There I got the sample! Now we can cure Raven, BOOYAH!" shouted Out cyborg in triumph.
"Can We Take Showers First?" yelled out Beastboy, then all four of them realized that they were covered from head to foot in Raven's snot.
TO BE CONTINUED... next chapter: Crane continues to get use to the titans, and he ends up in a contest of Heroes and Heroines. There he makes a new friend, but can he and his new friend find out what's going on before this contest becomes a battle for survival. Wait until next time.
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