Little BRAT Hiwatari
R.T.B: Yes! I have finally updated! Sorry I haven't updated in a long time but I was busy with school work! I'll try to update a lot quicker next time! Oh and for all those people who were reading my other stories... fan fiction took them off because they were in script form...so I have to Re-type them...so after I complete this story I will put another story up! Thankyou for understanding and being patient.
Disclaimer: I, RavenToriBlack, do not own Beyblades or any of it's characters! I only own the Characters I made up...and the plot!
Chapter Three...
That night...
"Are we there yet?"
"We're already here! We've been here for Twenty minutes! Now shut up!"
"I didn't ask whether we're here yet, I asked 'are we there yet."
"FINE, WE'RE THERE!" Kai screamed.
"See, all you had to do was simply answer my question. No big drama." Spencer naively stated.
Kai was just about to explode with anger when he heard someone coming toward them.
"Plan Alpha"
"What's that?"
"Hide!" Kai muttered and they all scattered away into a 'safe' hiding place.
Foot steps.
"I'm sure I heard something", hmmm let's see...Ah ha...Freeda, Freeda told himself.
"Hey! I don't remember these sacks being here!" Freeda said questionably.
Freeda went up to the first sack, which was containing Kai, and kicked it.
"Hey, watch what you're doing" Kai screamed at Freeda from inside the sack.
"Hmmmm, must be a sack of parrots...no person could have a voice that screeching and shrilling." Freeda thought aloud.
Kai sweat dropped as Freeda went over to the next sack and kicked it.
"woof." Tala said dully.
"Must be a poor little puppy in that sack." Freeda went over to the last sack, containing Bryan, Ian and Spencer.
But before freeda could kick it, he was interrupted by Bryan's screams from inside the sack ;
"YOU BETTER BLOODY NOT KICK THIS SACK!"
"AHHHHHHHH! Intruders! Come out with your hand's up!" Freeda screamed and drew his gun.
"Oh, this is so embarrassing!" Kai muttered.
"Try humiliating" Tala replied.
"Come on guy's... ATTACK!" Bryan screamed as they bashed up the security guard we call Freeda.
They tied up Freeda and threw him out the window.
"AHHHHH!' Freeda screamed.
"Can you please scream a little bit softer please." Kai asked
"Oh yes of course...sorry" Freeda said
"ah."
Kai went back to his friend's who were holding the elevator door open for him. Once they were all in the elevator and moving... Tala just had ask ;
"Okay whose idea was this?"
"Ummm, mine." Spencer said nervously.
"I'LL KILL YOU!...after we've finished robbing the bank." Bryan hissed.
"Hey, no-one will know that it's us! Anyway...now we don't have to avoid the cameras!" Ian said happily.
"Look's like I picked the wrong week to stop drinking!" Kai said a little upset as he takes out a can of beer and skulls it!
"Hey does anyone find it weird that the elevator's are working" Kai asked.
"Nope. Tala re-wrote the system."
"Good work Tala!" Kai laughed as they began to stop.
"All right let's do this!" Ian screamed.
They all jumped of the elevator. They walked for a while until they came to the volt's door, which was surprisingly open.
"Tala, did you hack into the volt door as well?" Bryan asked.
"Yes...I hacked the volt door open by hacking into the elevators system." Tala said sarcastically.
"Let me guess...you were being sarcastic." Kai smiled.
"How did you guess?"
" Bryan told me!" Kai said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Tala fell over ,anime style, with a big sweat drop over his head!
"OH, NO! ummmm...GUY'S! SOMEONE'S ALREADY BEATEN US TO THE MONEY!" Ian said as he looked inside the empty volt.
"CRAP!" Tala, Bryan, Ian and Kai screamed.
"What we are we going to do? What if Grandfather and Borris find out? What if Grandfather and Borris take away all my presents? What if Grandfather and Borris take away my Dranzer Blade? Look's like I picked the wrong week to stop smoking." Kai screamed hysterically before taking out a cigarette and began to smoke it.
"Ah, Kai, are you alright?" Tala asked.
"Hmmm surprisingly, I'm fine." Kai said calmly.
"Kai , your the one with all the ideas so hurry up and give us one!" Bryan screamed.
Kai threw the cigarette butt onto the ground on stood on it.
"Shut it! I've already got an Idea...but I need you to be quiet."
"CRAP!" Spencer screamed.
"Uh, Spencer you're slow!" Ian stated.
"You're slow too, if you just figured that out! NOW SHHHH!" Kai snarled.
The Demolition boy's nodded.
"Alright! I know that you robbers are in here! Now we have been sent by the shudders Great Voltaire Hiwatari shudders again. So give us back the money
You stole from us because we wanted to steel it first! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE! ZERO!" Kai screamed.
Surprisingly the two robbers came out and even more surprisingly they were Russian... what a bizarre and intended to happen coincidence.
"We're very sorry but we can't give you the money. What if you are not who you say you are."
"I am so who I am...I am Kai Hiwatari...Hey you're a girl!"
"So?"
"And you're a girl too!"
"yep...what's wrong with being a girl?"
"They're weaklings!"
"Grrrrrr! How dare you!"
The girl's, well they're at least twenty-five, bashed up the Demolition boy's and tied them up to mysterious chairs that have just conveniently appeared!
"Wow. How covenant!" the girls giggled.
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop amphetamines" Kai said a little upset as he took out the amphetamines (I don't know how to spell it properly) and ate them.
The girls some how got lost in their conversation.
"So anyway, with this money, I'm going to buy myself a husband."
"Cool! I'm going to buy air particles!"
"Oh yeah, I heard that their really popular! Like if you don't have one you are really unpopular!"
"Yeah like dead!"
"Actually..."
"GUY'S...WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?" Kai yelled hysterically.
"Don't worry we'll get out of here." Tala rea shored him.
"What! I'm talking about the air particles! Weren't you listening! If you don't have one you're unpopular! I can't be unpopular...I must get one!" Kai whined.
Tala bowed his head in disappointment.
"Wait...his got a point in there somewhere...stuff breathes in air particles so they don't die...stuff is anything...and anything is...FIRE! Kai you're a
genius...even when you're not trying! Good work Kai!" Tala smiled.
"Uh yeah...sure, um, I was thinking of fire the whole time...and I still am!" Kai lied.
'air particles, air particles, air particles, air particles, air particles, ect...' ran through Kai's mind...yes...even the ect.
"Well!" Tala said irritated and impudently.
Kai came back to reality...well, uh, hmmm, ah...never mind.
"Alright, alright... don't get your nickers in a twist." Kai said and began digging things out of his pocket.
"He,he,he, nickers! Tala wears girl's underwear, Tala wears girl's underwear, Tala wears girl's underwear, Tala wears girl's underwear, Tala wears girl's underwear,
Tala wears girl's underwear, Tala wears girl's underwear! Ha, ha, ha, ha!" Bryan and Ian laughed.
"yeah, girls underwear!" Spencer said as smart as he could...in other words: dumbly.
"I do not!" Tala retorted.
"Denial! Tala's going crazy, Tala's going crazy, Tala's going crazy, Tala's going crazy, Tala's going crazy!" Bryan and Ian sung.
"Your not mocking girls again...are you?" One of the girls, named 'girl', (aren't I inventive!) asked.
"No ma'am. We're were just teasing him, mocking him and basically scaring him for life!" Ian and Bryan answered innocently.
"Well, good." she smiled going back over to her friend named...
(There will be someone with a normal name in this fic, but it's not going to be this chick-a-dee) 'Not-a-boy'. They began braiding each others hair for some reason...er?
Anyway...
"Kai what's taking so long... Bryan and Ian are mentally teasing me! And Spencer keep's on staring at me!" Tala whined.
"Tala's not real, Tala's not real, Tala's not real, Tala's not real, Tala's not real!" Bryan and Ian sung.
"I am to real...I'm telling on you...uh Kai?" Tala said.
"Uh huh?"
"How much stuff do you have in your pockets?"
"Oh...uh I don't know, here I'll take it all out..." Kai smiled as he pulled out:
Pens, knives, guns, more guns, guns again, spare scarfs, a chair, keys, Borris's wallet, Voltaire's wallet, a stereo, CD's, Super Nintendo (remember it's 1994), Nintendo 64, a teddy bear, World Domination Plans, Toy soldiers, a kite, cans of beer, sword, mirror, a snake, Fan girls, the good old piano ( How could I resist?), Rope cutters, acid, Beyblade, rip cord, Launcher, blue face paint...(oh... how could I forget), and lastly a lighter.
"I found it HORRAY...meh" Kai smiled as he put everything back into his pockets.
Soon enough the Demolition boy's were freed.
"Kai what we going to do? We can't hurt a girl...well maybe Bryan could...but we can't!" Ian stated and Bryan pouted.
"Hmmmm...look's like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue." Kai said a little upset as he took out some glue and sniffed it.
"Whoa...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Kai smiled with a dumb smile on his face...
...and then he blacked out.
Tala caught Kai.
"Oh no they're out!" Girl screamed.
"Get them!" Tala yelled.
"Ah, we've already got them..." Bryan stated.
"Why don't you guy's ever be nice to me? meh, over it." Tala said simply.
Kai woke up.
"HA, HA, HA ,HA ,HA! NOW WE HAVE THE CASH!" Kai laughed evilly.
"Now goodbye...MAW, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!" Bryan also laughed evilly and they raced off into the distance... where only their voice's could be heard...
"Ha, ha ,ha Tala wears girls underwear"
"Shut up Spencer"...
"Now what?" Notaboy complained.
"I Dunno" Girl replied.
"Wanna' rob the Tokyo bank?"
"Why yes, yes I do!"
And so the girls began to jump from building to building away...before eventually falling to their deaths...yes, it maybe hard to believe but jumping from building to building isn't good for you're health!
BACK AT BIOVOLT
"Breaking New's. The New York Bank was robbed of millions last night by, he,he,he,he , what seemed to be, ha,ha,ha,ha , Walt Disney character's. Yes that's right...you heard me correctly, he,he,he,he,he ,Disney characters. They were all there: Mickey Mouse (AN: Kai), Miny Mouse (AN: Tala), Uncle Scrudge (AN: Bryan), Duey (AN: Ian) and Dumbo (AN: Spencer). Officials are still stunned and , ha,ha,ha,ha,ha ,will not be releasing footage. I'm 'SomeFamousReporter' signing out."
Voltaire turned his T.V off.
"BARNEYFREDNICK!" He screamed with anger.
"BORRIS!" Barneyfrednick yelled in anger.
"KAI" Borris screamed with rage.
"Voltaire." Kai said happily and then began to laugh.
"I love it when the Grown up's play the name game." Kai giggled and went back to decapitating dolls.
R.T.B: I hope that you enjoyed this chapter...it's not a great as the others but it just fills in a small gap...anyway...again I appoligise for not up dating sooner. Thanks for being patent and for all your reviews! Remember to R&R and I'll start on chapter four! Horray!