Little BRAT Hiwatari
R.T.B: Hello there...um...sorry for not updating for a while...but I'm in year 11 now...so a lot of homework and stuff...being private school and all...all teachers are so mean! I'm sick at the moment so I'm typing this up in my spare time. Its September now, summer break and Christmas are coming close...so I promise to update my story more than once in that time! I've written a one shot...but I still have to type it up...heh heh heh...anyway...
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Disclaimer: I, RavenToriBlack, do not own Beyblades or any of its characters! I only own the Characters I made up...and the plot!
Chapter four
"Barneyfrednick. Get me Kai now!" Voltaire said between gritting his ugly yellow teeth.
"Of course Sir...BORRIS!" Barneyfred nick bellowed.
"Yes!"
"Fetch Kai for me, will you?"
"Why me!"
"Because that kids psychotic...and I'm in a higher position than you!" Barneyfrednick whispered to Borris.
Borris raised one of his burly eyebrows.
"I alway's thought I was of a higher ranking?" Borris quietly retorted.
"No way! I am way more of a higher ranking"
"No, me!"
"No, me!"
"No, me!"
"No, me!"
"Where's my Grandson?" Voltaire said a little annoyed.
"Ah, we're just about to get him Sir. Um Sir?"
"What!" Voltaire snapped.
"Uh we were just wondering who was a of higher ranking?"
Voltaire collapsed into a chair.
"Eh, you're both about the same really." Voltaire said apathetically.
Barneyfrednick and Borris sweat dropped.
"I asked you first!"
"GRRR, fine I'll get the devil child!" Borris Growled.
WITH KAI...
"I'm A Brat, I'm A Brat, I'm A Brat, Brat, Brat! I'm A Brat, I'm A Brat, I'm A Brat, Brat, Brat! I'm A Brat, I'm A Brat, I'm A Brat, Brat, Brat, oh I'm A Brat!" Kai sung as he somewhat danced around the room.
Borris wearily opened the door.
"Kai, your Grandfather would like a word with you."
"Could you ,pwease, open the window?" Kai asked innocently.
'His being so innocent, he has to be up to something' Borris thought.
"If you don't there is a good chance I may develop a stutter. Puh, puh, puh, puh-lease down't do this to me." Kai said so cutely that even Borris couldn't resist.
"Alright." Borris gulped.
Borris slowly edged towards the window, which was higher than chibi Kai could reach, and causously opened it.
Borris shut his eyes tight and cringed in fear, only to have a cool breeze hit his ugly mug!
Borris opened his eyes.
He looked around.
He was very confused.
He turned to chibi Kai who was smiling brightly.
"Thankyou." Kai said simply.
"Huh." Borris blurted out.
"Guess what!" Kai said excitedly.
"What?"Borris asked, still confused as ever.
"I caught an air particle!" Kai stated excited and proud.
Borris looked down at Kai's clasped hands.
"Oh really." Borris said a little surprised.
"Yes."
"So..."
"Yes."
"So..."
"Yes."
"Let me..."
"Yes."
"Why won't you..."
"Yes."
"Will you..."
"Yes."
"Thanky..."
"Yes."
"GRRR" Borris growled.
"Hey Borris..."
"What!"
Silence.
"Well!" Borris asked impatiently.
Silence.
"Fine!" Borris yelled.
"I was just wondering if you could close the window." Kai smiled.
"ALRIGHT!" Borris spat.
Borris walked up to the window and shut it.
As soon as the window hit the window-sill Borris felt a small shove, followed by pain, just before the feeling of weightlessness and then back to pain.
Yep Kai had pushed Borris out the window.
"Gee, the window's broken. I better inform Borris about that. Heh ,heh ,heh." Kai said devilishly.
ANYWAY...
Kai went to see his dear old, old, old, old, old Grandfather...Voltaire.
"Hello Grandfather. Do you know how much I love you?" Kai cheesely smiled
"No." Voltaire answered bluntly.
"Well I really love you."
'Okay, he want's something.' Voltaire thought.
Voltaire rubbed his temples (which would be hard to find under all those wrinkles.).
"What would you like?" Voltaire inquired.
"Well I was just wondering if I could keep my air particle. I found it. It was all alone and abandoned. And I was just wondering if I could adopt it...It could be my pet!" Kai said childishly.
"You want it as a pet?" Voltaire asked in disbelief.
"Yes. I even named it! I named it Air particle Hiwatari...or A.P for short!" Kai smiled.
"YOU CAN'T HAVE AN AIRPARTICAL AS A PET!" Voltaire screamed.
"I CAN! I'll love it, and bath it, and play with it everyday. If you don't get it for me I'll draw all over the desk's and wall's with a permanent marker...and I'll set the tree's on fire!" Kai informed his Grandfather.
"You wouldn't!"
"I would, and with no trees...no more wooden desks for your collection!" Kai triumphantly smiled.
"GRRR" "Pwease, just this one pet, Pwease!"
"GRRR, fine! Stupid manipulative boy!" Voltaire gave in.
"HA,HA,Ha...I'm still going to draw all over the walls, and you can't stop me."
FIVE MINUTES LATER...
'He stopped me! I can't believe my own Grandfather stopped me!' Kai thought as he ran a silver mug across the bars of his cage.
Yes cage.
Well what would you do with a child like that.
THREE HOURS LATER...
"Now Kai have you learnt your lesson?"
"In accordance with the prophesy, yes."
"Alright you may come out." Borris said as he unlocked the cage.
"In accordance with the prophesy, thankyou."
"Will you stop saying; 'In accordance with the prophesy'" Borris screamed, he wasn't having a good day...but when you look like he does, you never have a great day.
"In accordance with the prophesy, yes." Kai laughed as he ran down the corridor.
"Evil, demonic, child of doom!" Borris muttered.
IN THE TRAINING ROOM...
"Kai, don't you think that you're in enogh trouble already...do you really need to have a death wish?" Ian asked worridly.
"Pft ,trouble. I wouldn't be in trouble if there wasn't any trouble."
"er..."
"Ah, never-mind...anyway all I'm doing is changing my name."
"Is it possible?" Bryan asked.
"Yeah, I mean you could change your name to 'an obviously innocent boy' and then go and commit a murder...then when you go to the court the judge would have to say; 'we are now trialing 'an obviously innocent boy'. The jury couldn't ever consider you guilty if the judge has already called you innocent." Kai said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"So what are you changing your name to Kai?" Tala asked.
'Knowing Kai it will be something really annoying, yet clever and witty' Tala thought.
"I'm changing my name to Aaaaajohnson Aaaaaaaaaaaasmith."
"Why?" The DemolitionBoys asked confused.
"For the great glory of being first in the phonebook. It can be a Hawaiian name, and I demand that you pronounce each 'a'." Kai...I mean Aaaaajohnson Aaaaaaaaaaaasmith said proudly.
"Alright boy's, time for your training!" Borris yelled.
Borris looked down at the line of boy's infront of him.
"What are you all giggling about?" Borris questioned.
"Oh, nothing Sir...maybe you should check the role now Sir" Tala suggested with evil intent.
"Alright." Borris said a little worried.
He made sure he wasn't near any windows and began to read..."Hiwatari, Kai."
Silence.
"Hiwatari, Kai
."More silence.
"KAI HIWATARI, ANSWER NOW!"
Silence again.
"Kai I can't help but notice that you're not answering to your name. I suggest that the next time your name is spoken, you answer to it...or else." Borris smiled dangerously.
"But it's not my name any more. I changed it."
"You what?" Borris's smile faded.
"I changed it."
"May I ask as to what?"
"Okay...my new name is Aaaaajohnson Aaaaaaaaaaaasmith."
"WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT!" Borris yelled.
"Duh, so I can have the great glory of being first in the phone book...It's a Hawaiian name."
Borris slapped his horrible, butt-ugly, face.
'I knew Kai was competitive...but this is ridiculous.' Borris thought.
"Kai have you ever read the phonebook?" Borris asked.
"MY NAMES NOT KAI! IT'S Aaaaajohnson!" Aaaaajohnson screamed.
"Of course you haven't." Borris continued.
(sweat drop).
"Did you know that Voltaire and you have a private number...which is not in the phonebook, and even if Voltaire and you were in the phonebook it would be under Voltaires name and not your's." Borris informed the boy who was previously named Kai.
The boy who was previously named Kai took out his cell-phone and called the secretary.
"Uh Jess, could you please have my name changed back to 'Kai Alexander Hiwatari'?"
"Of course, hold on a seccy."
silence.
"Done. Okay see you sweetie."
"Bye." Kai smiled.
"Alright I'm kai again!"
"Good."
"Alright now for your punishment, you are to be locked in a very boring room!"
Borris announced.
"Oh yeah, SLEEPOVER!" the boy's screamed whilst running around the room.
FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER...
Borris locked the door to the 'very borring room'.
"Enjoy your punishment, now, okay!" Borris smirked.
"We will." five evil ,yet, not so surprisingly, cute voice's chanted from inside the room.
'Finally, some piece and quiet.' Borris thought...oh how wrong he was!
"SIR!"
"What the...?" Borris said looking down, only to find a six year old boy standing in his way.
"What do you want?" Borris snarled.
"I want you to be my personal trainer. Please, let me be a Demolition boy. I'll try really hard to train and stuff, please!"
"No. Alexander your persistence is starting to annoy me!" Borris said distastefully.
(AN: Alexander was that boy who got thrown out of the abbey in the first series, end commentary.)
Alexander wasn't going to give up that easily...so he did what every pestering child does in this situation...he attached himself to Borris's leg.
"What the hell, get off me you little dust bag, you, you, you EGG!" Borris screamed whilst trying to kick/ throw Alexander off his leg.
"I CAN CHANGE!" Alexander started screaming.
After five minutes Borris just gave up on trying to pry the child off his leg and just walked off with Alexander still attached!
WITH THE DEMOLITION BOYS IN THE 'VERY BORRING ROOM'...
"So what do you wanna' do?" Spencer asked.
"Wow, that's the most Intelligent thing you've said." Ian said in a mocking tone.
"Wha'?" Spencer replied slowly.
"Never mind..."
"Borris said not to pick on me!"
"Yes, yes he did...but, hey, when do we ever listen to goggle man, I mean Borris"
"NEVER!"
"Exactly. Hey, I know a game we can play!" Kai said jumping up and down.
"What?" Tala asked a little scared.
"Bloody knuckles!" Kai smiled with a slight gleam in his eye's.
Everyone ,except Spencer, backed away.
"Alright Spencer...ready?"
Spencer blinked and then looked beside him only to find that he was all alone.
"Do I have too?"
"Yes...you're our sacrifice." Bryan replied bluntly as Tala and Ian nodded in the background.
"But when I played this last time, he..."
Spencer pointed his finger at Kai accusingly
"...hurt me, he broke twelve of my fingers!"
"You only have ten fingers Spencer." Tala said in his usual 'I'm right, you're wrong...like always' tone.
"Then he broke three..."
"two"
"Of my fingers twice."
"Oh come on Spency, this is an entirely different game...altogether."
"This is an entirely different game." the Demolition boys repeated.
Kai looked at them questionably.
"Look, can't we just play another game?"
"Like what?" Kai asked.
"Let's play dress up's!" Bryan smiled.
"er..."
"Do we have to?"
"Yes!" Bryan snapped.
"Okay, okay, okay. Geeze. let's see I get to be the business guy, Ian can be the small boy...or a jockey, er...Spencer you can be a rock, hm...OOOooooOOooOoo, I know ... Bryan can be the..."
"...THE OLD MAN!" Bryan shouted out.
"...the old man...huh...THE OLD MAN! What are you on?"
"I want to be the old man who seems nice, and invites all the little children into his house... but turns out to be an evil monster and ends up eating all the children!"
"You are a strange, strange little boy...but Okay!"
"So Ian's the little boy, right?"
"yep."
"Oh Ian...would you like to come into my house..."
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH...Bryansaneviloldmanwhoisactuallyamonsterandhiscomingtoeatme...AAAAAHHHHHH"
(AN: Translation, Bryan's an evil old man who is actually a monster and his coming to eat me.)
Kai decided to ignore all that and continued.
"Let's see...Tala, you can be the girl."
"But Kai, I don't want to be the girl. Every time we play this...I"M THE FRIGGIN' GIRL!" Tala yelled.
Everyone stoped.
"Well I sure as hell don't want to be the child...I'm going to be the doctor!" Ian said happily.
"But we need a child...I want to eat someone!" Bryan whined.
"I'll be the child! A BOY CHILD!" Tala said with a slight hint of malice in his words.
"But who's going to be the..."
WITH BORRIS (sorry, I know you'd rather be with Kai)...
Borris walked down the very quiet hallway, until he came to a door.
The door had a sign on it, which was in titled 'VOLTAIRES OFFICE'.
Borris opened the door quietly.
"Ahh, there you are Borris. Barneyfrednick here has just informed me of your punishing of my Grandson and co. I'm very pleased and...what is that attached to your leg?"
"Huh, oh that...why it's a child Sir...you know, a small living thing that learns and grows and..."
"I KNOW WHAT A CHILD IS, BORRIS, BUT WHAT IS IT DOING ATTATCHED TO YOUR LEG!" Voltaire screamed as Barneyfrednick snickered in the background.
"Er, well, you see...how about I just get rid of it and then there are no more questions asked?"
"Alright"
"Thankyou Sir." Borris some how managed to detatch the child ,I mean Alexander, from his leg.
"Okay, it's gone"
"Hmmm, Borris I think Barneyfrednick and I should have a quick look at my Grandson's torture."
"Of course Sir, right this way." Borris said leading them out of the office and down the hall.
MEANWHILE...
"Kai...stop tugging at your pigtails" Tala snickered.
Kai was wearing a baby blue dress with pale pastel pink ribbons and bows.
His pigtails were low and were annoying Kai greatly.
"Spencer, this worries me...how did you know how do pigtails so well?" Kai asked suspiciously.
"uh, rock's can't talk." Ian reminded them.
"Hey, little girl can you please get us a drink?"
"Why can't you get it yourself? Us girls have right's you know!" Kai yelled.
"Heh heh heh...make mine Vodka...Kai-leena"
"GRRRRR! NEVER!"
"NOW! As a boy I'm stronger!"
"As a girl I can...KISS YOU!"
"HUH...AHHHHHHH" Tala screamed as he ran around the room with Kai not to far behind.
Kai jumped on to Tala, like a cheetah pouncing on it's prey.
JUST OUTSIDE THAT DOOR...
Voltaire opened the door.
"KAI! What the hell!" Voltaire screamed.
Borris's and Barneyfrednick's jaw's dropped.
"What's going on?" Borris said quietly.
"Secret boy's stuff" Barneyfrednick replied just as quiet.
R.T.B: I really hope you liked it. It seems the chapters are getting more and more random. My mind scares me. Anyway Read and Review.