Sorry it's taking so long to update, school is an absolute killer with it being the last month and all, and it's mostly done now. This is just an additional chapter, doesn't really have anything to do with the plot of the story but you should read it any ways. Please review, thank you!
"Can't you hurry up?" Shouted the young goddess from the kitchen. "Well, I'm doing my best. You know how hard it is to melt one of these things." Seiya complained. "Can't you ask your teacher to melt it; I mean you are his favourite student." The Pegasus saint asked Hyoga who shook his head. "You know how Camus is, Tatsumi's very lucky this time." The Cygnus saint said not very regretfully. I mean the guy was making a huge fool out of them. If Camus didn't freeze him Hyoga probably would have, though Milo didn't seem to mind that much. The Aquarius and Scorpio's relationship was always pretty, um, tense. "Things aren't that bad, right?" Shiryu asked. "Well, if you count being made a fool of, being laughed at by who knows how many saints and forced to unfreeze the person who made a fool out of you good, then yeah. Things are going great."
Seiya was just going to say something when Shun ran out of the kitchen where the goddess was. "Saori… bake… cookies… RUN!" The andromeda saint yelled frantically and ran out of the temple as if he was on fire. "Ohhhhh saints! I baked you all some cookies!" Saori shouted cheerfully (rich girls can't cook but Saori thinks she's a great chief, you got to give the girl some credit, she's trying). Shiryu, Seiya and Hyoga all suddenly got this look like they had to fight Hades again. "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Seiya shouted and bolted out of there first with Shiryu and Hyoga close behind. "Where did they all go, I baked them all cookies." She wondered holding up the tray (woman screams in the background like in cartoons).
"They must have gone to find a place to spend the night; at least they melted the ice." Actually the cookies smelt so bad Camus's ice melted right on the spot. "Would you like one of my cookies Tatsumi?" The goddess asked her bodyguard/housekeeper. 'The princess is offering me one of her cookies, I must be in heaven!' Tatsumi thought and little angels flew in the background. "Oh thank you, thank you, and thank you!" Taking a bite and the background shattered like glass. "Tatsumi are you ok? You look positively green." Saori asked a tiny bit concerned. "I'm… fine…" Tatsumi managed to mumble out before dropping dead on the ground (not really dead, annoying people like him never dies). "My cookies must have tasted so good that it made him faint in delight, I must go make a whole new batch for my saints!" Saori shrieked in happiness and skipped into the kitchen.
The bronze saints were panting in the twelfth temple since they ran in light speed all the way there. "Huff… Shun… where is… Ikki?" Shiryu asked since the Phoenix saint didn't come running out like them. "Oh, uh… When Saori opened the oven the smell was so powerful that big brother fainted right on the spot." Shun answered innocently. "WHAT! We got to go save him before he is killed by Saori's cooking!" Seiya shouted but he and the others didn't move. "Well, aren't you going to go save your little friend?" Aphrodite asked. "What are you crazy? We are not going back there, it's way to dangerous!" Hyoga said and the others nodded. 'But he just said he was going to save his friend, they are not really big on loyalty are they?' The Pieces saint wondered to him self.
"By the way guys, I still don't know what Yaoi is." Shun brought up the subject suddenly. "Well you see Shun, Yaoi is…" Aphrodite started to explain since Ikki wasn't any where around and the kid will just keep on asking.
Back in the kitchen Ikki suddenly woke up, 'my some one is going to tell Shun what Yaoi is senses are tingling.' He got up and ran towards the twelfth temple and got there in about 30 seconds.
"Yaoi is…"
"Just get on with it! You've been saying 'Yaoi is' for the past 25 seconds!" Seiya shouted impatiently. "Fine, you sure know how to ruin a moment! Yaoi is…" BOOM! Everyone turned to the wall. "AHHH! Ikki do you know how long it took me to get that wall fixed the last time you busted in! There is a door right beside you!" Aphrodite yelled and brusted into tears. "Why...sob…do you…sob…do this…sob…TO ME!" The Pisces saint cried. "Aphrodite, please stop crying. Ikki didn't mean to smash through the wall, right big brother?" Shun asked his big brother while putting an arm around Aphrodite to comfort him. "Actually, I do." Ikki said as-a-matter-of-factly. "SEE! He's so mean!" Aphrodite cried even harder. "You do? Why?" Shun was shocked. Looks like our little angel had just found out that his big brother isn't the kind person he though he was. "For dramatic effects of course." Ikki answered.
"Dramatic effects?" Everyone asked in union excepted for Aphrodite who was still crying. "Yes see (background change into a classroom), if I had came in though the door, it would make it seem like I took my time which in this case does not match the atmosphere of this situation. While if I go through the wall, it would make me look as if I was in such a hurry I didn't have time to look for the door and it would show off my strength. Do you understand now? (Background goes back to normal)" Everyone stared at him. "I said, 'do you understand'?" Ikki repeated himself since no one answered him. "UNDERSTAND! What I understand is that, you keep ruining my beautiful wall even though the door is right beside it! And…and…and… WAHHHHHH!" No one knows what Aphrodite is going to say next since the poor guy started crying again.
"Why do you have to be so girly?" Ikki asked. I'm sure this would have been an interesting conversation but unfortunately we won't be able to hear. Why? Well, Athena has chosen this exact moment to come into the room with her fresh batch of cookies. "Saori, what are you doing here?" Seiya asked. "I'm giving cookies to all my saints, aren't I nice. By the way the cookies are so good that when Tatsumi took a bite he fainted! I am such a good cook!" The goddess shrieked in joy. "I feel so sorry for Tatsumi." Shun whispered into Hyoga's ear. "I feel sorry for the idiot who taught her how to cook." Hyoga whispered back.
"Now, who will be the first to try them?" Saori asked in an innocent tone. No one moved since they were all to busy calculating if they could get to the door quickly enough, well except for Aphrodite who was still crying over his broken wall. "Why is Aphrodite crying?" Saori asked when the Pisces saint started to roll on the ground. "Uh, well you see… He's crying because… he… uh… didn't get to eat one of your delicious cookies! Yeah, that's it!" Seiya shouted happily, better Aphrodite then him. "Oh, we can fix that right Aphrodite?" The man looked up when his name was mentioned again. "What?" He asked confused. "Here!" Saori stuffed one of her cookies into his mouth before the guy can say anything more. The bronze saints on the side line looked on with horror. Unfortunately Saori though Aphrodite really liked her cookies so she shoved the whole batch in.
"Oh dear, it looks like Aphrodite loved the cookies so much he ate them all. I guess you guys will have to wait. I know, I'll start baking more right now! See you tomorrow at the meeting, I'll bring the cookies! Bye!" And Saori left the room skipping. "Poor guy." Ikki sighed. "I'll go call a doctor." Shiryu offered. "Where is the nearest phone?" Realizing he had never seen a phone or any type of electronics in Sanctuary. "Probably in Athens." Hyoga suggested. "WHAT! THAT'S AT LEAST 50 MILES FORM HERE!" Seiya shouted in disbelief. "I'll just go find a doctor in the nearest town." Shiryu sighed and left the room. "Poor guy." Ikki said again.