((Avalon: I hope this is fun for everyone. It's random and crazy and centers around Sesshy's fluffy! What could be wrong with that?))
Ch. 1 What's This Rabid Fan Girl Doing on My Tail?
One day Sesshomaru was on a pleasant walk thought the forest when he heard the bushes rustle. A strange girl with red hair wearing black pants and a shirt with a picture of him on it jumped out at him.
"Sesshy" the girl cried out. "You have no idea how many dimensional portals I had to fall through to get here, but what matters is that I'm here and can now hug the fluffy" the girl said quickly in one breath and made an amazing leap onto Sesshomaru's shoulder. She promptly attached herself to his tail.
"What the hell" Sesshy ((Just because it's easier to type and so much more fun)) said startled.
"I said, I love you forever Sesshy!"
"Who the hell are you" Sesshy asked furiously.
"I'm Avalon" the girl smiled brightly but Sesshy had trouble seeing her because she was on his shoulder.
"Would you mind getting off me" Sesshy growled.
"Why? Are you going to fight with Inu-Yasha again? I'd like to see that" Avalon snuggled even closer, if possible, to Sesshy's tail.
"No, but I'm going to rip you to shreds if you don't get off now" he barked.
"Not so fast tough guy" Avalon laughed. "You couldn't bring yourself to do it."
"Oh, why not" Sesshy said sarcastically.
"Because you love me" Avalon said brightly.
"What the hell are you talking about" Sesshy tried to glare at Avalon, but instead made her giggle.
"I'm a Mary-Sue" she laughed.
Suddenly Koshou appeared out of nowhere. "If you make yourself a Mary-Sue I'll have to run you through with a rusty knife."
"Ok, ok, I'm not a Mary-Sue" Avalon said and Koshou disappeared again. "But that doesn't change the way I feel about you Sesshy."
"Don't call me that" he raised a clawed hand as if to attack the rabid fan girl on his shoulder clinging to his tail.
"Bad Sesshy! You still can't kill me silly, I'm one of the authors. If you killed me the story would be over" Avalon giggled as Sesshy struggled to get to her but found that he could not rip her guts out.
"Can I throw you into a well?"
"You can try, but I doubt it'll work" Avalon said a little off handedly as she rubbed Sesshy's tail on her cheek.
"Then how do I get rid of you" Sesshy barked.
"You don't" Avalon shrugged.
"I'd never want to admit it, but I may need some help this time" Sesshy growled to himself.
((Avalon: So what did you think? I know it's OOC, but who cares, I'm having fun. Now this works really simply, you click the button and type what you thought, and then you click the other button. Sorry about that, but please review. I'll leave the next chapter to Koshou so, see you in chapter three!))