"Why did't you go with Scott?" asked Riku.

"Because you guys are more fun and I heard that Scott is a boring person." replied Kairi. "I mean, he'd play spin the bottle and likes to kiss girls. You guys, on the other hand, we fool around, goof off, hang out, play games, have races, and even belching contests."

Riku laughed. "You like the belching contests?" he asked.

"They're fun. I belch all the time." replied Kairi.

"Wait a minute!" cried Sora. "Girls can belch? I thought they just burped little burps, not belches!"

"Oh yeah?" asked Riku. "Prove to me that you can belch like a guy."

"OK, give me a soda." said Kairi.

Riku bought Kairi a soda and Kairi drank it. Suddenly, she let out this loud, "Buuuurrrrraaaaappppp!"

"Aw man, she can belch!" said Sora.

"Uh, shouldn't we go and look for my car?" asked Riku.

"Well, let's go." said Sora.

So, they did. However, they ran into Scott Burkolini again.

"UGH!" cried Sora. "You again!"

"Yup, me again." replied Scott. "And guess what?"

"What, you finally got kicked out of Destiny Islands High School?" asked Sora.

"Hey!" cried Scott. "It's alredy bad enough that you've been trying to get me kicked out of school since I've been going to DIHS!"

"And it's apparantly not working!" cried Sora.

Scene shifts to school...

Sora and Riku were spraypainting the words, "Mr. Ranley sucks, Scott Burkorini rocks!" on the J building walls.

They were just about done when the principal, Mr. Curry, came along and Sora and Riku made a run for it. Curry saw it and suspended Scott for five days, the maximum amount of days someone can be suspended.

Scene shifts back to Traverse Town...

"Well." said Scott. "Changing the subject to a better topic, didn't you go and seal Kingdom Hearts, Sora?"

"What?" asked Sora. "How do you know about Kingdom Hearts?"

"Well, let's say a little birdie told me." replied Scott. "A little birdie named Ansem."

"WHAT?" cried Sora, Riku, and Kairi at the same time.

"How could Ansem still be alive?" asked Sora. "I destroyed him!"

"Well, his ghost came back and-" replied Scott until he got interupted by an unfamiliar character in this story...

"Well, well, well." said Hurky. "If it isn't Scott Burkorini."

"So, Crystal." said Scott. "We meet again."

"What are you talking about?" asked Hurky. "I prefer to be called Hurky."

"Yeah." said Nobody. "Prove that she's really named Crystal."

"Well, look at her ID card from my old school." said Scott.

"I didn't bring my wallet with me!" said Hurky.

"Uh, the back of your sweater says, 'Crystal,'" said Sora.

"Who asked you?" cried Hurky to Sora.

"He's right." said Nobody. On the back of Hurky's black sweatshirt with the Simple Plan, Green Day,and Good Charlottepatches (I don't own these bands) said Crystal, sewn in pink, on the back of the sweatshirt.

"OK, so what if my name is Crystal!" cried Crystal. She brandished a pink and black keyblade with a broken heart on the chain. "Just for that, I challenge you to a duel! With my keyblade!"

Sora gasped. "You mean Scott's going to get served?" he asked excitedly. "And you're going to hold a dance off?"

"No, I don't even know how to dance." said Crystal.

Sora and Riku moaned.

"So, Scott, what are you going to fight with?" asked Crystal. "A momma's boy keyblade?"

"The powers that Ansem gave me." replied Scott. "Open your heart!" he suddenly shot a beam at Crystal and Sora blocked it for her.

"Oh, crap!" cried Riku. (Please excuse that word, heh heh...)

"Crystal, wait." said Sora. "Let's fight him together. Our keyblades can kick his butt!"

"Yeah, whup Scott's azz all the way to the End of the World!" called Kairi.

"TO THE MAX!" called Riku.

"Aw, why do you have so many fans?" whined Scott.

"Because Sora rules and you drool!" said Nobody.

"You know what?" asked Scott. "Screw this. I'm gonna forfeit!" and he ran off.

"WUSS!" called Crystal.

"Geez, that was a complete waste of time." said Riku...