Well, it's time for another update of Dude, Where's Riku's Car? I'm typing this at three am...but I can't sleep because my coughing keeps everyone awake. I've been sick with what originally started off as a cold, but is now bronchitis, which is why I haven't been updating...but good news is that I've got a lot of ideas in store for you guys, so enjoy (cough cough)! OK, I better stop being so excited...

"Well, I'm from a world where people age weird." replied Ryo as the gummi ship landed at Olympus Coliseum. They all got out and went up to Phil and Hercules.

"Hey, what's happening, Herc?" asked Sora.

"Hey, Sora, glad you showed up." said Hercules. "We're having a tournament today. Winner gets a neat trophy."

"Nice." said Riku. "Bling bling!"

"What the-?" asked Nobody.

"Riku likes a lot of bling." said Kairi. "He likes a lot of gold and silver stuff."

Hercules just laughed.

So, after introducing each other, Sora, Riku, Hurky, Nobody, Ryo, Kairi, Donald, and Goofy all signed up for the games. But Sora wondered why would Kairi sign up for the games. She's got no weapons or magic.

Goofy was also drinking a lot of alcoholic drinks. He explained that "al-key-hol" helped him get through the day, but he was just saying that because he was drunk, haha...

"Hey, I wonder who else is competing." said Sora thoughtfully.

"Well, I heard that Cloud was going to be here." said Donald.

"So Crystal, we meet again." said a voice.

Hurky turned around and saw a girl with blackish-brown hair in a ponytail, hazel eyes, wearing jeans and a Flogging Molly T-shirt (I don't own that band. Did I mention that Flogging Molly is a rock band?).

"Mina Momodine." said Hurky.

"Crystal Dermott." said Mina. (well, I'm not putting my real last name on here! By the way, I do not own this last name, so if a reader's last name is Dermott, it's entirely coincidental).

"Hey, I prefer to be called Hurky!" cried Hurky."So, you're ditching school to be here? Ooh, you're going to be in sooooooo much trouble!"

"Hey, you're ditching, too!" said Mina. "You haven't been in class for two weeks! What the heck have you been doing all this time?"

"Hanging around people who are actually cool and know true friendship!" said Hurky.

"Wait, what's so bad about the people at your school?" asked Sora.

"The people at our school are so uptight about becoming SeeDs, scoring high grades on their tests, and waiting for the day that one of themis the chosen keyblade master of our world." replied Hurky. "I didn't have a lot of friends there, and whoever were my friends, they were all dull and boring. Just want to become the chosen keyblade master of Balamb Garden."

"Oh yeah, someone from every world gets a keyblade," said Mina. "No one has been chosen to have one from our world, yet..." (yeah, I made the whole keyblade thing up. It's just more interesting to have that...)

"Ahem." said Hurky as she held out her pink and black keyblade.

"NO WAY!" cried Mina. "You're the keyblade master of Balamb Garden?"

Hurky nodded.

"And I'm the keyblade master of Destiny Islands." said Sora as he held out his keyblade.

"And I'm the keyblade master of Spira." said Nobody.

"But Hurky, you're dumb as a chicken!" said Mina. "All you ever did was eat and sleep in class, blare your CD player during class, slack off, cheat on everything, and suck up to the teachers!How comeyou, of all people, the Balamb Garden keyblade master?"

"Because...uh, I actually don't know that!" replied Hurky.

"Besides, getting a keyblade is not based on grades." said Nobody.

"Yeah, it's based on...a lot of things..." said Sora.

"Hey, Mina, I thought you were too busy criticizing everyone and everything." said Hurky.

Mina just haughtily walked off.

"Geez, that girl's sure got a stick up her nose." said Nobody.

"More like maybe seven!" said Riku.

Hurky just bowed her head down. She and Mina used to be pretty good friends, too, until the whole keyblade thing came up.

Phil then stepped onto a platform. "The tournament is about to begin!" he called. "Let the games begin!"

Everyone cheered...