Well, I've gotten more reviews, which inspired me to write this chapter. I've got another story out, the real sequel to Sora and Riku Strike Back, only it's called, "Sora and Riku Strike Back, again!" please go and read it!1 It's been up for like, three days and nobody's reviewed it yet!
After the encounter with Scott Burkorini, Sora asked Crystal and Nobody to come with them and they agreed.
"Under one condition." said Crystal. "you guys call me Hurky."
"OK." said Sora.
So, they went into the gummi ship and started to journey through space.
"So, let me get this straight." said Nobody. "Riku's car got stolen and we're looking for it?"
Riku nodded.
"I don't know why you didn't just report it to the cops and they would have looked for you, Riku." saidHurky.
"Because that would have taken some brains." siad Kairi, jokingly.
"Yeah, it would have been the smart thing to do." said Sora.
Riku whacked Sora upside the head. "Are you calling me dumb?" he asked.
"No, not really, but-" said Sora.
"Good, let's continue on like this conversation never happened." said Riku.
"Can I drive?" asked Hurky.
"You're not old enough." said Riku.
"What are you talking about, I'm almost 17." said Hurky.
So, Riku and Hurky argued to the max, so they decided to settle it with an arm wrestle.
"You don't know what you got yourself into." said Sora.
"Why?" asked Hurky.
"Because Riku can so kick your ass when it comes to arm wrestling." said Kairi.
"Yeah, and with a guy that buff, you're no match against him." said Nobody.
"So what, who cares?" asked Hurky.
"We do." said Sora.
"Well, bring it on." said Riku. "I don't even know why you're wasting your time. You're just going to get creamed. Sora, drive the ship."
Sora then went to the controls and drove (poorly) the gummi ship while Riku and Hurky went to a table to arm wrestle.
"So...what's our plan?" asked Kairi.
"What plan?" asked Sora as he had the controls.
"To get Riku's car back!" said Kairi.
"Yeah, do we even have a clue to where Riku's car is?" asked Nobody.
Kairi turned around and saw Hurky and Riku arm wrestling. "Hey, Riku!" she called.
"What?" grunted Riku.
"Do you have any idea where your car is?" asked Kairi.
Riku let go of Hurky's hand, which hurt from losing to Riku.
"Damn, you're buff!" cried Hurky.
"Told ya!" said Sora.
"Gimme those controls!" said Riku.
"Awwwww..." said Sora.
"Hmm, I've got absolutely no clue to where my car is." he replied. "Hey, I'm hungry, who wants burritos?"
"Ooh,I do, I do!" called Nobody.
"Yeah, me too!" said Hurky. "A big, beefy burrito, with lots of cheese! and refried beans!"
"Awesome!" said Sora. "I'll have what she's having!"
"Mine's going to be loaded with jalapenos!" said Riku. "Hey, Hurky, you like jalapenos?"
"Uh, not really." replied Hurky.
"I don't get it." said Riku. "You're half mexican, and you don't eat jalapenos?"
"Well, I don't even speak Spanish!" said Hurky. "I don't even look mexican!"
"When I order my burrito, I'm going to give you a jalapeno, see if you like it." said Riku.
So, they randomly flew on in outer space. Nobody, Sora, Kairi, and Hurky were all arm wrestling. Hurky vs. Kairi (Hurky won), Sora vs. Nobody (Sora won, then Nobody won after a rematch), Nobody vs. Kairi (Kairi won), and Hurky vs. Sora (Hurky won).
"What is it with you guys and arm wrestling?" asked Riku.
"Hey, you got us started!" said Nobody.
"Whatever." said Riku. "Burrito ho!" he said after a while.
"You're saying burritos are hoes?" asked Kairi.
"No!" cried Riku. "Like, you know, 'Land ho!' when someone sees an island? Well, I'm saying burrito ho!"
AHHHHH! I'm out of time for right now, log on next time for what happens when they're ordering burritos!
