I'm Real

Caryl Mc: Thanks too much for the review! I know it's wicked. I hope you stick around to find out what I'm planning.

Vegeta- Prince: age 24
Bulma: age 23 (Saiyan blood: Faith- elite scientist & Bardock- third class scientist)
Kakarot a.k.a. Goku- third class right hand man and bodyguard (bet Vegeta feels safe) to Vegeta: age 20
Chi-Chi: age 20 (Saiyan blood: King Vegeta- King & Teresa - Queen)
Gohan: age 4 (You know his parents)
Eighteen: age 22 (Saiyan blood: Torah- third class solider & Fasha- third class solider)
Krillin: age 22 (Saiyan blood: Yam- second class cook & Tanya- elite bodyguard of Princess Vega)
Seventeen: age 22 (Saiyan blood: Torah- third class solider & Fasha-third class solider)
Yamcha: age 25 (Saiyan blood: Nappa- elite solider & Falala- second class dancer)
Raditz- third class cook: age 28
Turles- third class doctor: age 23
Tien: age 25 (Saiyan blood: Toru- third class solider & Hope- elite nanny to Princess Vega)
Marron: age 24 (Saiyan blood: Faith- elite scientist & George- elite dentist)
Launch: age 24 (Saiyan blood: Joy- elite technician & Joe- second class engineer)
Piccolo-Namekian : age 27
Vega- Princess: age 6
Violet- third class: age 6 (Kakarot's little half sister)

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Vegeta and Kakarot walked into the palace. Raditz walked up to them. "And where have you been?" he asked. "Places" Kakarot answered. "What kind of places?" "Places with trees" "What kind of trees?" "Stop it already!" Vegeta ordered. Raditz looked at Kakarot. "What's eating him?" Raditz asked. Kakarot shrugged. "By the way you were right" Kakarot stated following Vegeta and leaving Raditz behind. Raditz stared at them confused. "Right about what?" he questioned.

Kakarot opened the door to his father's home. They walked in seeing Bardock sitting in his chair watching TV. "What do you want boys?" he asked. Kakarot sat down on the couch that was by his father's chair. "We know." Bardock looked at his son. "Know what? Did you two hit your heads or something?" Vegeta leaned against the wall. "Don't act like you don't know" Kakarot said taking the popcorn bowl from his father. "What are you talking about Kakarot?" Bardock asked. Bardock opened his soda and took a drink. "How come you never told us about Bulma?" His father spat out his soda. It went falling. He looked at Kakarot. "What? Miss Briefs died a long time ago" Bardock stated. Kakarot stared at his father. "Bull shit." "I have no clue about what you're talking about" "Does injecting blood sound familiar?" Vegeta asked. Bardock stood up. He went to the door and locked it. He went to the couch.

"Who told you?" he asked. "Well let's just say someone you thought was dead" Kakarot said taking a handful of popcorn. Bardock looked at his son. "Who?" he asked. "Three women" Vegeta answered. Bardock looked at him. "Again I ask who?" "Bulma, Chi-Chi, and Eighteen" Kakarot answered. Bardock looked at his son. "Where were they?" he asked. "Deep in the forest" Kakarot answered. Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Why were you in the forest?" Kakarot looked at Vegeta. "I was looking for him." Vegeta scowled. "What did they tell you?" Bardock asked. "Almost everything" Kakarot answered. "Why didn't they kill you?" "Like they could," Vegeta said rolling his eyes again. "They didn't kill me because I'm, uh never mind" Kakarot said stuffing his mouth full of popcorn. Bardock looked at his son. "You're not telling me something, Kakarot" "What? I told you everything," Kakarot said looking at the wall. "Oh you painted it green." "Stop changing the subject. What are you not telling me?" "I wear size nine in boots" Kakarot stated. Vegeta nearly fell over. "Baka" he mumbled.

Bardock fell to the floor anime style. (I love anime!) Bardock grabbed onto the couch and pulled himself up. "Tell me" Bardock ordered. "I did" Kakarot lied. "Kakarot" Bardock said in a warning tone. "Ok, ok, Vegeta stole a pair of my boots" Kakarot stated almost shouting. Vegeta fell over anime style along with Bardock. "Baka" Vegeta said standing up. Bardock sat on the floor. "What is it, Kakarot?" "I told you, jeez, Vegeta just stole one pair not the whole closet" Vegeta glared at him. Bardock shook his head. "Who is she?" he asked. "Oh her name's...uh what girl?" Kakarot said stuffing his mouth full of popcorn. Vegeta grabbed Kakarot's collar and started dragging him to the door. Kakarot sat the popcorn down on the floor and waved to his father. Vegeta opened the door and shut it.

Kakarot stood up. "Where to next?" he asked. "Where do you think?" Vegeta headed to the throne room. Kakarot followed. "So what are you going to say?" he asked. "Nothing, I'll just bring her name up" Kakarot nodded. "This is going to be one long day"

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Krillin, Chi-Chi, and Eighteen walked into a cave. "Mommy," shouted a little boy with bushy black hair. "Hey Gohan" Chi-Chi said picking him up. A woman with blue-green hair and a blue-green tail stood up. "He was easy" she stated. "Thanks Marron." Marron smiled. "No problem Chi-Chi." A woman with curly blonde hair and green eyes and a blonde tail walked in. "I got some fruit" she stated. "Great job Launch" Krillin said before exiting the cave. "What's with him?" she asked. "Going to find Bulma" Eighteen answered leaving the meat she got outside. Marron sat down. "What took you so long?" she asked. "We bumped into Goku" Chi-Chi answered. "Really? What was he doing?" Marron asked. Eighteen sat down. "Looking for the snot head Prince Vegeta" she answered. "In the forest?" Marron questioned. "Yep turns out he's Vegeta's lackey" Eighteen stated. "Oh, what were they doing in the forest?" Marron asked. "Long story, but turns out Goku is Kakarot," Eighteen said looking at Chi-Chi. Chi-Chi glared at her. "I was getting to that." Marron looked at Chi-Chi then Eighteen. A green man with big pointy ears walked in. (Guess who.) "Hey Piccolo" Marron said smiling. (You guessed it.) "Hey" Piccolo laid down. "Long day?" Marron asked. Piccolo nodded. (You're probably wondering why Piccolo is there, I'll get to that later in a flashback.) Chi-Chi looked over at her son. He was sitting with Eighteen. She smiled. He was really something special. Launch looked at her. She smirked.

"He is something, isn't he?" Chi-Chi looked at Launch. She nodded. "I love him so much" Chi-Chi stated. Launch crossed her arms. "So what are you and Kakarot going to do?" Launch asked. Chi-Chi shrugged. "We can't be together because of Frieza and the stupid monkey tribe" Chi-Chi stated. Launch laughed. "They all have to be so damn stubborn," said Launch. Chi-Chi nodded. "Hey everyone." They turned around. There stood a tall bald man with three eyes. "Hey Tien" said Marron.

Tien placed cook meat on a large stone that they called their table. "I cooked the fish you caught Chi-Chi, it should be done soon," Tien stated walking out. Gohan walked up to the "table" and sat on the ground. He grabbed a piece of nice fresh cooked meat and began chewing. Chi-Chi smiled at her son. Eighteen and Marron dug in. "Wait for me" said Launch cutting in. Chi-Chi walked over to the "table" and sat down and joined them.

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Vegeta and Kakarot walked into the throne room. There stood a man that looked like Vegeta except he had a beard and was taller (not much). Beside him was a little girl with long black hair and coal black eyes. She noticed Vegeta and Kakarot and ran over to them. "Vegeta" she said in delight. She stopped. Vegeta kneeled and patted her head. "What have you been up to Sport?" he asked. (It's her nickname.) She smiled. "Nothing" she answered. "Hey Kakarot" she said smiling at him. "Hello Princess Vega" She smiled at her father. King Vegeta nodded at her. She grabbed Vegeta's hand. "Come on let's play" she suggested. "Not now, I have to talk to Father" Vegeta stated. She frowned and let go. She nodded and walked out of the room.

Vegeta looked at his father. "Come take a seat" his father suggested. Vegeta leaned against the wall not far from his father and Kakarot stood by him. "What do you need son?" Vegeta looked at his father. His father picked up his glass of wine. "How come you never told me about a girl named Chi-Chi?" Vegeta asked. King Vegeta nearly spilt his wine. "What do you know of her?" K. Vegeta asked. "I know you were involved with her blood injection" Vegeta stated. K. Vegeta played with his beard. He was speechless. "Who told you about her?" K. Vegeta asked. Vegeta smirked.

"Herself" he answered. K. Vegeta looked at his son confused. "She's not dead," Kakarot stated. "She's very much alive." K. Vegeta slowly took a drink of his wine and swallowed. "How is she?" he asked. "Fine" Kakarot answered. Vegeta gave his father a questioning look. "I was part of it as you already know, I didn't send the guards after them, Frieza did" Kakarot looked at K. Vegeta. "I enjoyed her company when I visited her and her friends in the lab" (In this fic K. Vegeta is the opposite of Vegeta.) "Why didn't you tell me?" Vegeta asked. "I couldn't risk it" his father answered. Kakarot looked at Vegeta then the king. "I considered her as my daughter," Vegeta raised an eyebrow. "Her father passed when she was four and her mother died at her birth," K. Vegeta stated. "You knew of all of them and still you lied to us telling us they were dead, why?" Vegeta asked. "I had to," K. Vegeta stated. "Briefs wanted not a word spoken of them until he was sure it was safe…and it never was."

"What else did you know, sire?" Kakarot asked. "Everything there was to know about all of them, I knew whose blood went to each kid." K. Vegeta answered. Vegeta stood up straight. "That's all we need" he stated. Kakarot and Vegeta started to leave. "Tara was looking for you son" K. Vegeta. Vegeta shuddered. They walked out of the room. Little did they know a pair of little eyes was watching their conversation with the king.

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Krillin stood in front of the cave waiting for Yamcha. "Hey Krillin sorry it took so long" Yamcha shouted running up to Krillin dragging Bulma with him. Krillin shook his head. "No problem." Bulma walked passed him and walked into the cave. Krillin looked at Yamcha. "She was at the waterfall again" Yamcha stated. Krillin nodded. "Figures."

Bulma sat down by Chi-Chi and dug into the fish. "I'm not mad Chi-Chi," Bulma stated looking at her friend. "I was just shocked that's it." Chi-Chi smiled and stood up. "That's alright." Eighteen looked at Bulma. "We had to explain everything again" she stated. "Sorry" Bulma said in a whisper. "So how did he take it?" she asked. "Fine" Chi-Chi answered. Bulma smiled. "That's good" Aaaahhhccchhoo. Launch hair went blue so did her tail. "Bless you," said Marron. Launch looked up. "What were we doing?" she asked. "Eating" Eighteen answered. Seventeen walked in. He sat down by his twin. "Man I'm starved" he stated. He dug in. Marron giggled. Yamcha and Krillin walked in carrying more food. Bulma grabbed a fruit that looked kind of like an apple. She took a bite. Gohan stood up and walked up to Krillin.

"Can I see the slingshot?" he asked. Krillin nodded and stood up. He picked up a rock and threw it at Piccolo. Piccolo sat up. "What?" he asked. "Practice time" Krillin answered. Piccolo stood up. They walked to a corner of the cave. Krillin picked up a big rock, using it like chalk. He drew a picture. "That's a bird, aim at it" Krillin said pointing at the picture he drew. Piccolo chuckled. "That looks like a llama" he stated. Gohan nodded in agreement. Piccolo picked up the chalk. He drew a figure. "That's a bird" Krillin fell to the floor laughing. "That looks like fucked up cow." Gohan again nodded. Piccolo growled. "Like you did any better." Gohan picked up the rock and drew a bird. It looked like a bird.

He picked up the slingshot. "A four year old is better than you" Krillin stated. "He did better than you too" said Piccolo. Gohan picked up a small rock and put it in the slingshot. He aimed and hit his bird dead on. Krillin clapped. "You're getting better, keep it up." Piccolo nodded. "He's better than me" Yamcha said cutting in. "Yep that's the truth" Krillin said picking up the slingshot and backing up. He picked up a pebble and aimed at Gohan's bird. The rock hit the wall of the cave and broke into tiny pieces. "Wait till I use this on a Saiyan" Krillin said tossing his slingshot in the air and catching it. "They'd stop in their tracks" Yamcha said smirking. Marron grabbed the slingshot from Krillin. She grabbed a pebble. She aimed and fired. It hit right where the heart would be. The pebble broke.

"Even she's better than me," Yamcha said shaking his head. Krillin and Piccolo chuckled. Bulma stood up and grabbed the slingshot. She grabbed a pebble and walked outside. She aimed at a bird that sat far up in a tree. They followed her. "You'll miss" Yamcha said chuckling. Bulma closed one of her eyes and shot. The bird fell out of the tree. Yamcha shook his head. "How do girls beat me?" "Easy you just suck at it" Bulma answered picking up the dead bird. She threw it at him. He caught it. "Here have a snack" she offered.

Yamcha looked at Krillin. "Chi-Chi's better than you too," Marron stated. She walked into the cave following Bulma. Bulma tossed the slingshot behind her. Krillin caught it. "One day the Saiyans will pay" Krillin whispered. Seventeen lifted up his cup. "Here, here" he shouted. Eighteen shook her head. Gohan looked at his mom confused. "Long story, honey" she stated. Gohan sat down. A white wolf with blue eyes walked in and jumped onto Gohan She started licking Gohan's face. "Down Skye" Gohan said giggling. Chi-Chi smiled. She picked up a piece of meat and threw it. The wolf left Gohan and picked up the meat. Gohan petted her. He looked at his mother and smiled.

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Vegeta and Kakarot walked through the hall. Vega slowly followed them. Kakarot looked at Vegeta. "We have a stalker" he stated. Vegeta looked at him. "I've noticed." They turned a corner. Vega stopped then turned the corner. They weren't there. She pouted. She was lifted up and tossed in the air. She came down screaming. She looked at her big brother's face then Kakarot's. They were chuckling. "That wasn't funny" she whined. Vegeta sat her on the floor. "What do you want to do?" Vegeta asked. She looked at him then Kakarot. "Where's Violet?" she asked. Kakarot looked down at her then Vegeta. "That's a good question." Someone jumped onto his back nearly making him fall over. "I got you" came a little girl's voice. Kakarot grabbed the little girl and faced her towards him. She waved. She had short black hair (like Fasha's in Bardock the father of Goku) with little fuzzy blonde bangs and blue eyes. She is half human and her mother died also giving birth to her. (Bardock's cursed.) Kakarot looked at his little sister.

"What have you been up to?" he asked. "What do you mean, I wasn't trying to shave Raditz's head" she said innocently. Kakarot chuckled. "You didn't, did you?" he asked. "No…he caught me," she stated in disappointment. She pouted. "I wanted to so bad. With all of his hair he looks like a big monkey." Vega looked at her. "He would even if you shaved his head." She said smiling. Vegeta looked at Kakarot. Kakarot shrugged. Violet looked at her big brother. "I'm hungry" she stated. "Me too" said Vega. Kakarot sighed. "Follow me" he ordered. Vegeta followed behind the two skipping girls.

Kakarot opened the door to his, Raditz, and Turles place. It was kind of messy. Violet sat at the table. Vega wrinkled her nose. She picked up a shirt and threw it across the room taking a seat on a chair. Vegeta sat down at the table too. "Food! Food! Food!" Violet ordered pounding on the table. Vega looked at her and started to copycat. "Food! Food!" they both ordered. Vegeta chuckled. "Hurry it up Kakarot before they decide to eat you" Kakarot nervously chuckled.

He opened a cabinet. Nothing. He opened another. There was a box of cereal and a bag of chips. He tossed them to Vegeta. Vegeta handed them to the girls. Kakarot came back in with two bowls and a gallon of milk. The girls poured the Lucky Charms. (I do not own Lucky Charms.) Kakarot poured the milk. "Spoons" Violet pointed out. Vegeta stood up and got two spoons. He tossed them at the two girls who caught them. Kakarot sat down in a chair next to Violet and Vegeta. The girls dug in. Vegeta leaned back into his chair. Vega dropped her spoon in her bowl.

"Vegeta, who's Chi-Chi?" Vegeta's chair fell back crashing into the floor. Vega looked at the floor staring at her brother. Violet pulled her spoon out of her mouth. Kakarot scratched his head. "How do you know about Chi-Chi?" he asked. "Well I heard everything you were talking to my dad about" Vega stated smiling evilly. Violet looked at her brother. Vegeta lifted the chair back up and sat down. "You little snoop" Vegeta said glaring at Vega. "How come you didn't tell me I had a sister?" Vega asked crossing her arms pouting. Violet looked at Vegeta. "She has a sister?" she asked. "Well kind of sort of not really" Kakarot answered. Violet was confused. They explained almost everything.

"We must see them at once" Vega commanded standing up in her chair. Vegeta shook his head. "Why not?" Violet asked. "You can't tell anyone about them, got it?" Kakarot said looking at the two girls. The girls formed an invisible zipper across their mouths. "Good, now let's find the rest of The Brady Bunch" Vegeta stated. Vega looked at him confused. "He means my other brothers" Violet stated. "Oh" Vega said looking at Kakarot.

To be continued…..

That's it for chapter three! Please review! Tell me what you think! Still confused go ahead and ask me questions!

-Vegetafanic1-