A/N: Sorry this took so long I got a bad virus and I wasn't aloud out of bed till a few days ago then I had to study for maths and English exams. Had my English today, then I have my maths tomorrow. Anywho, on with the chapter.

Chapter 5

The next morning, from the time they woke up, the boys were complaining that they didn't get any dinner last night.

"Look, if you all shut your faces until we get back or I get an aspirin, I will cook each of you your favourite foods." Lily offered.

"Yes, same here." Hermione added. "Or we could just shut your faces for you."

"And how, may I ask, will you be doing that?" Harry asked.

"I don't know. I was thinking along the lines of gagging you, James and Sirius." Hermione answered.

"What about me?" Remus asked.

"I was thinking of covering your mouth with something else." She answered.

"Like yours." James and Sirius suggested sniggering.

"Exactly." Hermione replied. Remus blushed and Harry got an evil gleam in his eyes.

"I think it is time for Remus and me to have a man to man chat." Harry said, rubbing his hands together.

"Harry don't do a Ron on me, Dean dumped Ginny because of it." Hermione moaned. Remus fell out of his bed. "See, you made him faint already."

"No he didn't. I just fell out of bed." Remus said standing up "I don't mind having a little chat with Harry anyway." He added.

"Let's go already!" Sirius shouted. The six walked out of the hospital room and to the fireplaces.

(After breakfast in some room with Harry, Remus, James and Sirius)

"Now, I think it is time for that little chat Remus." Harry said.

"Yes I think I might help with that." James and Sirius added.

"Ok." Remus replied.

"So do you promise not to take advantage of her?" Harry asked.

"Yes." Remus answered.

"Do you promise to wait for her?" James asked.

"Yes."

"Do you promise not to cheat on her?" Sirius asked.

"Yes."

"And finally do you promise not to break her heart?" Harry asked.

"Yes."

"Ok, that's it. Now I think James would have some questions for me." Harry said, making himself comfortable on the couch.

"Yeah I do. WHO THE HELL IS YOUR MOTHER?" He asked.

"Oh that I thought you would have figured that out ages ago. It is Lily." Harry answered.

"Ok now just tell us about yours and Hermione's life." James said.

"Let's see...we were born on the 31st of July. A year later, you and Mum were killed by moldy-shorts because a supposed friend betrayed you both. Hermione and I were separated; muggle parents raised her while I was raised by my muggle aunt and uncle who hated me. When I was eleven I went to Hogwarts met Hermione but didn't know she was my twin. We also met Ron and the three of us became best friends. Our first year we thought our potions professor was trying to steal the Philosopher's Stone for Voldy, but it turned out it was our defence teacher. Second year Voldy possessed Ron's little sister and set a basilisk on every one. People thought it was me, but really I'm only linked to Sally..."

Salazar: Hey, I heard that.

Harry: I thought you guys were gone.

Rowena: Nope we are never gone just remain silent.

Hermione: What the hell? You guys just started talking in my head.

Godric: I know isn't it cool bounces up and down excitedly while clapping his hands

"Ah Harry, you ok?" Sirius asked. "You blanked out on us just then."

"Yeah, just talking to the four founders of Hogwarts." Harry answered.

Merlin: Albus and Minerva will be home soon.

Harry and Hermione: Ok cool thanks Grandpa Merlz.

Merlin: Why oh why did I have children?

"You're talking to the four founders?" James, Sirius and Remus asked in awe.

"Yeah, Godric, Hermione and I call Merlin Grandpa Merlz just to piss him off." Harry answered.

Harry: Can James talk to any of you?

Merlin: Yes he can talk to me, Rowena and unfortunately...

Godric: ME MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Hermione: Why can't he talk to all of you?

Merlin: Well the thing about that is you need to be connected to the person in some way.

Helga: You are also one of my decedents. Your mother comes from a long line of squibs who descended from me and you are connected to Salazar through your scars which are connected to Tom who is Sal's descendent.

(Down with the girls)

"Hermione can I ask you a favour?" Lily asked

"Of course. What is it?" Hermione replied.

"Well, I was wondering if you could, umm well...help me get James." Lily said.

"Cool. Not many people know it, but I love to play match maker." Hermione said. "Plus it won't be that hard since he is already head over heels for you."

"I guess it is the looks." Lily replied and jokingly posed like a supermodel. "I mean, look how long you knew Remus and his already getting 'the chat' from your brother."

"Nice to see that the two of you girls are getting along nicely." Albus said. The girls jumped.

Hermione: Could have warned me that he was going to do that.

Godric: But that would take all the fun out of life.

Hermione (sarcastically): Ha-ha very funny.

Godric: I know, isn't it?

"Professor McGonagall." Lily said surprised.

"Miss Evans." Minerva replied. "Ah and this must be my long lost granddaughter. I wondered if there was something was going on when I heard the name Potter." She added and went over and hugged Hermione.

Hermione: Harry, get your ass down here.

Harry: Why?

Hermione: Because I said so and your second favourite professor is here.

Harry: Ok, ok I'm a coming.

"HERMY!" Harry called out when he came into the room.

"What Wawwy?" Hermione replied.

"Nothing really, just felt like calling you Hermy." Harry said.

"Umm... Potter, the hazel eyed one, can I talk to you alone?" Lily asked. James grinned at her.

"Sure thing Evans." James answered happily they walked into one of the side chambers.

"Well I want to apologise for calling you a disgusting, perverted, male pig." Lily apologised.

"What about Bigheaded git?" James asked.

"I'm apologising here not denying the truth." Lily answered.

"You really think I am that bigheaded." James asked.

"Yeah." Lily answered.

"Well then I am going to change. From today on if I act bigheaded you can wack me over the head." James said. Lily beamed at him. She leaned in and pecked him on the lips then walked out. James stared open mouthed at her back then followed.

A/N: Sorry it is so short I promise next one will be longer. Thanks to my Loyal reviewers and loyal beta