So, there was a break after the whole Sora defeating Scott thing.
"So...you don't hurt after stabbing yourself with your keyblade?" asked Nobody.
Sora nodded. "Uh-huh." he said. "And keyblade wielder can stab themself without dying or hurting."
"Aw cool!" said Hurky. "Let me stab myself!"
"No wait!" cried Sora. "Only if you're in battle and fighting someone like Scott Burkorini."
Ryo, Riku, Kairi, and Nobody stood and watched paramedics put Scott onto a stretcher.
"Man, that was tight how Sora kicked Scott's butt!" said Riku.
Goofy came back, sipping on a white russian. "Garwsh, these white russians are a blast!" he said.
"Where have you been, ya big palooka?" asked Donald.
"Towing Mina's gummi ship." replied Goofy. "She made me spill my margarita earlier, ahyuck!"
"Um, Goofy, I think you should lay off the alcohol for a while." said Hercules. "You're going to fight."
"Relax, Hercules, I do really good when I drink!" said Goofy.
"He's serious." said Donald. "If he goes one day without alcohol, he's lifeless!"
Hercules laughed.
"And now." said Phil. "Up next is Riku vs. Cloud!"
"Well, I'm next." said Riku as he got up.
"Yay, Riku's up next!" whooped Ryo.
"Ryo, I'm going to need you to be quiet while I fight." said Riku. "Without your cheering, I could win."
"You mean...I can't be your cheerleader?" asked Ryo.
"Well, basically, yes." said Riku. "And-"
He stopped to see that Ryo was pouting the Sora pout. "Let me be your cheerleader...PLEASE?" she asked.
"Just let her." said Sora.
"Oh, alright!" said Riku. "You can be my cheerleader!"
"YAY!" cheered Ryo.
So, Riku stepped up to the arena.
Meanwhile, Scott woke up in the ER or Olympus Coliseum.
"Ugh, where am I?" he asked sleepily.
"You're in the ER." said Mina as she held a bag of ice over her head, where Hurky had whacked her.
"Hey, didn't you get your butt kicked by a girl named Crystal?" asked Scott.
"She prefers to be called Hurky." said Mina. "And I'd rather not disclose that fact. Besides, didn't you get your butt kicked by a guy named Sara?"
"His name is Sora and yes, I did get my butt kicked by him." replied Scott. "He just had to stab himself with his keyblade. I thought he was commiting suicide and disqualifying himself. Just so I can win."
"I still can't get over the fact that Hurky, of all people, is the wielder of the Balamb Garden keyblade..." said Mina.
"Are you still nagging about the stupid keyblade?" asked Scott. "Hey, I felt the same thing when I learned that Sora was the keyblade wielder of our world. Listen, I've gota plan. You in?"
"Sure." replied Mina.
So, she and Scott left the ER.
Meanwhile, there was a draw between Riku and Cloud, so nobody won or lost. Apparantly, they stepped outside the line.
"So...are we still in the games?" asked Riku to Phil.
"Yeah, I guess." said Phil.
"Nice." said Riku.
"Up next is Androo Polampo and Oarah Pon Sorton!" called Phil.
"Man, it's boring to watch other people you don't really know fight." said Sora.
"But we know Androo and Oarah." said Kairi.
"Why does Androo spell his name with droo and not drew?" asked Riku.
"Because Androo's parents are weird!" said Sora. "Just like he is! I mean, he likes pink shirts and shopping at the mall!"
Riku and Kairi rolled their eyes.
"Hey, who wants to play truth or dare?" asked Hurky.
"Ooh, I do, I do!" said Nobody.
So, everyone agreed.
"OK, Sora, truth or dare?" asked Hurky.
"Mmm, dare!" said Sora.
"OK, I dare you to...run to Cloud, circle around him, and buzz like a bee!" said Hurky.
"Awesome!" said Sora. "Me like to annoy people!"
So, he ran to Cloud, ran around him and buzzed like a bee.Cloud wasn't annoyed at first, so he sat in silence and watched Sora circle him. Finally, he got mad after five minutes and whacked Sora with his sword.
"Owie!" whined Sora. "See what you made me do?"
Everyone was laughing really hard.
"OK, now it's my turn!" said Sora. "Riku, truth or dare?"
"I'll take truth." said Riku. He didn't want to know what Sora would make him do.
"Why truth?" asked Ryo.
"Because the last time I picked dare, Sora made me put a pair of moogle boxers on my head and run around Kairi's house with the boxers on my head and Sora took pictures of me!" said Riku.
Ryo giggled. "Hee hee, how funny!" she said.
"OK, Riku, who do you like better?" asked Sora. "Hurky...or ...Ryo?"
Riku puta hand on his chin. "Hmm, I really have to think about that." he said. "Hurky is a good person to compete against and Ryois a good person to pour feelings out to."
Everyone turned to Ryo.
"Riku's been telling you his feelings?" asked Nobody.
Ryo smiled and nodded. "Yup!" she said. "Riku's been telling me that he misses his moogle plushy, Mr. Moogy!"
Riku gasped. "YOU TOLD!" he cried.
Sora started laughing. "Man, this is good!" he said.
"SORA!" cried Hurky and Kairi.
"Hee hee." said Sora as he flashed his trademark grin.
"Well, I guess I like Hurky and Ryo the same." said Riku.
Their game had to be cut short when Ryo was called to go fightYuffie after Androo had decided to forfeit.
Ryo took out her keyblade. "Well, wish me luck." she said.
"Good luck!" said Nobody.
"Yeah, you're going to need it." said Sora. "Yuffie really kicked my butt the last time!"
Ryo laughed.
"But if you really need some motivation, let me know and I'll call some out to you!" said Sora.
"Thanks." said Ryo. She then went out...
Sorry readers, but I must go! You'll have to know what happens next time. And I also wish for a good reader, luvbobbyo01 to get well soon! Thank you all and have a pleasant tommorrow!
