Just a one shot to remind ya'll that little old Neko is still kicking. Okay, why I wrote this, I have no idea. I guess I was just watching tv and reading One Piece, and that commercial came on. (I won't give it away)

Director: Awright, people! This is a brand new commercial, so no screw-ups!

Zoro: I cannot BELIEVE we are doing this.

Nami: If it gets us Beli, I'm happy.

Zoro: We're degrading ourselves on television, how is this making you happy?

Sanji: It could be worse...

Zoro: HOW CAN THIS SCRIPT POSSIBLY BE WORSE?

Chopper: What are we doing, anyway?

Usopp: Well, the people on the tv have decided that I, the Great Caption Usopp, am also the Great Actor Usopp, and so they signed a contract... (gets hit on the head by Straw Hats) Uh.. I mean, we're gonna be on the tv.

Luffy: This is so COOL!

Director: Okay, let's get going! Now, remember, the script calls for you all to go in this order; Luffy, Zoro, Nami, Usopp, Sanji, Robin, and Chopper. Okay, we're on in 5...

Zoro: This is ridiculus...

Director: 4...

Nami: Shut up, already, you big whiner...

Director: 3...

Sanji: Nami-san is right. You whine too much..

Director: 2...

Nami: Thank you!

Director: ACTION!

Luffy: Myyyyyy bologna has a first name!

Zoro: (through gritted teeth) It's O-S-C-A-R.

Nami: My bologna has a second name!

Usopp: It's M-A-Y-E-R!

Sanji: Oh, I love to eat it everyday,

Robin: And if you ask me why, I'll say...

Chopper: 'Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way,

All: WITH B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

Director: And cut! That was great! Perfect. Okay, one take is all we'll need.

Zoro: Thank god...

Sanji: You sounded wonderful, Nami-san. You too, Robin-chan.

Zoro: Oh, shut up.

Director: Okay, next time, we want Zoro to sing the 'I Wish I Was An Oscar Mayer Weiner' song.

Straw Hats: (All burst out laughing, while Zoro takes out his red sword.)

Zoro: GO TO HELL, YOU DAMNED ASSHOLE OF A DIRECTOR! GO TO HELL!

Director: Oh crap! (runs away) No, stop! I was kidding! OW! I only have one head, you know!

END

Epilouge

The commercial aired not to long after that, and the crew got 1 million Beli each. The crew got great reviews, especially Zoro, who everyone says was so cute. All who said that had a slow and painful death. Of course, Sanji found this as another reason to taunt Zoro, and the rivalry between them grew deeper. Robin didn't care too much, and everytime the commercial came on, Luffy would scream for the crew to come in so they could watch.

XD That's it. Just some stupid one shot I had to write. I don't know why. I had fun writing this though..