Ryo stepped into the arena. She waited for Yuffie to come out.

"I hope she wins." said Kairi.

"Eh, she'll do fine!" said Riku as he leaned against the wall and crossed his arms like he always does. "She's Ryo! She can do anything, believe me! She beat me in arm wrestling. Hurky couldn't, and she's a lot bigger than Ryo."

"WHAT?" cried Hurky. "She's stronger than me and you? And she beat you in arm wrestling? Damn..."

"Well-" said Riku.

"Come on, let's have a rematch!" said Hurky.

Riku laughed. "Hurky, Hurky, Hurky..." he said. "You just don't know when to give up!"

So, while the arm wrestling rematch was going on, Yuffie got into the arena.

"I'm fighting a little girl?" asked Yuffie. "Maybe you should go home, little girl."

"For your information, I'm 1,103 years old!" said Ryo. "There's absolutely no way that I'm a little girl!"

"If you're that old, why do you look like you're 10?" asked Yuffie.

"Because I age 1 year every 100 years!" replied Ryo.

Sora was watching what was going on. "Hey, didn't we think Hurky was 19?" he asked.

"Yeah, you did." said Kairi. "And she's really 17."

(It's true that people think I'm older. I went to a community college a month ago and someone thoughtI was a student there because someone asked, "Aren't you supposed to be in class?" and I said, "I'm in high school!" and they said, "Oh, I'm sorry, you look older!" It gets annoying, and people also think my 19 year old sister is 16! AHHH!)

"Hey, Sora, wanna place a bet?" asked Nobody.

"On what?" asked Sora.

"I'll bet 200 munny that Riku wins the arm wrestling match." said Nobody. "You up for it?"

"OK, I'll bet for Hurky to win, and to sweeten the deal, let's make it 500 munny!" said Sora.

Meanwhile, Ryo pulled out her keyblade.

"Whoa, nice keyblade!" said Yuffie.

"Thanks, it's made of a substance called Angel's Tears!" said Ryo. "It's harder than diamonds, but light as a feather! And it's got these cute little wings where I hold it and it's got a gold star with Angel's Tear wings! And there's pretty little moon on the blade! I love my keybade!"

"HEY!" called Phil. "YOU TWO BETTER START FIGHTING OR YOU'RE BOTH DISQUALIFIED!"

Yuffie gasped. "Let's start the fight!" she said. She threw two ninja stars at Ryo.

"EEK!" cried Ryo, and she used her keyblade to block the ninja stars. "Ninja stars? Is that all you've got?" She swung the keyblade at Yuffie and then Yuffie did a cartwheel.

"Come and get it!" she said. (Hey, she said that in the game. It gets pretty annoying after a while!)

"Hey, get over here!" cried Ryo. She began to chase Yuffie around the arena, while swinging her keyblade at the same time. "I just wanna hit you!"

Sora began to laugh. "This is hilarious!" he said.

"Hey Sora, guess who won the bet?" asked Nobody.

"Me?" asked Sora, sounding all hopeful.

"Nope, I did!" said Nobody gleefully. "Hurky lost, so pay up!"

Sora sighed and paid her 500 munny. He then turned to the arena and saw Ryo chasing Yuffie. "HEY, RYO, NEED SOME MOTIVATION?" he called.

"I COULD SURE GO FOR SOME RIGHT NOW!" called Ryo.

"GOOD, YOU'RE AN OLD HAG!" called Sora. "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE DRUGSTORE AND BUY YOURSELF A CANE? OR A WALKER? AND WHILE YOU'RE THERE, GO PICK UP SOME GLUE FOR YOUR FALSE TEETH?"

Ryo growled. "I'M NOT AN OLD HAG!" she cried. She suddenly ran faster and actually whacked Yuffie with her keyblade.

"Whoa! She's really mad!" said Riku.

Ryo then kept whacking Yuffie in anger and finally, Yuffie finally decided to forfeit.

"She's just too strong when she's mad!" said Yuffie as she walked away.

Ryo finally got back with her friends, except that she whacked Sora with her keyblade. "Dimwit!" she said.

"OW!" cried Sora. "What was that for?"

"You call that motivation?" asked Ryo. "To call me an old hag and telling me to go to the drugstore to buy a walker and glue for my false teeth! By the time I do that,you'll be long dead!" She hit Sora again.

"Whoa, calm down." said Riku. "He just wanted to make you mad enough so that you could win."

"Riku's right." said Kairi.

"OK, but next time, I'll chop Sora's head off with my keyblade!" said Ryo.

"Up next is Donald Duck vs. Sephiroth!" announced Phil.

"Well, it's my turn." said Donald. "Wish me luck!"

"Oh, drink this for good luck!" said Goofy as he handed Donald a glass of an orange drink.

"Orange juice?" asked Donald.

"Well, yes, itis orange juice, but it's got tequila in it!" said Goofy.

"OK, cheers!" said Donald and with that, he gulped the drink down and left.

"Hey, can I have some?" asked Hurky.

"You can't, you're under 21!" said Goofy.

"Well, I'm way over 21!" said Ryo. "Can I have some?"

"Nope, you don't look it!" said Goofy.

Donald stepped onto the arena and Phil called for them to start fighting.

Donald casta fire spell on Sephiroth. However, Sephy yawned. "Is that the best you've got?" he asked.

"AHHHHHH!" screamed Donald, throwing one of his famous temper tantrums.

Meanwhile, Riku pulled out a pack of cards. "Hey, let's play poker!" he said.

"Ooh, can we make it strip poker?" asked Sora.

"SORA!" cried all the girls. Ryo whacked Sora with her keyblade again.

"OW!" whined Sora. "OK, fine. No strip poker."

Donald releaseda thunder attack on Sephy, and then Sephy released an ultimate fire attack, therefore nearly cooking Donald.

"cough!" coughed Donald and a puff of black smoke came out of his mouth.

"Mmm, mmm, I sure would love a roasted orange and tequila duck!" said Sephy.

"WAAAAAAAAKKKKKK!" cried Donald as he ran out of the arena.

"And Donald Duck forfeits!" called Phil.

Meawhile, everyone else was playing poker.

"Hmm, something smells like an orange tequila duck." said Riku. "Hey, who's up for some chinese food?"

"Ooh, I am!" said Hurky. "Orange chicken is awesome!"

"So's teriyaki!" said Kairi.

"Hey, I'll arm wrestle against Hurky to see who has to go buy some!" said Riku.

"Better let Sora do it!" said Nobody. "Otherwise, you'll win and Hurky ends up getting the food..."