From this chapter on, I'll reply to the reviewers. I'm calling it, "Reviewer's corner," or something like that...
snappy8000: Glad you think my story is interesting, but most of all, I'm glad you think this is funny!
JuvenilAngelLuver: WOO HOO! Burritos rock! Burritos are awesome! Aren't they?
princessangel-star: Yeah, arm wrestling's OK. It's fun, but I never win because I go up against strong people, hehe.
BigWillStyle: Randomness it fun. Stories are more fun when there's randomness. You're an awesome reader, you know that?
To all of you: Please keep reading! the more reviews, the more chapters there will be! Now onto the story!
So, Riku pulled up to the same burrito place where Sora beat up the order box with his keyblade (see Sora and Riku Strike Back for the Sora and the order box incident).
"Welcome to Crazy Loco Burrito, may I take your order?" asked the box.
"Uh yeah, I'd like 5 super grande burritos, 1 with jalapenos, all with extra cheese." said Riku.
"And then?" asked the box.
"And 5 large sodas, 2 diets, 3 regular." replied Riku.
"And then?" asked the box again.
"Uh, I guess that's it." said Riku.
"And then?" asked the box.
"I said that's it!" said Riku, who was getting impatient.
"Uh, Riku, I don't think we need a repeat of last time." said Sora.
"Pipe down, Sora, I'm talking with the burrito guy." said Riku.
"And then?" asked the box.
"I said 'that's it!'" cried Riku. "Do you speak english?"
"AND THEN?" asked the box.
"I SAID NO 'AND THEN!'" cried Riku.
Hurky clapped a hand to her forehead. "Aw man, this is going to take all day." she said.
"Uh, Riku." said Kairi. "Let's just pull up to the-"
"He's not going to listen to you, Kairi." said Sora. "Don't even try."
"AND THEN?" cried the box.
"AND I SAID NO AND THEN!" cried Riku. "WHAT PART OF THAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?"
The box was silent.
"Uh, is anyone there?" asked Riku.
The box was still silent.
"Maybe he's actually being smart for once." said Nobody.
"Wait, he's back." said Riku.
"And then?" asked the box.
"Oh, that it it!" said Riku. He suddenly went in there and beat the guy up. He came back with the burritos.
"I can't believe you actually beat the guy up!" said Hurky.
"Well, Sora here only beat the box up." said Riku. "It only costs them about maybe 600 munny to fix it. By having me beat the guy up, it only costs them one employee."
Hurky took one bite of her burrito and then immediately grabbed her diet soda.
"What's wrong, Hurky?" asked Kairi.
Hurky gulped half her soda down and spoke. "Jalapenos!" she cried.
"Oh, so that's why my burrito isn't spicy!" said Riku.
So, he and Hurky traded their burritos. After they were done, Riku took the controls again and they finally landed in Neverland, only to all get tied up by Mr. Smee and Captain Hook.
"So, you're the weirdoes who tried to kick Scotty out of school." said Hook.
"What are you talking about?" asked Nobody.
"Your little friends tried to get Scott kicked out of his school." said Smee.
Scott Burkorini came.
"Burkorini!" cried Sora.
"Sora...hey, I don't know your last names." said Scott. "Hey, Riku, my man!"
"What?" asked Riku.
"You've been looking for your little car, right?" asked Scott.
"How do you know about my car?" asked Riku.
"Because I know." replied Scott.
"Hey, Scott, how come you never wanted to become my boyfriend?" asked Hurky.
"EW!" cried Kairi. "You liked Scott?"
"Uh, this was the sixth grade." said Hurky.
"Yeah, when we were just beginning training to become SeeDs." said Scott. "Hurky's the only girl that I actually never wanted to go out with."
"You're a SeeD?" asked Sora.
"You sick son of a-" cried Hurky angrily when Smee put tape over Hurky's mouth. "Mmm, mmm, MMM!" she muffled.
"Fools." said Sora.
"Tell me where my car is." said Riku. "Or we're dyeing your hair black!"
"Nooo!" cried Scott.
"Hmm..." said Sora.
"Besides, red isn't you color." said Kairi.
"Grr!" growled Scott.
to be continued!
