A/N: I'm back sorry it took so long teachers piled homework on me anyway on
with the chapter
Chapter 3 Fk the time line
Albus led his two saddened grandchildren back to the leaky cauldron from there they flooed to Potter Manor (Well it's more like a smaller version of Hogwarts but anyway). When they got there Albus called James, Remus and Sirius to where they were. Within minutes they could hear the boys running from somewhere in the mini castle. When they entered the room and saw Harry and Hermione, they stopped and stared in amazement. Sirius was the first one to speak
"Wow, they could pass as James and Lily's clones." Sirius muttered
"Except for the eyes, that is." Remus added, blushing when Hermione grinned at him. Everyone looked at James, who was opening and closing his mouth.
"Jamesie boy, you look like a goldfish" Sirius said, waving a hand in front of James's face. James completely ignored Sirius and grinned goofily at Hermione.
"Will you go out with me?" he asked Hermione dreamily (A/N: is that even a word? Oh well, it is now).
"No and before you ask why, I have two reasons. Number one, I don't know you and number two you're my cousin. I don't do incest." Hermione answered. "But I wouldn't mind going out with your brown haired friend." she added grinning at Remus again.
"Of course you wouldn't sweetie. Everyone wants a bit of Siriusness (A/N: I couldn't help it I had to give Sirius his own adjective)" Sirius said putting his arm around Hermione and smirking.
"Sirius Black, how many times do I have to tell you my policies for chatting up my estranged cousins from..." James stopped and turned to Hermione, "Where are you from?" He asked and put his arm around Sirius.
"Australia." She answered, trying not to laugh at Sirius's scared face.
"Thanks. My estranged cousins from Australia, when she or he clearly wants Mooney. I mean, good god man your hair isn't even brown." James continued while leading Sirius away.
"I can dye it!" Sirius exclaimed defensively. Hermione couldn't help it anymore. She cracked up laughing.
"What?" Remus asked confused.
"Nothing he just reminds me of our friend, Ron Weasley." Hermione answered shrugging.
"Now that you mention it he does." Harry replied. "I'm going to miss the whole Weasley family, well except Percy." he added.
"Well I must get going I have people to meet." Dumbledore said as he walked away.
"See you gramps." Harry called after him. Remus raised his eyebrows.
"So umm... what's your name?" Remus asked Hermione.
"Oh my God, I can't believe I haven't told you my name. It's Hermione." She answered blushing.
"Eloquence." Remus replied.
"Well, that doesn't normally apply to me, I'm more my mythological counterpart." Hermione replied blushing.
"Ok, I'm confused, so I am going to go. Have any ideas on where my cousin went?" Harry asked Remus
"Umm... yeah. Go out that door then go up the stairs four flights. Then it is the last door on your right." Remus answered, pointing to the door that Sirius and James went through a minute ago.
"Thanks and your name is?" Harry asked.
"Oh Remus Lupin" Remus answered. Harry nodded and walked out of the room.
"Wolf." Hermione replied. Remus spun around to her looking worried.
"Wh-wh-what?" Remus questioned.
"Your last name it means wolf" Hermione answered. Remus let out a sigh of relief, "Plus you do have some wolfish characteristics." She answered.
"What makes you say that?" He asked, sounding worried again.
"Harry and I had a friend who was a werewolf you remind me of him." She answered, laughing silently. "Anyone would think you're- oh my God you are, aren't you? You're a werewolf?" Hermione questioned. "We didn't stop being friends with him because he's a werewolf we didn't even stop being friends." Hermione added.
"Yes I am" Remus answered. "But why did you say he was your friend. I mean surely moving doesn't effect that?" He added. Hermione covered her eyes and bit down on her lip. "Hermione are you ok?" He asked putting his hands on her shoulders. Hermione looked up at him.
"Why him?" she muttered then fainted.
"Oh crap umm... HARRY COME HERE QUICK HERMIONE FAINTED!" Remus called out. Harry came running into the room a couple of seconds later.
"What happened?" Harry asked.
"We were talking about your friend the werewolf. The last words she said were why him then she just fainted." Remus answered.
"Crap! Get James and Sirius now we have to get her to St Mungo's right away!" Harry ordered. Remus didn't have to be told twice he ran out of the room and came back a minute later with James and Sirius following behind.
"What happened?" James asked worried.
"I'll explain when we get her to St Mungo's, but I need floo powder now." Harry replied, picking Hermione up and cradling her in his arms. James nodded his head and went and got a flowerpot from beside the fireplace and held it out for Harry. He took a handful and walked into the fireplace. "St Mungo's!" He roared still holding on tight to Hermione. James was about to go next when Remus stopped him.
"Your grandpa went out and we don't know where he has gone." Remus told James.
"Ok then. Sirius, get me some parchment and a quill, Mooney, you go ahead." James replied. Remus nodded and went to the fireplace, floo powder in hand.
"St Mungo's!" He shouted. When he got to St Mungo's he could hear Harry shouting at someone at a desk.
"SHE NEEDS A HEALER NOW! I DON'T CARE IF THE BLOODY MINISTER OF MAGIC IS FEELING A BIT SICK!!! IF SHE DOSEN'T SEE ONE RIGHT NOW I COULD LOSE HER FOREVER AND THAT WOULD PISS ME OFF, YOU DON'T WANT TO PISS ME OFF SO GET ME A SODDING HEALER NOW!" Harry ordered.
"Sir please calm down, I do not think she is going to die because she fainted." The woman at the front desk said, trying to calm Harry down.
"SHE HAS NOT JUST FAINTED, YOU INCOMPETENT WITCH! SHE IS IN AN EMOTIONALLY INDUCED COMA DO YOU AT LEAST KNOW WHAT THAT IS?" Harry questioned, his voice getting louder at every word.
"Oh no! We have to get her to a healer right now." The witch said looking pale.She led Harry (still holding Hermione tight) down a hallway. After a minute James and Sirius came up behind Remus.
"A little warning to both of you, don't piss off Harry." Remus muttered to James and Sirius.
"Why? What's wrong with Hermione?" James asked.
"She's in an Emotionally Induced Coma." Remus answered.
"Oh crap that's bad." James said "But if you had any doubts on whether she is related to me then drop them right now." He added.
"That's what happened to you during the sorting ceremony isn't it?" Sirius asked.
"Yep." James answered. "But it isn't that bad for people under thirteen." He added.
Just then the woman that had been behind the main desk came back looking pale as ever.
"That woman looks like we have just pulled a prank on her." Sirius commented.
"I think she would have loved that compared to what she got." Remus replied.
"What did she get?" Sirius asked.
"You know what James's temper is like. Well double that and aim it at one person." Remus answered.
"Ouch!" Sirius commented.
"Why are we all just standing here?" James asked looking around.
"I dunno." Sirius and Remus answered.
"Well, I'll ask that lady where she took Harry." James said and started to walk towards the woman. When she saw James she froze in fear. Remus and Sirius snickered. "Excuse me, miss. My cousin arrived just a little while ago, with my other cousin in his arms. He looks just like me except he has green eyes. I was wondering if you could tell me where he went?" James asked sweetly.
"Ward 5, room 278." She answered still extremely pale.
"Thanks. Oh and just so you know, if my cousin doesn't make it through this, we will sue." James replied and walked off. Remus and Sirius followed behind looking back at the woman who looked like she was about to go into an Emotionally Induced Coma herself.
James, Remus and Sirius went down a long corridor until they reached room 278. They looked through the glass to see Harry's head on Hermione's stomach. It looked like he was crying.
"Poor guy he has already lost two people close to him, now he may lose a third." One of the medi-witches said as she exited the room. James, Sirius and Remus knocked on the door and went in.
"How is she?" Sirius asked seriously.
"Don't know if she is going to come through yet. All we can do is wait for some sign that she can hear, then I've got to talk her out of it." Harry answered, covering his eyes.
"It's ok to cry. I am close to crying and I only know Hermione's name." Sirius said walking over to Harry and sitting in the chair next to him. Harry looked at him.
"I need her. I don't know what I would do without her. She has always been the smart one. The one to hold herself together in tough times. The one to solve the mysteries. Even when she was grieving as much as me she was still strong but I guess that was a bad thing since she is here now. She pulled me out of mine now I have to do the same thing." Harry cried. (A/N: I am making up that the same thing happened to Harry two days before school ended)
"She will be ok Harry. Every person in our family has pulled out of an EIC and I don't think Hermione is going to be the first not to." James said, sitting down on the other side of Harry.
Hermione's hand moved slightly under Harry's.
"Hermione I need you more than anything. You are my best friend and my twin. All my life I was missing something until I got to school, until I became friends with you. Sure Ron was great and everything but he just wasn't you. I need you to survive Hermione. I told you about the prophecy, well I can't kick his ass without you. I mean it Hermione if you go I am going with you." Harry cried.
"Harry Potter if you even dare to try and kill yourself I will come back from the dead and hunt down you down." Hermione threatened sternly though her voice weak.
"Hey sis, how are you?" Harry asked wiping his eyes.
"I feel like crap, but otherwise I just need to talk to you." Hermione answered.
"What is it?" Harry asked.
"I had a vision while I was in there. A vision that we were 11, going off to Hogwarts, our parents in the background. We can make that happen Harry. We can change things for the better." Hermione answered.
"But what about not messing up the timeline, not interfering?" Harry questioned, though you could tell by the tone of his voice that he loved the idea.
"Fuck the timeline. It is not like we are going back anyway. Plus we can make things happen how we want." Hermione replied.
"Ok then, I'm in." Harry grinned.
"Not to sound rude or anything, but what the hell are you two talking bout?" James asked. Hermione took a breath.
"James we have a confession to make. We aren't your cousins from Australia." Hermione started.
"We are your children from the future." Harry continued.
"Children." James muttered then fainted.
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Chapter 3 Fk the time line
Albus led his two saddened grandchildren back to the leaky cauldron from there they flooed to Potter Manor (Well it's more like a smaller version of Hogwarts but anyway). When they got there Albus called James, Remus and Sirius to where they were. Within minutes they could hear the boys running from somewhere in the mini castle. When they entered the room and saw Harry and Hermione, they stopped and stared in amazement. Sirius was the first one to speak
"Wow, they could pass as James and Lily's clones." Sirius muttered
"Except for the eyes, that is." Remus added, blushing when Hermione grinned at him. Everyone looked at James, who was opening and closing his mouth.
"Jamesie boy, you look like a goldfish" Sirius said, waving a hand in front of James's face. James completely ignored Sirius and grinned goofily at Hermione.
"Will you go out with me?" he asked Hermione dreamily (A/N: is that even a word? Oh well, it is now).
"No and before you ask why, I have two reasons. Number one, I don't know you and number two you're my cousin. I don't do incest." Hermione answered. "But I wouldn't mind going out with your brown haired friend." she added grinning at Remus again.
"Of course you wouldn't sweetie. Everyone wants a bit of Siriusness (A/N: I couldn't help it I had to give Sirius his own adjective)" Sirius said putting his arm around Hermione and smirking.
"Sirius Black, how many times do I have to tell you my policies for chatting up my estranged cousins from..." James stopped and turned to Hermione, "Where are you from?" He asked and put his arm around Sirius.
"Australia." She answered, trying not to laugh at Sirius's scared face.
"Thanks. My estranged cousins from Australia, when she or he clearly wants Mooney. I mean, good god man your hair isn't even brown." James continued while leading Sirius away.
"I can dye it!" Sirius exclaimed defensively. Hermione couldn't help it anymore. She cracked up laughing.
"What?" Remus asked confused.
"Nothing he just reminds me of our friend, Ron Weasley." Hermione answered shrugging.
"Now that you mention it he does." Harry replied. "I'm going to miss the whole Weasley family, well except Percy." he added.
"Well I must get going I have people to meet." Dumbledore said as he walked away.
"See you gramps." Harry called after him. Remus raised his eyebrows.
"So umm... what's your name?" Remus asked Hermione.
"Oh my God, I can't believe I haven't told you my name. It's Hermione." She answered blushing.
"Eloquence." Remus replied.
"Well, that doesn't normally apply to me, I'm more my mythological counterpart." Hermione replied blushing.
"Ok, I'm confused, so I am going to go. Have any ideas on where my cousin went?" Harry asked Remus
"Umm... yeah. Go out that door then go up the stairs four flights. Then it is the last door on your right." Remus answered, pointing to the door that Sirius and James went through a minute ago.
"Thanks and your name is?" Harry asked.
"Oh Remus Lupin" Remus answered. Harry nodded and walked out of the room.
"Wolf." Hermione replied. Remus spun around to her looking worried.
"Wh-wh-what?" Remus questioned.
"Your last name it means wolf" Hermione answered. Remus let out a sigh of relief, "Plus you do have some wolfish characteristics." She answered.
"What makes you say that?" He asked, sounding worried again.
"Harry and I had a friend who was a werewolf you remind me of him." She answered, laughing silently. "Anyone would think you're- oh my God you are, aren't you? You're a werewolf?" Hermione questioned. "We didn't stop being friends with him because he's a werewolf we didn't even stop being friends." Hermione added.
"Yes I am" Remus answered. "But why did you say he was your friend. I mean surely moving doesn't effect that?" He added. Hermione covered her eyes and bit down on her lip. "Hermione are you ok?" He asked putting his hands on her shoulders. Hermione looked up at him.
"Why him?" she muttered then fainted.
"Oh crap umm... HARRY COME HERE QUICK HERMIONE FAINTED!" Remus called out. Harry came running into the room a couple of seconds later.
"What happened?" Harry asked.
"We were talking about your friend the werewolf. The last words she said were why him then she just fainted." Remus answered.
"Crap! Get James and Sirius now we have to get her to St Mungo's right away!" Harry ordered. Remus didn't have to be told twice he ran out of the room and came back a minute later with James and Sirius following behind.
"What happened?" James asked worried.
"I'll explain when we get her to St Mungo's, but I need floo powder now." Harry replied, picking Hermione up and cradling her in his arms. James nodded his head and went and got a flowerpot from beside the fireplace and held it out for Harry. He took a handful and walked into the fireplace. "St Mungo's!" He roared still holding on tight to Hermione. James was about to go next when Remus stopped him.
"Your grandpa went out and we don't know where he has gone." Remus told James.
"Ok then. Sirius, get me some parchment and a quill, Mooney, you go ahead." James replied. Remus nodded and went to the fireplace, floo powder in hand.
"St Mungo's!" He shouted. When he got to St Mungo's he could hear Harry shouting at someone at a desk.
"SHE NEEDS A HEALER NOW! I DON'T CARE IF THE BLOODY MINISTER OF MAGIC IS FEELING A BIT SICK!!! IF SHE DOSEN'T SEE ONE RIGHT NOW I COULD LOSE HER FOREVER AND THAT WOULD PISS ME OFF, YOU DON'T WANT TO PISS ME OFF SO GET ME A SODDING HEALER NOW!" Harry ordered.
"Sir please calm down, I do not think she is going to die because she fainted." The woman at the front desk said, trying to calm Harry down.
"SHE HAS NOT JUST FAINTED, YOU INCOMPETENT WITCH! SHE IS IN AN EMOTIONALLY INDUCED COMA DO YOU AT LEAST KNOW WHAT THAT IS?" Harry questioned, his voice getting louder at every word.
"Oh no! We have to get her to a healer right now." The witch said looking pale.She led Harry (still holding Hermione tight) down a hallway. After a minute James and Sirius came up behind Remus.
"A little warning to both of you, don't piss off Harry." Remus muttered to James and Sirius.
"Why? What's wrong with Hermione?" James asked.
"She's in an Emotionally Induced Coma." Remus answered.
"Oh crap that's bad." James said "But if you had any doubts on whether she is related to me then drop them right now." He added.
"That's what happened to you during the sorting ceremony isn't it?" Sirius asked.
"Yep." James answered. "But it isn't that bad for people under thirteen." He added.
Just then the woman that had been behind the main desk came back looking pale as ever.
"That woman looks like we have just pulled a prank on her." Sirius commented.
"I think she would have loved that compared to what she got." Remus replied.
"What did she get?" Sirius asked.
"You know what James's temper is like. Well double that and aim it at one person." Remus answered.
"Ouch!" Sirius commented.
"Why are we all just standing here?" James asked looking around.
"I dunno." Sirius and Remus answered.
"Well, I'll ask that lady where she took Harry." James said and started to walk towards the woman. When she saw James she froze in fear. Remus and Sirius snickered. "Excuse me, miss. My cousin arrived just a little while ago, with my other cousin in his arms. He looks just like me except he has green eyes. I was wondering if you could tell me where he went?" James asked sweetly.
"Ward 5, room 278." She answered still extremely pale.
"Thanks. Oh and just so you know, if my cousin doesn't make it through this, we will sue." James replied and walked off. Remus and Sirius followed behind looking back at the woman who looked like she was about to go into an Emotionally Induced Coma herself.
James, Remus and Sirius went down a long corridor until they reached room 278. They looked through the glass to see Harry's head on Hermione's stomach. It looked like he was crying.
"Poor guy he has already lost two people close to him, now he may lose a third." One of the medi-witches said as she exited the room. James, Sirius and Remus knocked on the door and went in.
"How is she?" Sirius asked seriously.
"Don't know if she is going to come through yet. All we can do is wait for some sign that she can hear, then I've got to talk her out of it." Harry answered, covering his eyes.
"It's ok to cry. I am close to crying and I only know Hermione's name." Sirius said walking over to Harry and sitting in the chair next to him. Harry looked at him.
"I need her. I don't know what I would do without her. She has always been the smart one. The one to hold herself together in tough times. The one to solve the mysteries. Even when she was grieving as much as me she was still strong but I guess that was a bad thing since she is here now. She pulled me out of mine now I have to do the same thing." Harry cried. (A/N: I am making up that the same thing happened to Harry two days before school ended)
"She will be ok Harry. Every person in our family has pulled out of an EIC and I don't think Hermione is going to be the first not to." James said, sitting down on the other side of Harry.
Hermione's hand moved slightly under Harry's.
"Hermione I need you more than anything. You are my best friend and my twin. All my life I was missing something until I got to school, until I became friends with you. Sure Ron was great and everything but he just wasn't you. I need you to survive Hermione. I told you about the prophecy, well I can't kick his ass without you. I mean it Hermione if you go I am going with you." Harry cried.
"Harry Potter if you even dare to try and kill yourself I will come back from the dead and hunt down you down." Hermione threatened sternly though her voice weak.
"Hey sis, how are you?" Harry asked wiping his eyes.
"I feel like crap, but otherwise I just need to talk to you." Hermione answered.
"What is it?" Harry asked.
"I had a vision while I was in there. A vision that we were 11, going off to Hogwarts, our parents in the background. We can make that happen Harry. We can change things for the better." Hermione answered.
"But what about not messing up the timeline, not interfering?" Harry questioned, though you could tell by the tone of his voice that he loved the idea.
"Fuck the timeline. It is not like we are going back anyway. Plus we can make things happen how we want." Hermione replied.
"Ok then, I'm in." Harry grinned.
"Not to sound rude or anything, but what the hell are you two talking bout?" James asked. Hermione took a breath.
"James we have a confession to make. We aren't your cousins from Australia." Hermione started.
"We are your children from the future." Harry continued.
"Children." James muttered then fainted.
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Luv you all, Goldie
