Disclaimer: I do not own Harry potter or any of the related characters… yada, yada, yada.
Authors note: I am so sorry this took so long but I will hopefully update more frequently from now on. Also there is a hint that there is going to be a hint at Harry Sirius so if you don't like that don't read I don't want to get any flames for it.
Chapter Six; Parks, Snape, Sirius shirtless, Harry's you no what thoughts, talks with Mooney and lessons
Two weeks had passed and Harry and Hermione had settled in really well. They had decided it was for the best to keep Lily in the dark about the twin's real identity since her and James had only just started getting along. James had not yet stoped being a big headed git but was getting better and better since his head had been constantly sore after being hit twenty times in one day.
The group of six were currently heading to a wizarding park to plan what they were going to do for James's birthday which was in five days and to get out of the house because they were driving Albus and Minerva crazy.
"Ooh swings" Lily and Hermione squealed. Harry and Sirius rolled their eyes but Remus and James just followed the girls like love sick puppies.
"I'm so glad you don't have a girlfriend then I would be all alone" Harry said to Sirius.
"Now we can't have that can we" Sirius joked.
"Of corse not" Harry replied
Harry: Hey Guys-
Helga and Rowena: ahem
Harry: sorry, and gals, what do you think we should do for James's sixteenth
Godric: What they did the first time round
Salazar: Even I will admit that was a good party
Hermione: It must have been good for Sally to admit it
Harry: what did they do?
Rowena: They went to an underage muggle club in London then they went back to the leaky Cauldron and got completely drunk.
Harry: Cool I'll tell Siri
Hermione: Siri?
Harry: it was the first thing that came to my head
"Siri I've got an idea for James's Party" Harry said to Sirius.
"Cool what is it?" Sirius asked.
"Well it's actually what you guys did the first time round and even Sally mentioned that it was good. You went to an underage club in muggle London then went back to the leaky Cauldron" Harry answered.
"Let's go tell Jamesie boy then you can push me on the swings" Sirius said and ran off.
"Hey no fair" Harry protested running after him
Hermione: they would make such a good couple
Harry: WTF who the hell are you talking bout herms?
Hermione: Ooops did I say that in my head? I meant to say it out loud.
Godric: snort Smart one
Hermione: Oy shut it
Harry caught up with Sirius and talked him to the ground.
"Now who is going to be pushing who?" Harry asked the blue eyed teen
"You, me" Sirius answered innocently.
"Don't you try to play innocent with me, that's like Gred and Forge trying to be innocent" Harry replied. "Now try again"
"Me, you" Sirius replied.
"That's better" Harry said. He got up and held out his hand. Both teens felt an electric shock pulse through there bodies when their hands touched
"Weird" both of them said at the same time and Harry ran off towards the swings.
"Hurry up you slow person" Harry called back.
"Why if it isn't a bunch of Gryffindorks" A greasy voice said form behind Sirius
Godric: I resent that
"What do you want Snivilus?" Sirius asked.
"Just to wish Potter a happy birthday" Snape sneered.
"But our birthday was two weeks ago Snivilus you're a bit late" Harry said.
"Or to early since mine is in five days" James added joining Harry's side
"Oh and Snivilus don't forget, a years detention" Hermione said. James, Sirius, Remus and lily all looked at Hermione wondering what she was going on about. "Well Snivi-poo here thought I was Lilykins the other day and called me a mud blood in return I called him a greasy haired slime ball, then grandpa came in and told me to play nicely" James looked appalled at the thought of his grand father telling his 'cousin' to play nicely with Severus Snape. "Harry of corse said that Pro- Snivilus had called one of us a mud blood, which the grease ball denied. Grandpa then congratulated Snape on being a crap liar and told him that if he called lily what he called me then he would have a years worth of detentions" Hermione explained
Harry: close call with the professor thing
Hermione: I guess old habits die hard
Godric: Snivi-poo I like it
"Snivi-poo I like it" James mussed. Harry and Hermione looked at each other and cracked up. "What?" James asked.
"Someone who is related to us but can only talk to me and Hermione right now said the same thing" Harry explained. James smirked.
"Great minds think alike" James said proudly. All except Snape and James snorted trying to hold back laughter. "Snivilus you come to wish me a happy birthday and didn't bring a present" James pouted.
"Don't worry potter I brought you a present" Snape walked up to the Gryffindor and punched him in the nose.
"Bloody bastard" James cursed holding his nose, which was bleeding, with his hand. Snape realised that what he did was a bad idea since the other five advanced on the slytherin, growling and bearing their teeth.
"I'd run if I was you Snape because no one besides me hits my man and gets away with it" Lily warned. Snape followed lily's advice and ran but it didn't help much since the read head followed him. Harry and the rest would have helped but lily was doing such a good job plus Hermione and Sirius were busy doing other things. Hermione talking pictures of lily beating the crap out of Snape and Sirius had taken off his shirt and gave it to James to help stop the bleeding. Harry couldn't help but let his eyes room over the toned and tanned chest of Sirius Black
Harry: bad Harry, bad
Hermione: What's up? You only sound like dobby when something really bothers you
Rowena: Our little Harry is having hormonal thoughts
Harry no I'm not
Sally, Godric, Merlin, Rowena and Helga: Yes you are admit it
Harry: Never!
Hermione (squealing): Oooooh my little Harry is growing up
Harry: I WAS NOT HAVING YOU NO WHAT THOUGHTS ABOUT SIRIUS
Hermione: Knew you would cave. Sirius huh?
Harry: Kill me now
"Harry and someone sitting in the tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g first comes love then comes marriage then comes shagg-" Hermione started chanting but Harry cut her off with his hand since he knew what the rest would have been "then comes shagging Sirius all day and night"
Hermione's chant had caused James to stop his rant on numerous ways to kill Snape and both he and Sirius started teasing the green eyed boy.
"I do not like anyone it's just Hermione and the founders taking something out of context that wasn't even their in the first place" Harry said, frustrated
"Sure it wasn't" Remus said smirking from over at the swings
Harry: damn it can't I check out a guy without anyone noticing these days?
Hermione: Of corse not you're the-boy-who-lived-to-have-to-many-hyphens-in-his-name
Helga and Rowena: Harry and Sirius sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g…
Harry: Shut up all of you just shut up
"Don't worry Harry I'm not going to tease you about it like these buffoons just if you need to talk I've been told by people I would make a good councillor and what is said between us stays between us" Remus said. Harry got what he was saying. 'I know you were checking out Sirius and if you need anyone to talk to about it I'm here and I wont tell James and Sirius about it'
"Thanks Mooney I'll take you up on that" Harry replied feeling a bit better.
"What's wrong with me or James?" Sirius asked sounding a bit hurt. Harry, Hermione and Remus looked between each other knowing that they couldn't tell him the truth. 'Well the reason this all started was because I was checking you out' yep that would make for a great conversation.
"Really Sirius use what ever brains you have and think you and James were just teasing him would he really go to you to talk about it" Lily said. Harry thanked Merlin for the green eyed red head.
Helga: Hey at least thank the right person here
Harry: Sorry Helga
Lily then walked over to James. "Oh my baby did the mean slytherin hurt you give me a look" James took Sirius's blood soaked shirt away from his nose and winced in pain as lily examined it. "That slime ball is so gonna pay this year no one hurts you except me oh and Sirius, Remus, Hermione and Harry can hit you over the head and such" the said.
"Remind me not to get on your bad side" Sirius said in awe looking over at Snape who was on the ground withering in pain. "If Jamesie boy wasn't madly in love with you and we didn't bat for the same team I would probably ask you to marry me right here and now" He added.
"Why are the new kids always the last to know these things?" Hermione asked
"Well you knew half of it" Sirius offered as an apology.
"Padfoot here sits on the fence" James explained.
"What a coincidence so dose Harry, isn't that right brother dearest of mine" Hermione asked.
"Y-yeah but um shouldn't we be getting home so we can heal James's nose?" Harry asked. "I don't think it's meant to bleed that long" He added. As the group walked back to Potter Manor Harry and Remus lagged behind.
"I'm guessing you want that chat even more now?" Remus asked.
"Yeah thanks for that Remus it means a lot to me to have someone I can talk to besides Hermione I mean I love her to death but she isn't a guy" Harry replied.
"Hey what else is your sister's boyfriend for?" Remus joked.
After the group of six got back and had healed James's nose Harry and Remus walked off to Potter Manor's room of requirement. Harry walked back and forth three times in front of a painting of Godric Gryffindor which he could have sworn was smirking at him and a door appeared; the two teens walked in and sat down on a couch.
"I don't know what the bloody is wrong with me I want my dead godfather in a non godfatherly way and I don't know what to do about it. I don't care about the whole liking another guy thing I mean like Hermione said I sit on the fence but…" Harry trailed off.
"This is Sirius your godfather, the guy who would have been like your uncle if things had gone differently" Remus finished for him,
"Exactly" Harry replied.
"Well the first thing you have to realise is Sirius isn't your godfather anymore he's you're 'cousins' best friend, the guy who you could trust with one of your darkest secrets or your life" Remus said. "Look it's up to you if you do something about your feelings but if I was you I would wait for a while" he added.
"Why?" Harry asked.
"Because just say Sirius has feelings for you as well he probably thinks if he dose anything you're going to hate him and think he is disgusting let him sort out things for himself" Remus answered.
Merlin: Now concentrate and imagine you're self in the kitchen picture it your mind feel the ground beneath you, the texture of the counter top.
Harry and Hermione: open their eyes and find themselves in the kitchen we did it, we did it.
Rowena: Well done.
Salazar: Now it's time for animagi
Godric: The art of animagi is pretty much like apparition once you know what your form is you really just have to imagine every detail of the animal and your self turning into the animal
After five tries Hermione and Harry finally succeeded and paraded around the kitchen as a black panther (Harry) and a red fox (Hermione)
Harry: hey can we apperate while we are like this
Helga: Yes you can
Harry: Cool be back soon pops out of room
A loud feminine shriek was heard through the large manor and Harry popped back into the kitchen rolling around on the floor laughing if panthers laugh that is.
Hermione: Pranking your own mother you should be ashamed.
Harry: Well I would have done it to you but I couldn't
Merlin: That's enough for now, the night before you go back to Hogwarts we will resume your lessons starting with wand-less magic
Hermione: Just one question, why couldn't I talk pastle-tongue before but Harry could
Merlin: That was one of my more ingenious ideas
Harry (sarcastically): Now where have I heard that before…?
Merlin: Just because he took my line doesn't mean I didn't think of it anywho for your safety you were split up and Hermione was sent to a muggle orphanage with a glamour charm so the wizarding world would think she was dead. On top of the glamour Salazar put a spell that withholds the knowledge to speak pastel-tongue until the spell is reversed.
Salazar: You may have thought of it but I cast it.
Harry: Why sally?
Salazar: Because the spell it's self is in pastel-tongue
Harry and Hermione: Night guys
Harry and Hermione apperated upstairs, in front of James, Lily, Sirius and Remus who were standing there in shock.
Harry: next time we should walk
Hermione: Agreed.
Before the group of four could ask any questions, Harry and Hermione popped back out of the hall and into their rooms. James, Sirius and Lily looked at Remus
"Ok, ok I'll ask her tomorrow" Remus said and walked off to his room. The others went their parting ways but not before lily could hug James.