harry potter and the endless luve
it was the first day of the 7th yr of hogwarts and harry and ron and hermione were eating the start of year feast. sudden the doors of the great hall bursted open and a slim girl with curves in all the rite places and long thick blond hair and blue eyes walked in. instantly harry was inlove. hermoine notcied the bond of little luv harts btween them and insantly she feeled jealosy coz she and harry and were in luv totallly (A/Nbcoz jkrowlng is the aothor but shes like so rong abut ron and hermoin) and she didnt want some stupid tart in the way of he r relatshonship with him so she had to trik him so they could b in luv agan. hey hoo r u? hrmione sed to the hot chik "i'm kara-jade cruise i'm dumbledores fuck buddy/grandorta from america' harry drolled.
Real Authors Note: I hate fics like this but they're just so fun to write. I think I'll MST it myself.