Okay, not only have I decided to not make this a one shot, but this time, I had a bit of help. Ya see, we (meaning my friends and I) were sitting around in P.E. talking about commercials, and we broke into the whole 'Canine Advantics' song. That's when it hit me. Hell with a one shot, this is so going to be a series! So, anyways, my friends and I worked hard to rewrite and create these lyrics, so, if you share this with friends, family, or mortal enemies, don't take credit. Oh, and the cupcake part is totally Kelly's. Isn't that right, Kelly? (evil smile) So anyways, thanks, Lilia, Jamie, and Kelly for helping me make another great chapter. This one's totally for you!
(A picture of Luffy sitting at a desk writing appears)
Luffy: Hello Mother, (Luffy's Mother) hello Father! (Luffy's father)
These pesky pirates (all the pirates he's fought) really bother.
Thanks for the package (little brown box), that's why I'm writing (back to Luffy).
One Piece Advantics really stops all the fighting!
Eating, sleeping, steal from the kitchen, (Luffy sneaking food out of the fridge and Sanji running in)
I'm not fighting, Nami's not bitchin' (Nami hold out a cupcake looking demented as she goes 'Want a cupcake?')
Can't wait to show you,
all my new tricks (Gomu Gomu no Boring!)
Thanks again for sending me One Piece Advantics!
(Fades to black)
(Cut to all the men sitting on the couch looking drunk, with lazy left eyes, matted hair, and the works, and Nami vibrating like a phone. Nico and Chopper seem to be the only ones not under the influence of this new drug...er, dog food)
Sanji: (dully) It's like the equivilant to Ridelin... (falls over couch, and just his legs are showing)
Zoro: (even more dully) Or whiskey... (he also falls over)
Usopp: (if possible, even more dully) In dog food form... (he does the same)
Chopper: (running around franctically) I told you you shouldn't have eaten so much!
Nami: (continues to vibrate and laugh insanely)
Robin: (continues to read)
Luffy: Well, we 'ave ta eat it. My parents sent it t' me... (joins the other males residing on the floor)
Sanji: (hands points up) Luffy, you ass. That wasn't from your parents...
Zoro: They just sent it to us because you were in the commerical for it.
Usopp: Just like the bologna.
Luffy: Oh. Those bastards!
End... for now. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! Oh. Sorry 'bout that.
As you can see, me and my friends have nothing better to do with our lives, other then draw and fantisize over anime characters. Shi-kun... Kabuto-san...Sanji-kun... (little heart eyes). Ah, well. Nya!