OK, sorry for the short chapter, but I only had 10 minutes. I've got 15 this time; let's see how far we go here! I don't own KH, either! But you can tell the first chapter sucked because there were hardly any reviews….
…..continued from chapter 1……
Suddenly, everyone heard a chicken, or rooster, going, "Cock-a-doodle-doooooo!"
"What was that?" asked Riku.
Sora sighed. "My rooster, Mr. Whiskers." he replied.
Riku and Kairi turned around. "What is your chicken's name?" asked Kairi.
"Mr. Whiskers." replied Sora.
"Now why would you name a chicken Mr. Whiskers?" asked Riku as he stared at his reflection in the car's windows.
"Because Senor Fluffy Butt died, remember?" asked Sora. "Then, my parents gave me a choice of either a cat or another dog, but then I realized that I wanted a chicken!" (Senor Fluffy Butt was Sora's Pekingese dog)
"Man, I can't wait to take this baby out for a spin." said Riku.
"Why don't we go for a drive?" asked Kairi.
"Not a bad idea, Kairi." said Riku. "Well, what are you waiting for, let's go drive!"
So, Riku got in the driver's seat, Sora in the passenger seat, and Kairi in the back.
"Let's see how much you suck at driving!" said Sora.
Riku turned the key to his car and turned on the ignition……
Meanwhile, in FFX world
Nobody and Hurky came out of the theater after seeing the recent Kingdom Hearts movie.
"That was a cool movie." said Hurky.
"Yeah, I think Sora's cute!" said Nobody.
"How would you think he's cute?" asked Hurky.
"Well, his eyes! You ever see the deep blue…that you can…get lost in…?" said Nobody dreamily. She daydreamed.
"Uh, Nobody?" asked Hurky.
"Huh? What?" asked Nobody.
"Join the rest of us in reality!" said Hurky. "We all know Sora is a cute little guy who you can just want hug and squeeze all day…. and those eyes you can get lost in…"
"Aha!" said Nobody. "You think Sora's cute, too!"
"Oh, OK!" said Hurky.
"You know what I think we should do?" asked Nobody.
"What's that?" asked Hurky as she snapped out of it.
"We should go to Destiny Islands and find Sora so we can make him my boyfriend!" said Nobody.
"WHAT?" cried Hurky. "Your boyfriend?"
"Hey, we shouldn't get into a fight over a little teddy bear like Sora!" said Nobody. "We can at least meet him!"
"I guess you're right…" said Hurky.
"Quick!" said Nobody. "To the gummi ship!"
"Woo hoo!" said Hurky. She and Nobody started to run. "Hey, Nobody?"
"What?" asked Nobody.
"Can you picture Sora in a teddy bear suit?" asked Hurky.
"YES!" said Nobody.
"He would be just so cute!" said Hurky….
Back on Destiny Islands
"Man, that test drive was great!" said Sora.
"It would have been awesome if Sora didn't have to stop at 7-11 for a sour watermelon slushee." said Kairi.
"Hey, it was worth it." said Sora as he sipped on his 64 oz (which is a big glass). Suddenly, he stopped. "AHHH! Brain freeze!"
"Hey, that was your own fault." said Riku. "Don't ever drink a slushee really fast. Otherwise, you get a slushee headache!"
Kairi rolled her eyes.
OK, stay around for the next chapter! That's when the story should get really good!
