AUTHORS' NOTE: We don't own Legend of Zelda, which is sad, 'cause look at how much we love it!
The moon is yummy
It is made out of green cheese
except in Clock Town
Romani likes cows
She tried to protect them once
Now Romani's gone
There's a see-through cow
Cremia liked to pet it
until it ate her
Kamaro dancing
very late into the night
falls off the mushroom
Link hitting cuccos
He gets a kick out of it
Cuccos killing Link
Link's pictograph box
takes pics of Deku King's butt
King has a large butt
Link wears bunny hood
Gives it to the running man
and gets run over
Frog hops by water
annoying Link; Link kills it
Now Don Gero's dead
Link doesn't like green
so he dyed his clothes purple
He looks like Barney
Megaton Hammer
smashes Barney's head open
Now Hyrule is safe
Link rides Epona
She goes fast but sees water
She stops; Link is mad
Link standing around
He has nowhere to go now
He hikes up his pants
Link is paranoid
He is afraid of the dark
He looks behind him
Malon likes horses
She named her new one "Fluffy"
It bit her head off
King Zora is fat
The ice breaks under his weight
Zoras are dead now
Link breaks into house
Smashing pots, finding rupees
Police arrest him
Scary Great Fairy
Laughing like a maniac
A creature of doom
A fairy fountain
A fairy flies around Link
Gets stuffed in bottle
Mido, he's a freak
He thinks he's better than Link
Link is twice as tall
Saria in woods
She plays her ocarina
and falls off tree stump
Sheik has blood-red eyes
Zelda has blue eyes instead
That is very weird
Zelda has gone mad
She turns into ZeldaSpice
Link has to kill her
Spice Girls in Hyrule
Everyone's head bursts open
Is Link defeated?
Link kills the Spice Girls
Cuccos are handy weapons
Everyone's happy
Bouncing lemon chicks
follow Link as he marches
Turn into cuccos
Link finds gold rupee
Buys a fishy in a bag
Delicious dinner
Tatl and Navi
Fairies fighting over Link
They kill each other
Ruto has a crush
Yes, she wants to marry Link
Link runs in horror
Link always drinks milk
Saria prefers water
Link pours milk on her
Poes are very dumb
One hits Link with its lantern
but Link gets revenge
Malon likes Bowser
He seems to be her hero
She wears Bowser pin
Malon has a cow
But aliens leave it be
They want Romani's
Romani captured
Screams as aliens take her
Memory erased
Link is ticked off now
Kills aliens with arrows
Aliens are dead
Cremia gives rides
She lets Link ride on her cart
She talks his ears off
People in Zelda
They have really pointy ears
They're safety hazards
Link dislikes Ruto
Yuck, she wants to marry him
Link makes it clear: NO!
Now Ruto is sad
She thought Link would marry her
Link cuts her in half
Giant sushi roll
Used to be Princess Ruto
Until Link killed her
Kid Link wants entry
To the Gerudo's Fortress
They won't let him in
So Link grabs cucco
Jumps off the bridge, floating down
Cucco calls its friends
Cucco's friends eat Link
Wait, no they don't, Link can't die
He casts Nayru's Love
Kita, Nahrali
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