Hey! Remember: I use flames to roast marshmallows and I don't own squat except for these dark chocolate M&M's!

"Who cares about class tomorrow." said Mina as she picked up the Sora and Kairi dolls. "I'm just getting started!"

Meanwhile...

"Hey, my leg stopped hurting!" said Sora. "Whoa!"

He was suddenly pulled forward and so was Kairi and suddenly, they kissed. Everyone was shocked.

"WHOA!" cried Hurky.

Sora and Kairi pulled each other away and started spitting.

"Ugh!" said Sora and Kairi.

"What's the matter, Sora?" asked Riku. "I thought you wanted to kiss Kairi!"

"But when we're older!" said Sora.

"Yeah!" said Kairi.

Then, Riku began to square dance.

Hurky, Sora and Nobody started laughing. Ryo, however, didn't think that was funny.

"Guys, I'm sensing that this has something to do with voodoo!" she said.

"Voodoo?" asked Donald.

"Uh, what's a voodoo?" asked Goofy.

"It's where someone takes a doll of someone and starts poking at it." replied Ryo. "And it hurts the person."

"Which is why Sora and Hurky were in pain." said Kairi. "That explains it."

"So, what will we do?" asked Nobody.

"Something I should have done a while ago!" said Ryo. "I'm going to stop the voodoo curse on all of us! And I know who's cursing us!"

"Who?" asked Riku as he continued to dance. "And hurry! I don't know how much longer I can square dance!"

"It was originally Scott, but he stopped and now Mina's doing it!" said Ryo.

"So, what are we going to do?" asked Hurky.

"I know!" said Ryo. "I can teleport back to Balamb and kick Mina's butt!"

"You can't do that!" said Sora.

"Watch me!" said Ryo. Then, she teleported out and teleported in at Balamb Garden, where she saw Mina with Hurky, Sora, Riku, Kairi, Nobody, Ryo, Donald, and Goofy voodoo dolls. Mina was about to have Goofy kick Donald's butt when Ryo came and started whacking Mina with her keyblade.

"You monster!" she cried as she whacked Mina. "Stop playing voodoo curses on us! How would you like it if I put a voodoo curse on you, huh?"

"OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!" cried Mina with each whack. "What are you doing?"

"What does it look like?" asked Ryo. "I'm kicking your butt!"

"Ha! Well, you actually have to kick my butt!" said Mina.

"OK, fine!" said Ryo and with that, she kicked Mina in thebutt and whacked her on the head with her keyblade. Mina passed out from it. Then, Ryo took the voodoo dolls and teleported back to the gummi ship, where Riku had stopped square dancing.

"Man, glad that's over..." said Riku. "I'm not square dancing ever again!"

Nobody saw the voodoo dolls. "Ooh! Those dolls are sooooo cute!" she said. "Can I have one?"

"First, I have to uncurse them!" said Ryo.

"Wait, they're the dolls Mina used to voodoo against us?" asked Sora.

"Yup!" replied Ryo. She uncursed the dolls and gave everyone their own doll.

"Eh, I don't need my own doll!" said Donald. "There are fifty million dolls of me and Goofy. But this one's pretty cool!"

"Ahyuck!" said Goofy. "My doll's purty! I'll dress him up!"

"Uhhhhhh, OK..." said Sora.

"Hey, we're here!" said Donald.

"Sweet..." said Riku.