Little BRAT Hiwatari
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Disclaimer : I, RavenToriBlack, do not own Beyblades or any of it's characters!
Chapter Two...
"You're still to weak, you little weakling!" Borris spat at Kai.
"NO , YOU'RE A WEAKLING!"
"am not"
"are too"
"am not"
"are too"
"am not"
"ARE TOO"
"AM NOT!"
"ok you're not, But you are stupid though" Kai smiled Devilishly and ran up to the vent and climbed through it.
"Am not" Borris retorted and then realised that the Demolitionboyz and Kai had ran off and escaped training!
'How did they escape? Ah, I see through the vent...hey when did that vent get there anyway?' Borris thought to himself.
"GRRR...stupid kid's"
"Borris, how is their training going?" One of Voltaire's Goon's asked,
it was normal for Voltaire to send one of his no good guard's to check up on the training schedule and so on,
"why we, err, just ,umm, sent them on a ,um, err, mission...yes that'll do!" Borris lied.
"Really? What kind of mission are we talking about?"
"Well I'll have you know that the mission is that they have to ,err...steal something!"
"What kind of something?"
"Why they are going to rob the New York Bank!" Borris proudly stated.
The Goon, let's name him Barneyfrednick, looked at Borris as if Borris was a headless chicken.
"The New York Bank, eh?" He said in disbelief whilst Borris just nodded.
"Borris, Borris, Borris! That's a great idea, but there is just one small problem."
"What's that?"
"Oh, nothing important...only that THE NEW YORK BANK IS IN NEW YORK! YOU KNOW AMERICA! WE ARE IN RUSSIA, MORE TO THE POINT MOSCOW! HOW DO THEY ROB THE NEW YORK BANK FROM RUSSIA?" Barneyfred nick screamed.
Borris hit him over the head with a metal Kane thing that he carried around, for no other reason than to hit people with...but that's beside the point,
"They will rob the New York Bank, thus, saving Voltaire million's of dollars and training the Demolitionboyz and Kai all at the same time!" Borris laid out his, spur of the moment, plan.
All of a sudden the door burst open and five boy's jumped into the room.
"Hieeee!" They screamed jumping around the room with excitement.
"They're excited about robbing the Bank." Borris quickly covered up.
"Not about escaping training?" Barneyfrednick questioned
"nope"
"oh, ok then" Barneyfrednick replied simply and then left to report to Voltaire.
"Phew! Now you little Punk's, after you have robbed the New York bank, you shall be punished for skipping training!"
"Really! What kind of punishment?"
"No food for a few day's!"
"Oh, ah I guess it's an okay punishment, a little weak though"
"yeah we agree with Kai" The Demolitionboyz sided with their best friend Kai!
"Well, that's only half of the punishment. The other half is that all of you, umm, have to spend two night's locked in a borring room, yes that's it...a very borring room!" Borris snarled his evil snarl!
"YAY, SLEEPOVER PARTY!" Kai screamed
"WHAT, NO!" Borris tried to explain that this was a torture method and not fun!
"YAY, I LOVE SLEEPOVER PARTIES!" Tala laughed/yelled.
"FUN, FUN, FUN!" All of the Demolitionboy's had joined in, in the screaming and yelling.
Borris collapsed into a random chair that appeared out of no where muttering :
"I'm to old for this" under his breath.
2 day's later...
"So this is an Erica, guy's what's an Erica?" Spencer asked dumbly causing the Demolitionboyz to fall over...Anime style!
And resulting in him getting hit over the head by Kai.
"Now all we have to do is call up the Buttler..." Tala started but was interrupted by Kai, Ian and Bryan screaming :
"NOT THE BUTTLER, HE'LL KILL US ALL!"
and Spencer was just standing there smiling dumbly.
"ok then we'll call Joshua" Tala said frustrated.
"Yes, yes! Call him instead of that Buttler guy!" Kai agreed,
as Tala muttered under his breath ; "Joshua is the Buttler , idiot!"
"Hey, we don't have any money! We can't use the payphone without money!" Bryan pointed out.
"Oh yeah" Tala stated upon realization.
"Don't worry about it, I've got a plan that won't fail. Let's see...hmmm...Tala, Bryan...can you do -shudder's- cute?" Kai asked.
"Ummm, sure" Tala replied
"NO! NEVER CUTE...good looking I can do...BUT NOT CUTE!" Bryan snarled.
"Alright Tala and I shall go get some money and you guy's can wait here!"
"yeah watch the master's!" Tala bragged.
Kai and Tala started to walk over to a 21 year old girl, let's just say she had a dumb look about her!
"Rub your eye's a lot" Kai ordered as he rubbed his own eye's,
and Tala got the idea and followed suite...meaning he did the same thing as Kai. Kai ran up to the 21 year old girl and started crying ,fake crocodile tear's, Tala caught on and ran up next to Kai also crying those oh so believable fake crocodile tear's.
"Oh you poor children...what's wrong?" the girl ,who we shall name Francine, asked.
"Me and my brother got lost and we don't have any money to use the payphone to call our mummy's mobile..." Kai wailed.
"We know her number. Please can you help us ,please!" Tala cried
"oh of course...hey, wait a minny'...you two don't look like brother's!" Francine stated.
"ummm, we're only...half brother's" Kai said weakly.
"Yeeesss...half brother's" Tala sounded not very reassuringly
"See I'm two year's ,umm, younger than my brother" Kai made his story a bit more realistic.
"Oh...well that make's sense...here, here's some change for the pay phone." Francine said with sympathy giving them five dollar's in coin's.
"Thankyou." both of the boy's said happily as they ran off into the distance.
"Sucker!" Kai and Tala laughed.
"Hey Kai"
"mhm"
"How come she believed you when you said that you were two year's younger than me when your actually the same age as me"
"easy Tala, I'm short for my age...and look out beautiful here I come" Kai squeled and ran over to a six year old girl who looked oh so cute and sweet.
Her hair was ebony black with ringlet's that fell onto her shoulder's, she had gorgeous violet eye's with big flashy eyelashes and she even wore a puffy pink dress. Kai walked up to the girl.
"Hello beautiful angel, what's your name?" he coolly asked.
"I'm Anastasia, I'm Russian! Who are you?"
"why I'm Kai and I'm Russian too" He smiled.
"your nice."
"Thanks, so what are you doing tonight, maybe we could catch up, you know have a few round's of Vodka, get high and have a little fun" he stated in a seductive manner.
"I'm going to see my Auntie tonight...what's Vodka? What does 'get high' mean, do you want to fly a plane? What do you mean when you say fun? Do you want to play Tag? TAG IS FUN!" Anastasia replied.
Kai sighed.
"I. Have. To. Go. Now. Okay. Bye." he said slowly, thinking that she was dumb or something.
Kai ran over to the Demolitionboy's.
"NO! NOT THE BUTTLER!" Spencer screamed.
"You baka, that conversation was over twenty minute's ago!" Kai yelled.
"No fun for poor little Kai" Tala teased
"Shut up Tala! The truth is that she's not good enough for me!" Kai yelled as the Demolitionboy's laughed their head's off, well not literally!
"Come on let's just call Joshua, then we can rob the bank, go home, have sleep over party and wait for my present's to arrive. You know the Ferrari and new gun!"
Kai giggled with excitement.
"New gun? Kai don't you already have five gun's?" Tala questioned Kai's gun collection.
"Yeah, like why would you need another one?" Ian asked.
"Grrrrr, shut up! If I want a gun ,I get a gun, If I get angry at any of you, I shall put that gun to good use...Besides what's wrong with having a lot of gun's?" Kai asked sincerely.
"Nothing!" The Demolitionboyz's squeaked.
"Good! Now this floor is dirty...if you don't mind" Kai sounded demanding and the Demolitionboy's knew what was expected of them.
They picked up Kai and carried him to the exit as if he was royalty. Once they got outside they gently put Kai down on Tala's suite case, which Kai used as a seat.
Kai sat on the suite case examining his scarf very closely. Bryan called Joshua and asked him to pick them op now. Bryan joined the rest of his team as they waited for Joshua...who was in fact the Buttler, of Voltaire of course, DUN, DUN, DUN!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! My scarf! You bloody fricken' idiot's got my scarf dirty! My scarf is dry clean only...and you got it dirty!" Kai screamed...and then fainted from hyperventilating.
R.T.B: I hope you liked this chapter...if I get a lot of good review's I will update sooner than I normally would! Also I would like you to note that : Since Kai grew up in the Abbey he learnt something's from the older teenager's therefore he knows thing's that normal seven year olds wouldn't/shouldn't know!