"Since Tatsumi is at the hospital with food poisoning, I'll get someone else to do the announcing!" Saori announced happily with her saints looked at her horrified. "Uh, why is Tatsumi at the hospital with food poisoning?" Saga asked not knowing the events that happened last night. "He probably ate something bad that's all!" Saori answered, "Now since you're the one who asked the question, you must come up here to announce the name!" She said even more cheerfully. "Uh, I think I'll pass…" Saga muttered and the smile suddenly disappeared from the goddess's happy face. "I guess I'll just have to cut your paychecks in half." She said to everybody and before Saga could say anything more he was pushed to the front. "Yay! That's a lot better!" She said happily again. "Why me? What did I do wrong? All I wanted was to serve the goddess and have a happy life? Why…" Saga mumbled to him self while drawing circles on the ground.
The poor Gemini saint started saying names off the list that the fearsome goddess has given him, occasionally showing a few pictures to the crowd all while Kanon made a list of things that happened to him while announcing people's names.
Things That Happened To My Big Brother During The Announcing
Deathmask and Aphrodite
Reason:
Brother showed a picture of two shadows that looked like Deathmask and Aphrodite making out somewhere.
Results:
He ended up with roses stuck all over his body and Seiya got a black eye while trying to keep Deathmask from sending Brother to the underworld.
Observation:
Deathmask is probably going to try and kill brother every chance he gets from now on. Stay as far away from him as possible and identify myself as Kanon before he gets too close.
Ikki and Shaka
Reason:
He only said their names together.
Results:
Ikki punched brother in the face and dragged his little brother back to Japan against his will. Shaka turned very scary.
Observation:
Shun still doesn't know what Yaoi is (not that I have a good idea either, 13 years spent under the ocean is having a effect). Do not bother Shaka when he's angry, repeat: do not bother him.
Mu and Shaka
Reason:
Seiya accidentally slipped that one when he complained that Brother what reading too slowly, so Seiya got the blame for this one.
Results:
Seiya and Mu were both sent to the hospital, Shaka had to be knocked out by Aiolia so that Seiya could stay alive.
Observation:
Mu faints when he gets too embarrassed, kind of weird if you asked me. Who would that thought that he was also claustrophobic? And once again: Do not make Shaka angry!
Saga and Kanon…
The list ended there because as soon as they heard that the two brothers tried to break into the hospital to kill Tatsumi. This time it was Milo and Camus who knocked them out. Except it went a little overboard and the two Gemini twins both had to be sent to the hospital. So Milo continued with announcing and Camus took notes this time.
Saga and Kanon
Reason:
They're twins, what else could it be.
Results:
None, they were already sent to the hospital.
Observation:
…
Well, Camus's notes wasn't as very interesting so Milo pointed that out and the couple started to argue and Camus started to freeze everybody there.
"CAMUS, STOP IT!" Milo yelled as Camus turned more people into ice sculptures. Well, let's just say that didn't work very well since everyone there including Milo himself ended up as ice sculptures. Then Camus collapsed himself a few minutes later, the only person who survived was Hyoga who luckily went to the washroom a few seconds before Camus went crazy and froze everybody there. "Wow, I never realized how lucky I am!" He shouted happily.
He looked at the list left lying on the floor and thought it would be best for everyone if he disposed of it right now. After he did that he went to the hospital to see his comrades and to tell him the good news. Except when he got there the first person he saw was Tatsumi. "Yo Hyoga, how are you doing?" He asked looking unnaturally green. "Uh, fine." Hyoga answered. "Here, I want to see something." He said happily. "What?" Hyoga asked curiously. "My new list of Yaoi couples!" Tatsumi said happily and Hyoga fainted right on the spot. Good thing he was at the hospital!
END