I'm Real
radames: Thanks so much for the review and I hope you like Tara beating because there is going to be one! YEA!
saylor: SLOW DEATH TO TARA! I agree there, but sadly that can't happen yet, I can't tell you why, but it can't. I'll think about them playing that game and I'm sure you know what Bulma wanted to be on Christmas. If you don't you will soon. Later!
Caryl Mc: That was a long note, huh? I agree there bad me. Well Chi-Chi was seven don't you remember it's all in the first chapter. Oh yes they were friends with Vegeta and Goku, but the last time they saw them was that Christmas. Yep I created a terrible character, I created two, remember Rebecca from The Legend of the Prince and His Onna, oh I updated on that, it has four chpaters now. Hope to hear from you soon, buh bye.
Vegeta- Prince: age 24
Bulma: age 23 (Saiyan blood: Faith- elite scientist & Bardock- third class scientist)
Kakarot a.k.a. Goku- third class right hand man and bodyguard (bet Vegeta feels safe) to Veg-head: age 20
Chi-Chi: age 20 (Saiyan blood: King Vegeta- King & Teresa- Queen)
Gohan: age 4 (You know his parents)
Eighteen: age 22 (Saiyan blood: Torah- third class solider & Fasha- third class solider)
Krillin: age 22 (Saiyan blood: Yam- second class cook & Tanya- elite bodyguard of Princess Vega)
Seventeen: age 22 (Saiyan blood: Torah- third class solider & Fasha-third class solider)
Yamcha: age 25 (Saiyan blood: Nappa- elite solider & Falala- second class dancer)
Raditz- third class cook: age 28
Turles- third class doctor: age 23
Tien: age 25 (Saiyan blood: Toru- third class solider & Hope- elite nanny to Princess Vega)
Marron: age 24 (Saiyan blood: Faith- elite scientist & George- elite dentist)
Launch: age 24 (Saiyan blood: Joy- elite technician & Joe- second class engineer)
Vega- Princess: age 6
Violet- third class: age 6 (Kakarot's little half sister)
Piccolo: Namekian- age 27
Bardock- third class: age 48
King Vegeta- King: age 48
Teresa- Queen: age 47 (Vegeta & Vega's mother)
Tara- Vegeta's betrothed-elite: age 24 (she's a bitch)
The next day
Kakarot walked down the hallway as casual as he could be. He was wearing his usual Saiyan armor. He walked passed several doors then stopped. He looked twice then knocked on a door. It opened. There was Turles. He stood smirking. "Ah Kakarot, what brings here?" Turles asked rubbing his sleepy eyes.
Kakarot looked at his brother. "I think I need your services," Kakarot stated. Kakarot had gotten an early call from Chi-Chi, who bravely walked into town and up to his door. Turles raised an eyebrow. "What did you do now? Kill somebody?" Turles asked chuckling. "No, but someone might die," Kakarot stated. Turles reached behind the door and grabbed a coat and a bag. "Where? Who?" Turles asked.
"I'll tell you later," Kakarot stated walking down the hall Turles following him. Turles looked at his younger brother. "Tell me Kakarot," Turles ordered. "They told me not to tell you until we get there," Kakarot stated. "Who?" Turles asked. "Hold on," Kakarot said looking at his brother.
"Where ya going bros?"
The two of them turned around and looked at their little sister Violet. "What do you want Shrimp?" Turles asked ruffling her hair. Violet smiled and looked up at Kakarot. "Are you going to see them?" she asked. Kakarot looked at her and nodded. Turles looked at his siblings. "What are you talking about?" Turles asked.
They walked outside and headed through the forest. "I'd like to know where we are going? Cause I got the feeling you're going to kill me and leave my body to rot," Turles said looking at his younger brother then his little sister.
Violet looked up at Turles. "I don't know what we're doing, but killing you sounds real fun lets do it," Violet stated jumping onto his back. Turles sweat dropped. "No way kid go find someone else to cut open, where did you learn that anyway?" Turles asked. Violet smiled and grabbed her brother's hair. "My big sister," she stated.
Turles scratched his head. "Your big what?" Turles asked. Kakarot slapped his forehead. Violet smiled wider. "Sister, duh," she stated. Turles looked down at her. "I didn't know your mother had a daughter. So what does she look like? Do I know her? Is she fat or skinny? Is she ugly? Please tell me she isn't," Turles said scratching his head again.
Violet looked at him. "I can't tell you that, you're going to meet her," Violet stated, "and then Vega's sister." Turles looked at Kakarot. "Vega's sister? Princess Vega? Did you know Violet had a sister Kakarot?" Turles asked. Kakarot sighed. "It's complicated," Kakarot stated.
"AAHHH!"
Turles stopped. "What was that?" he asked. Next thing Turles knew was he was eating dirt. He had been pounced on by he didn't know what. "Kakarot help me!" Turles demanded. Violet was laughing her little head off.
"AAAAHHHH!"
Kakarot shook his head and looked at Bulma who had a spear at his brother's head. Chi-Chi jumped out of the tree next. "I told you it was them," Chi-Chi stated. "Who's there?" Turles choked out. His face was still in the mud. "What do they want?" Turles asked.
"He always was hopeless," Eighteen stated jumping down. "If that's Turles," Bulma said poking Turles in the back lightly with her spear. Turles squirmed and laughed. "Stop. Stop!" he begged squirming. Bulma laughed and looked at Kakarot. "So you came," she said smiling. Kakarot nodded.
Violet walked up to Bulma and grabbed her spear. She pointed it at her brother. Bulma stood up and backed away from him. "Up!" Violet ordered Turles. Turles stood up his face full of mud. Turles looked at his sister then turned around. He blinked twice. "Did I die?" Turles asked.
Eighteen rolled her eyes. "Sadly no," Eighteen stated. Bulma laughed. "Same old Turles…too bad," Bulma said looking at Chi-Chi. Chi-Chi nodded. "And he's supposed to be a doctor. Doctor my ass," Chi-Chi said rolling her eyes. Kakarot chuckled. "Do you remember us?" Bulma asked. Turles scratched his head.
"I don't believe my eyes. I'm in heaven, Kakarot we died and now are surrounded by babes. How lucky can we get?" Turles said chuckling. Everyone, but Turles, fell over anime style. Turles scratched his head again. They all stood back up. "Baka," Bulma spat rubbing the back of her head. She looked at him.
Eighteen shook her head. "He was always a bit slow," Eighteen stated. Chi-Chi nodded. "So how did he get his job?" Chi-Chi asked, "should we let him heal Seventeen? I think we're better off without him."
Turles looked at them. "Seventeen? Is that what you said?" Turles asked. Eighteen clapped her hands. "Very good," Eighteen said smirking. Turles ran up to Kakarot. "What on Vegeta-sei are they talking about?" Turles asked shaking Kakarot. Kakarot grabbed Turles' arms and pushed him. "Chill Turles," Violet said sitting down on the ground. "You need to relax," Violet said smiling.
Turles looked at her then Kakarot. "So they're…" Turles stopped and looked at the three women. He smiled and jumped into the air. He started laughing. "I don't believe it. This is better than being died and dreaming by far. A dream come true," Turles said shaking his tail. He slid across the ground then shook his hands. "They're not dead. I'm so happy, dude you girls are totally hot, young women."
Kakarot and Violet and shook their heads. "Please tell me he was switched at birth and my real brother is somewhere out there," Violet said looking at Kakarot. "Maybe someone stole his brain and put it in a robot," Kakarot said looking down at her. "Maybe," Violet mumbled.
The girls sweat dropped. "Um Turles cool down," Eighteen said backing up. Turles stopped his little dance. He looked at them. "So why are you out here anyway? I mean if you didn't die of whatever the king said you died from then how are you here and why are you dressed like that? Why are you holding spears and what is that awful screaming?" Turles asked.
"AAAHHH!"
"That would be my twin brother Seventeen," Eighteen stated. "And for the other stuff I guess you're blind," Chi-Chi stated. "Yeah how could you not noticed this," Bulma said twirling her blue tail with her fingers. Chi-Chi and Eighteen did the same with their tails. Turles' eyes widened and he fell over.
Violet smiled. "Time to descalp," Violet said pulling out her little knife. Kakarot took it away from her. "Try explaining that to Dad," Kakarot said looking at her, "hey Dad I killed Turles today because I felt like it. No worries you still have me. Yeah that will win a Grammy."
Violet pouted. "Bulma and Chi-Chi would let me do it," Violet stated. Turles opened his eyes and sat up. He looked back at the girls. He grabbed his head. "Whoa, how did that happen?" he asked grabbing their tails and looking at them.
"Well let's say Raditz was actually right for once," Kakarot stated. Turles' jaw dropped. "No way," Turles said in complete shock, "mutants." The girls glared at him. "Watch it bud," Eighteen snapped. Turles shook his head. "So who else know?" Turles asked walking around circling the girls.
"Can I draw some blood?" Turles asked. "No," Bulma snapped. Chi-Chi glared at Turles. "Our blood has been drawn once already, no thanks," Chi-Chi snapped crossing her arms over her chest.
"MOM!"
"Oh I forgot…Seventeen," Eighteen said hitting herself. "Follow us," Bulma ordered Turles. He nodded. They walked through some bushes and past a pond. Turles' mouth nearly dropped again. There was Yamcha, Marron, Krillin, Tien, Launch, and Seventeen. There was also a small boy and a green dude. They stopped and all eyes went on Turles.
Turles cleared his throat and walked up to Seventeen who was lying on the ground. Turles leaned down and looked down at Seventeen's leg. A twig wad through his ankle and it was bleeding pretty badly. Turles looked at Yamcha who was the closest. "What happened?" Turles asked.
"He ran into another twig….again," Yamcha stated. "We're out of medicine," Marron stated. Seventeen growled. Turles looked at Tien. "Grab his leg and keep it still," Turles ordered. He looked at Launch. He handed her bandages. "Wrap him up once we get it out," he stated. Launch nodded. Tien grabbed onto Seventeen's ankle Turles looked at the small boy. "Fetch me some water," Turles ordered. The small boy nodded and ran off.
Turles grabbed onto the twig. Seventeen screamed. Turles slowly tugged at the twig. Seventeen squirmed. Turles slowly pulled the twig out and blood oozed out of the hole. Launch wrapped Seventeen's ankle. Seventeen screamed then relaxed a little bit. The little boy ran back with a bucket of water.
Turles grabbed it and grabbed a rag from his bag and damped it in the water and put it on Seventeen's head. Turles sighed and leaned back. "Ok, I just noticed YOU ALL have tails, so it happened to all of you," Turles said looking at Chi-Chi-Chi. Chi-Chi nodded. "Yep," she answered.
Turles looked them all over. Seventeen sat up. "Who would have thought we would have needed your help," Seventeen mumbled. "You're welcome…I guess," Turles said standing up. He looked at the little boy. The little boy hugged Chi-Chi's leg. Turles kneeled down. "So who's your mom kido?" Turles asked.
The little boy looked at him. "Chi-Chi," he answered. Turles' eyes widened. "Really? Whoa…little Chi-Chi is all grown up I see. So who's your father? Or do you not have one?" Turles asked. The little boy grabbed his tail and looked scared. He buried his little face in Chi-Chi's leg.
Bulma walked up to Turles. "Give you one guess, but you're not going to get it," Bulma stated smirking. Turles looked over the men. "Ah the green dude's a Namekian, so no. Doubt it was Krill…uh Krillin, that's your name right?" Turles asked. Krillin nodded. "Dumbass," Eighteen mumbled.
Turles scratched his head. "Hm, not Tien for sure. Um I don't know…that leaves Yamcha and Seventeen unless it was some other dude," Turles said looking them over. Bulma slapped his head. "It's not Yamcha or Seventeen," Bulma stated. "It's someone you would never guess," Eighteen stated. "Got that right," said Launch (blonde). "Yep never," said Marron.
Turles' eyes widened. "NO WAY!" he shouted. "So you know?" Eighteen asked. Turles' jaw dropped. "It couldn't…that would be the oddest thing. Yeah right…wait that would be the reason why he's been so odd this past month…but arh…that would be weird," Turles stated. "Spit it out," Bulma ordered. "Vegeta? Am I right?" Turles asked. Everyone, but Turles, fell over anime style.
"Why do they keep doing that?" Turles asked himself. They recovered from their fall. "Yeah right…what are you retarded? Vegeta, that is the dumbest guess I have ever heard," Bulma stated rubbing her head again. "You are an idiot," Seventeen mumbled. Chi-Chi slapped Turles across the face. "Vegeta's my brother baka," Chi-Chi spat.
Turles' eyes widened again. "Your what? Oh you have his father or mother's blood or both," Turles said slapping himself. "Both," Chi-Chi stated. Violet kicked Turles' in his shin. "It's Goku, duh," Violet stated. "Oh Goku, now I see it, uh yeah," Turles mumbled. "You don't know who Goku is, do you?" Eighteen asked.
Turles grinned. "Nope," he answered. They fell over anime style once again. "Stop it dammit!" Turles shouted. They recovered once again. "Goku is Kakarot moron," Bulma spat. Turles started laughing then fell over onto his back with a thud. Launch mumbled. "Should have seen that coming," Launch whispered to Tien. Tien nodded.
They all stood there for a few minutes till Turles stood back up rubbing his head. "You're kidding right?" Turles asked looking at them. "No…they're telling the truth," Goku stated. "What's up with the name Goku? What are you some kind of spy or something? Wait when did this all happen? I must be really slow," Turles said looking at his brother.
"Five years ago I bumped into her…well she tried killing me, but yeah then came Gohan," Kakarot stated. Bulma shook her head. "I could have explain that better than you," Bulma stated. "Bulma shut it," Chi-Chi ordered. Turles looked at Gohan. "So his name is Gohan, he's four, and he's the nephew I never knew about till now. So I'm guessing Dad and Raditz don't know about this. Holy shit! What will Vegeta do with he finds out?" Turles said pacing around in a circle.
"He knows and he blew up, oh scary Vegeta," Bulma said rolling her eyes. Turles looked at her then Chi-Chi then everyone else. "So you could less what he does to you?" Turles asked. "That piece of trash is a waste of our time," Krillin stated. Turles' jaw dropped. "You said what? Holy shit…I would be killed if I said that," Turles stated. "Wait he used to be your friend." Turles finished.
"Some friend," Bulma mumbled crossing her arms over her chest and looking at the dirt. "We don't consider any Saiyan our friend," Eighteen spat. Turles backed up. "Hehe you're not big Saiyan fans," Turles said laughing nervously. "They're just overreacting," Chi-Chi stated, "but with Vegeta and you, we don't know if we can trust you…anymore."
"You can trust me…come on I had your back several of times," Turles stated. "We always had to save your ass," Launch stated. "Or get in trouble for you," Marron stated. "You should stop this stupid argument and you all should forget you anger and hatred for the Saiyans. Not all of them tried to kill you. Some actually cared for you and pained at your lost," Piccolo stated leaning against a tree.
Bulma glared at Piccolo. "I'd like to know one Kami damn Saiyan that pained at our lost and cared for us. Doubt there's one because they're all pigheaded and selfish," Bulma spat. Goku and Turles looked at her. "That's not true Goku isn't any of those things, Bulma," Chi-Chi stated poking Bulma. Bulma poked her back. "Prove it!" Bulma snapped.
Chi-Chi pushed Bulma. "He never told a soul about me or Gohan. He kept it a secret and he's the only Saiyan male besides Bardock that I've seen care for his child. King Vegeta did as well, but was ruff. Goku hasn't done one thing to hurt us or even think about hurting us. Listen Bulma, you have your stupid opinion and I have mine which is right," Chi-Chi snapped back. Bulma pushed Chi-Chi right back. "Saiyans are pigheaded fools! Don't you see they tried to kill us, they spat at us and said the cruelest things just because we were different! Bardock? Bardock! He's one of those pigheaded fools! Look what he did to me! Look at what he did to us! If he never did that dumb experiment my stupid father ever came up with…we could be living large. I could have a family! I wouldn't be here hiding from those over grown monkeys!" Bulma shouted falling to her knees and bursting into tears.
Someone started clapping. "Nice speech."
They turned around. Turles' eyes widened. "Tara? What the fuck are you doing here?" Turles asked. Tara walked towards them. "Finishing someone thing that was started," Tara answered. Chi-Chi and Eighteen growled and got into a battling stance. Tara stopped and smirked. "Easy now," she said laughing.
Violet jumped onto Tara's back and pulled her hair. Tara screamed and grabbed the little girl. "You little brat!" Tara snapped. She formed a ki ball. "Don't!" Bulma snapped standing up. Goku glared at Tara. "Put her down!" Goku demanded. Turles growled. "Bitch!" Turles snapped.
Bulma walked passed Eighteen and Chi-Chi. "Put her down bitch you're out numbered, and so out of class," Bulma said crossing her arms over her chest. "If you did anything to me I could easily tell the village about you," Tara stated. "You can't if you're dead," Bulma said smirking. "Put me down bitch!" Violet ordered. "Violet!" Turles scolded. Violet covered her mouth. Tara growled and threw Violet to Goku.
"You're getting in my way….all of you," Tara spat. "It's so easy to get in your way…you're not important," Chi-Chi stated smirking. Eighteen smirked. "Too easy, we could easily get both the queen and king to love us," Eighteen stated. Bulma frowned and stared at Tara. "Let's finish this," Bulma suggested.
Tara nodded. "Let's. The sooner I get rid of you the faster I become my dream," Tara stated. Bulma started laughing. "Please do you really think you can beat me?" Bulma asked. Tara laughed. "Are you saying I can't? I can and will," Tara stated. Bulma snorted. "If you do…you'd be finish my friends could take care of you," Bulma stated, "but they won't need to…you'll already be dead."
Tara growled. "I will kill you…you low class!" Tara stated charging at Bulma. Tara stopped nearly punching Bulma in the face. "Why didn't you move?" Tara asked. "Not here, somewhere else," Bulma stated. Tara nodded. "Fine…lead the way thing," Tara said. Bulma jumped up into the tree and started running. Tara growled and took off in the air.
Turles whistled. "Now that's going to be one hell of a chick fight…let's watch," Turles stated following after the two women. Chi-Chi looked at Goku and they both nodded. They all headed towards where Bulma and Tara were going.
They stopped a half-mile down in a clearing. There was a waterfall in the background and a pond that was big as a lake. And there was a huge cliff surrounded the small area. The others sat on the cliff and watched.
"I'll crush you…you will die here and now," Tara stated. Bulma got in her fighting position separating her legs apart. Tara put her hands in front of her face and balled them into fists. "Shut your big mouth," Bulma ordered, "you're damaging my hearing." Tara growled and charged.
To be continued…..
That's it for chapter seven! I know I finally got it! Yea for me! Please applaud! Thank you thank you! I love you all my readers! Don't take that in the wrong way, but I really wouldn't be writing if it wasn't for you. I'M A FRESHMAN! FINALLY! Yea I know it's no big deal to you sophomores, juniors, and seniors and even people pass that. But to us freshman it is to. Well for me! If there are any freshman out there give me a shout in a review! Please no flames, I haven't gotten one yet, I don't think.
Well anyway I have this fanfic stuck in my head for an idea and I'd like to know if I should do it. Well I'm not sure what planet it will take place, but it has to do with tribes, not Indians, but a tribe and the Saiyans want all the tribes to be killed and what not, well most Saiyans. But yeah, it's hard to explain, I don't have it all planned out, but I hardly have all my stories planned out I just go with the flow. EW that was tacky. Anyway the tribes are humans and other races. So the Saiyans are the dominant race and they rule the planet…so I was thinking about having it on Vegeta-sei, what do you think? It seems real cool to me well in my head. I need your help readers, should I do it or not? I might anyway, but I still need your opinions, PLEASE! Thank you for you readers that have read my stories! It makes me all warm and happy. You all probably can tell I'm crazy, but who cares, I'm not really. I'm being myself, I can here, I can't at school. Well until the next chapter, later.
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