Teen Titans: The Son of Evil Part 2: Family
Chapter 18: The Funniest Rescue Adventure Ever.
It was dawn at Jump City's Asylum. And Crane, Tory, and Terra still haven't figured a way to escape. But they have to come up with something, or else Crane's older sister Raven, will be sacrifice to Summon his father, Trigon the Terrible, The Demon Lord of Azarath. It was all bad at just thinking about it, but their luck soon changed when a Doctor enter the playroom that Crane and Tory were in last night.
"Good Morning Patients. It's medication time. I'll be back in Fifteen minutes with you various prescriptions." said a female doctor. She was looking at all of the Psychopaths in the playroom with a glare that's even more scarier than Raven's look. Crane wasn't scared, but Tory and Terra were terrified. Terra wrapped her arms around Tory for dear life as Tory was using her hair to shield his eyes. The crazy female doctor walked over to a radio dial on the wall and switched it on to a lame old french song playing as the crazy female doctor left the room. The music stank so badly that everyone was covering their ears.
"Oh man, that music sucks." said a psychopath sitting next to Tory, covering his ears.
"Yeah it does. Well hang on." responded Tory. He got up and walked over to Crane and his older sister and patted Crane's leg to get his attention. "Hey dude. I'll be right back.." Tory spoke to both of them while they were trying to come up with a plan.
"Where are you going? Tory? Tory?" Terra kept asking Tory, but he didn't listen. He kept walking all the way over to the Radio dial and started turning its dial and it starting making weird noises.
"Um Tory? Hey I don't think you should be turning that dial on... on the radio dial." Crane said as Tory turned the dial to a station that was playing a funky song. ( Now will be playing the song call 'She was a Freak!' or something like that in the background in Italic )
"Heh, heh. Huh, huh, huh, huh-huh..." Tory sang and dance to the beat of the funky music that's now playing. He then ran across the playroom, getting everyone else to dance with him to the beat. And so they all were dancing, except Crane and Terra.
"Well, I better see that he doesn't hurt himself." said Terra as she went to Tory and she then started to dance with him.
"Hey, check out the kooks." spoke one of the two officers, guarding the door that leads out of the playroom.
"Aren't they something?" answered the other guard. Then the song of the music kicked in.
Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh. Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, ho-ow.
Something about her, she always makes me dance.
Something about her, she always make me dance.
She turns me on and on and all about.
She was a freak, Never missing a beat, "Yeah!" called out Tory, Terra, and the Radio dial.
She was a freak, Boy, was it neat yeah.
Crane just didn't get the idea then looked at the two guards blocking the door. Then he turned and looked at Tory, Terra, and the other psychopaths. Then he look back at the guards again with an weird confuse look on his face.
Not just knee deep, she was totally deep, When she did the freak with me.
She did the freak! Never missing a beat, yeah!
Then Crane looked at the ceiling where the music was coming from. All of a sudden then he started bobbin his head to the beat of the music then he gave an EVIL SMILE. Then he started to walk towards the two guards. Yep! You guess it! He came up with a plan to escape.
She did the freak! Boy, was it neat, yeah.
She did the freak! The girl's a freak. The girl never misses a beat, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not just knee deep, she was totally deep, When she did the freak with me.
She did the jerk! It didn't work, no.
"How y'all doing?" asked Crane as he now stood next in between the two security guards, still bobbin his head to the beat.
She did the monkey, it wasn't funky no more.
"Um Terra. Why are you doing that?" asked Tory as he still danced.
"Because I want to." answered Terra. She was now spanking her rear on purpose in front of her brother.
Not just knee deep, she was totally deep, When she did the freak with me.
"I bet y'all got some moves, huh?" asked Crane. It was time for him to put his plan into action.
"No, I, I really couldn't do that." answered the first security guard.
"Yeah, I'm not very good at that." said the second security guard.
"Oh, come on, now." complained Crane, but he wasn't going to give up that easy.
And when she dance, it set the world on fire!
"See? Bobbin' your heads like that. You know you want to." said Crane, trying his best.
The little is the freak of the week!
When she dance, she give me happy feet!
Ooh, she's the freak of my desire!
"Hey, Ho, Hey, Ho!" sand Crane and the security guards, who Crane finally got them to crack.
"Come on, y'all let's party!" said Crane as he led the security guards to the people dancing. 'Phase 1: complete. Now for it's time for phase 2." he thought
Yeah, she's the freak of the week!
She did the freak! Never missing a beat, yeah.
Crane finally began phase two. He rammed his elbow into one of the security guard's stomach. Terra and Tory quickly saw what Crane was doing, so they stopped dancing and watched.
She was a freak! Boy, was it neat, yeah.
Crane then turned around and kicked the other security guard in the 'Coconuts!'.
Not just knee deep, she was totally deep, when she did the freak with me.
She did the jerk! It didn't work, no.
Then Crane finished it by knocking out the security guards by bonking their heads with his elbows. He grabbed the keys from one of the security guards and signal for Tory and Terra to follow him. And so they did. Crane quickly used the keys to unlock the playroom's door. And so their great escape/rescue adventure began.
End of Music.
The three were running up a couple of stairs to get to a safe area. They entered a empty room with big windows. Then the alarm went off.
"Attention! Seal all exit doors! There is an escape attempt in progress. Seal all exit doors!" called out the alarm. Crane tried to get the windows open. But it didn't work. If only he was able to use his powers, will they escape easily. That is if they escape.
"I can't get these windows!" said Crane.
"I have an idea!" called out Terra.
"Okay Terra. Let it rip." responded Crane.
"But, Crane. I hope that you would forgive me. I'm sorry." she said.
"For what?" he asked.
"For this." she answered. Suddenly, Terra grabbed Crane by his shoulder and the hood of his cloak.
"This is going to hurt." Tory said to himself.
"Hey put me Down! Have Mercy! No! No! NO!" Terra swung him around in circles, until she threw him at the window. Crane's impact on the window shattered the glass and he fell out of the window and landed with a big 'THUMP'! "Thank You!" he called out from the ground. 'She's going to regret that BIG TIME!' he angrily roared In his head.
It was Terra's turn to jump out of the window and too landed with a bid 'THUMP'! "Come on Tory! I'll catch you!" Terra called out.
"Okay! Ready! Set! GERONIMO!" Tory shouted as he jumped out of the window. But instead of being caught by his sister? He landed straight on Crane, who got back up, but was pinned back to the ground again.
"Get Off Of Me!" he shouted. Terra then picked Tory up.
"So we're cool? Right?" Terra nervously said.
Crane got back up and then kicked Her in the spot between her legs. She then gasped out in pain.
"Yep! We're cool. Quick! We got to get out of here! Let's go!" he said as he started running off to the streets. With Tory behind him and Terra slowly but quickly dragging herself after them, still in pain. They were running along the sidewalk, looking for a way to get back to Burger-a-go-go. But they had to move fast. Because the Asylum had sent a truck to track them down. They soon quickly stopped running when they saw in front of them, an Ice cream truck.
"Finally some transportation. Lets go!" Crane said as they snuck around it to the truck's door. Both Crane and Terra got in the front while Tory sneaked into the back. Crane found the keys and quickly started up the Ice cream Truck.
"Hey! What are you doing!" shouted the driver who was selling Ice cream outside the truck.
"Stealing your Truck!" shouted Tory.
"Yeah. We'll bring it back." Crane said before he stepped on the gas. They speeded off on to the rode. As the Asylum truck turned the corner and started chasing them.
"Come on!" said one of the crazy doctors, driving the Asylum truck.
With Crane, Tory and Terra, Tory found a strange button and pushed it. The button then started the ice cream Theme song. "Oh, Ice cream tunes!" said Tory as he then started to dance around in the ice cream truck.
"Will you turn that off!" shouted Crane as he turned the music off himself.
"I wonder what this button does? Let's see!" Tory said as he pressed something that was a button, but not a 'button' button.
"Ow! Tory! That's not a button! That's my Belly-Button!" Terra said in shocked out surprise when Tory pressed his finger at her navel.
"Oops. My bad." he said.
Five Minutes Later with Crane, Tory, and Terra.
"Man, they're ganging on us!" Crane called out. He tried to shake the Asylum freak doctors. But they wouldn't give up.
"Whoa, Ice Cream Cones! Look! I got funky pops, monster-cicles, and lemon juice pops! Huh!" shouted Tory as he was holding all kinds of Ice cream.
"Tory! This is no time for frozen Treats, all right !" shouted Crane, trying to concentrate on his driving.
"Yeah, but..." Tory tried to explain, but was cut off by Crane, who came up with another idea.
"Wait. Wait. Give me one." Crane called out as he opened the truck window next to him.
"Oh, here you go." answered Tory as he gave Crane two fudge-cicles. Crane then threw the ice cream out the window and they hit the Asylum truck.
"What was that?" asked the passenger Doctor.
"I think it's a fudge-cicle" answered the doctor driving.
"Give me some more." said Crane as he, Terra, and Tory were now throwing ice cream at their enemies behind them.
"Get out of here you big losers!" shouted Tory.
"Have some vanilla!" shouted Terra as she throw a vanilla flavor ice cream cone.
"Take that! Huh! And a little bit of that! Huh!" Tory Shouted in happiness as he threw two ice cream cups at the Asylum truck through the Ice cream truck's opened back doors.
" And Some Raspberry Sorbet!" sarcastically, but fun-full Crane said as he tossed some Raspberry sorbet at the Asylum truck.
"Yeah! How Do You Like Me Now! I'm a dude throwing ice cream!" shouted Tory as he continue to throw a barrage of frozen ice cream treats. "Here's vanilla! Yeah! Take Some Chocolate! Yeah! FUDGE!" Tory was Screaming and laughing at the same time as he won't stop throwing ice cream. Soon the drivers of the Asylum truck couldn't see a thing because of all the ice cream stains on the windows. Soon the truck crashed into a tree. Crane, Tory and Terra had all cheered and laughed in triumph. Within a few minutes, they reached Burger-a-go-go. Crane order Mr. Weird to call the police and told Terra to call the Titans as both he and Tory went straight to Johnny Rancid's restaurant.
Terra just looked at everyone and said " I need a Hot Jacuzzi!"
One Hour later.
The Police had arrested Johnny Rancid and his goons. Crane and Tory had saved Raven with some telekinesis, some fire, some lava, and some Light beam attacks ( I'm sorry that I don't have enough time to tell you all how they stop Rancid and save Raven, it was getting close to midnight. Again sorry.)
"Jynx. Tell him now." Raven order Jynx to tell Crane of what she did.
Jynx felt extremely guilty of what she did with Cyborg.
"Crane?"
"Yes Amanda?"
"I have something to tell you."
"Okay what is it."
"I don't love you any more. I'm now in love with Cyborg."
TO BE CONTINUE... next chapter: How will Crane react when Jynx tells him that she now loves Cyborg? And who can fill the empty space in his heart now? Got any ideas?
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