Haha, you guys are so awesome! You all wished me get well, and that's what I did! I'm all better now and I'm finally back at school (not because I was sick, but I was on spring break, which really sucked for me because I didn't do anything fun. It's the reason why I was unable to update all last week except for maybe two chapters instead of like maybe, five. I'm also never going tp update at home again because I get in trouble for trying to update! Nobody shall stop me because I'm at school! Mwa ha ha ha! OK, now there's no time for reviewer's corner, let' get on with the story, and thank you guys for helping me get better!
"...but first." said Phil.
"Awwwww!" whined everyone.
"We need to hold the preliminaries." said Phil.
"Just get on with the freakin' game!" called somebody.
"Yeah!" called the contestants.
"OK, bear with us, people, the longer we don't have the prelims, the longer you people won't be able to fight in the games!" said Phil.
So, the preliminaries were held and then the games got started. Hurky was up, first, against Mina Momodine.
"Even though you've got a keyblade, Hurky, I've got an even more powerful weapon." said Mina.
"And what's that, a rubber chicken?" asked Hurky.
"HEY!" cried Sora. "Don't make fun of the rubber chickens!"
"Yeah, they rock!" called Riku.
"Yeah, Riku likes them so much, he's got rubber chicken boxers!" said Kairi.
"Hey, how did you know that I wear rubber chicken boxers?" asked Riku.
"Because in PE, you kept showing off your boxers!" said Kairi.
"Hey, shut up, you guys!" called Hurky. "OK, go on." said Hurky.
"My weapon is homemade. It's the ninja-deathstar sword!" replied Mina. "And I'm going to kick your butt with it!"
"AHHHH!" cried Hurky.
"Hurky, why are you scared of some little homemade weapon?" called Nobody. "You're a keyblade wielder, you can whup her azz because everyone knows that a keyblade is more powerful than some little toy!"
"Hey, she's right!" said Hurky. With that, she pulled out her keyblade, which had a pink handle, and black blade-thingy and a broken heart for a keychain. "I, on the other hand, have a keyblade!"
"I know you do! You're the keyblade master from our world!" called Mina. "Let's just fight each other!"
"Haha, OK then, BRING IT ON!" called Hurky.
She and Mina charged at each other and started to sword fight.
"Go Hurky!" called Kairi.
"Yeah, kick her butt!" called Sora.
"Shut up, shut up!" screetched Hurky. "You guys are gonna make me lose!"
"Hey, how can we make her lose?" asked Sora.
Ryo took out her keyblade and pointed it at Sora. "You better be quiet or you're not even going to get a chance to fight because you'll already be defeated by me!"
"O-OK!" stammered Sora. Ryo took her keyblade away. "sheesh." he said under his breath.
Hurky and Mina kept fighting and fighting for about fifteen minutes. Finally, Phil called on a loud speaker, "Whoever owns the red gummi ship with a bumper sticker that says, 'Flogging Molly Rocks,' you're being towed."
"WHAT?" cried Mina. Suddenly, Hurky whacked her with her keyblade and knocked her out.
" AND THE WINNER IS HURKY!" called Phil.
Everyone cheered.
"Hey, where's Goofy?" asked Riku.
Meanwhile,Goofy was towing Mina's car and put it next to Cerberus's cage. "She's a jerk, anyways." he said to himself.
"OK, next up, Sora vs. Scott Burkorini!" called Phil.
"SCOTT BURKORINI'S HERE?" cried Sora, Riku, Kairi, Hurky, Nobody, Ryo, and Donald all at the same time.
Scott Burkorini stepped up.
"Well, at least we get to see a real fight against Scott." said Nobody.
"Then again, what if they hold a dance off?" asked Kairi.
"Aw man, that would be NICE!" said Riku.
Sora went to the arena and waited for Scott. He finally showed up.
"So, you're not going to be a wuss for once?" asked Sora.
"You know it." said Scott.
"Good, because a good beating is what you deserve." said Sora.
"Well, I'm getting even with you for all you did to me!" said Scott.
"Wait, what did I do again?" asked Sora.
"You don't remember?" asked Scott. "You got me suspended three times, you nearly got me expelled seven times, you and Riku have been playing so many pranks on me, it's not even funny anymore, and another thing, you took Kairi away from me!"
"Wait a minute, what do you mean? I didn't take Kairi away from you!" said Sora. "She just doesn't like you!"
Scott didn't say another word. He shota beam out of his hands and Sora used Aeroga to shield himself. He got hurt from the beam, but it was only a scratch. Sora then charged at Scott with his keyblade.
"WOOO HOOO!" called Nobody. "You kick his butt, Sora!"
Scott was falling backwards from the attack from Sora's keyblade. "So, you wanna fight with a keyblade? Fine." said Scott.
With that, he got a sword out and charged at Sora.
Kairi put her hands over her eyes. "I can't watch!" she cried.
"WHOA!" cried Hurky.
"What?" asked Kairi, with her hands still over her eyes.
"Sora just got Scott so bad, it's not funny!" said Ryo. "Did you see his attack? That was amazing!"
Kairi took her hands off from her eyes. Riku turned to Ryo. "I thought you hated Sora." he said.
"Well, only because he called me old." said Ryo.
Sora and Scott were still fighting. Finally, Scott ditched the sword thing and went with shooting beams out of his hands.
"Open your heart!" said Scott and shot a powerful beam from his hands, and Sora dodged the attack.
"Hey, Scott, where did you get those powers of yours anyway?" asked Sora.
"Ansem gave them to me, why?" asked Scott.
"Oh, so you don't really have a weakness, do you?" asked Sora.
'That's right." said Scott, sounding all smug.
"So...your only weakness is really...LIGHT!" said Sora.
"WHAT?" cried Scott.
Sora stabbed himself with his keyblade and light shone.
"EEK!" cried Scott. "...light...it...burns!"
He then passed out.
"SORA!" cried Hurky, Ryo, and Nobody.
"Relax, you guys, he's fine." said Riku.
"How do you know?" asked Hurky.
"He does this all the time." said Kairi.
The light stopped shining and there stood Sora, with one foot on top of a passed out Scott.
The crowd was silent. Suddenly, there was an uproar from the crowd as they cheered for Sora.
"WOOOOOOOOOOO!" called Nobody.
"I can't believe he finally kicked Scott's butt!" said Riku, all amazed.
"AND THE WINNER IS...SORA!" called Phil. Even he was shocked.
Sora then came back several minutes later, with a smile on his face.
"Aw man, that was nice!" said Riku as he slapped Sora on the back.
"Eh, it was nothing." said Sora. "With Scott having Ansem's powers, it's just like fighting Ansem all over again."
...end of the chapter...
Well, that's all I have to type for now...class is ending. See you laters, everybody!