So, here is the basic summary of the story. After the whole holy war thing, someone decided to take a survey of the top favourite yaoi and non-yaoi couples. It's quite funny, sorry if I make Shun look too innocent, I couldn't resist. If anyone has a suggestion of a couple please tell me. Please review, thank you!


Tatsumi rushed into the Master's temple where all the saints were currently crying in joy (I don't if Tatsumi even knew about Sanctuary or knows the gold saints, but for the sake of the story he does). The house keeper (well, I think he's the house keeper, if anyone please tell me) has been getting quite jealous of all the attention Saori has been giving to her saints over the past weeks. Now, as we all know, Tatsumi isn't the type of guy to back down easily. So our favourite servant of the Kido mansion did a little survey with some people (don't ask me who) and made a top favourite list hoping to get the goddess to notice him (like a goddess has time for people like him).

"I think he has finally lost it." Seiya said watching Tatsumi jump around the room and holding a piece of paper like it was gold. "Well, laugh it up people because I have something that will blow all of you away!" Tatsumi laughed ignoring Seiya's comment. "I do not understand how you will blow us away with wind." Shaka said confused. "I think it's a type of speech." Mu answered the confused gold saint.

As everyone wondered what Tatsumi's big plan was the house keeper cleared his throat. "Ah-hem, announcing my big and very superior plan." He said loudly so everyone can hear. "I have in my hands a very important and great announcement…"

After about 20 minutes of saying how great his list was without getting to the point all the saints were getting very impatient. "Just get on with it!" Someone shouted (probably Seiya).

Tatsumi shot his audience a glare and muttered something about them not able to tell a good speech when they saw one. "The highly scientific survey of the favourite couples of Sanctuary, and best of all, more than 80 of it is yaoi!" All the saints looked like a new war was about to begin. Everyone was silent until Shun broke it, "What's yaoi?" The Andromeda saint asked out loud.

Everyone decided to ignore Shun's comment for they are afraid that Ikki would kill them if they told him. Tatsumi choose this moment to gloat, he had silenced the saints of Athena (not something anyone could do). "The number one couple is none other than Shun and Hyoga!" The house keeper announced.

Hyoga looked at his feet blushing like a tomato. More than any other time of his life, he wished he could just evaporate or disappear or something to get him out of there right this instant. "I still don't know what yaoi is?" Shun asked but was still ignored by everybody. Milo was the first one to burst out laughing and soon many others followed expect for Camus (the guy never laughs), Hyoga (still looking at his feet), Ikki (wanting to kill Tatsumi for making a fool out of his baby brother) and Shun (who still didn't know what yaoi is and therefore very confused that everyone was laughing).

"Yeah laugh it up Milo while you still can." Tatsumi smirked and Milo suddenly stopped. "What do you mean?" The Scorpio saint asked but he already had some kind of idea. "I mean that you are in second place." The house keeper smirked again. "With who?" Milo asked even though he already knew the answer. "Our favourite Mr. No-emotion Camus." No one laughed this time, they were all to scared of what Camus would do to them (almost as scared of Ikki). Camus who was holding on to a glass cup crushed it in his hands. "EVERYONE RUNNNNNNNNN!" Hyoga shouted knowing what his teacher would do next and everyone followed his advice and ran out as fast as possible.

The list announcing would continue tomorrow morning as the announcer didn't make it out on time. And that the 13th house would need thawing out, somehow Camus made it out just fine not saying a word to anyone. "Well, I guess we'll have to wait until tomorrow." Aiolia said. "You actually want to listen to him?" Shura exclaimed. "No, but it seems that our goddess has just made it one of the requirements to know these things." Aiolia said solemnly. "When did she do that?" Mu asked. "She just posted it on the door." Aiolia answered pointing to the bulletin board.


Very Important News

It has just been made a necessary requirement to know the couples my gracious house keeper as made for you. Anyone who disobeys will go to Sounion Cape (if that's how you spell it and Kanon gulped when he read that part).

Your beautiful and extremely fair goddess Athena


The saints all stared, "Well, I guess I'll see you all tomorrow." Seiya said as he left. Mu and Aldebaran went back to their temple hoping for the best. Saga and Kanon went back to Gemini temple dreading the worst. Deathmask looked like he was going to kill the first person that said anything about him. Aiolia left grumbling to him self about he knew this was coming. Shaka went with Dohko to look for his heart medication (Shaka not Dohko, the Libra saint is 18 right now); since Shaka is so skinny, he has a extremely weak heart. Milo went back to his temple thinking about Camus, he actually didn't mind pairing him and the Aquarius saint together. Aiolos said something about he's finally alive again and still have to deal with these types of things and left. Shura thought he had nothing to worry about because he thought he had stayed away from people so far and left without worry. Camus decided to follow Milo to make sure he didn't get the wrong idea but it only caused some whistling. Though his icy glare took of it. Aphrodite wondered if lots of people thought someone was in loved with him. He thought his looks must have had him voted a lot of times.

"Wait, I still don't know what yaoi is!" Shun called after everyone but everyone only walked away faster not wanting to explain.