Everyone got off the gummi ship and all stood there fora minute. Hurky, Ryo, and Nobody were amazed at how awesome Destiny Islands is.
"This is where you live?" asked Nobody.
"Yup!" replied Sora. "Pretty cool, huh?"
"I'll say!" said Hurky. "Can we go swimming?"
"First, let's go to my house." said Riku. "My mom is waiting for me there."
So, they all went to Riku's house and went inside.
"Mom?" asked Riku. "I'm home! And I brought some friends!"
A woman who looked about 45 with long, silver hair came into the living room from the kitchen. "You did?" she asked. "Well, make yourselves at home."
"Where's Dad?" asked Riku.
"Off on a buisiness trip in Traverse Town." replied Riku's mom.
After sitting around and talking for awhile, Riku was told to fix that computer, so he and Ryo stayed behind. Everyone else went to wander around the island. Nobody met Tidus and Wakka and went to play blitzball with them, since they have that sport in her homeworld. So, Sora, Hurky, Kairi, Donald, and Goofy sat at the paopu tree, hanging out. Selphie showed up.
"Tidus and Wakka are such showoffs." she said. "They're playing blitzball, like the idiots they are, and trying to show off their best moves. And that girl over there is kicking their butts!"
Riku and Ryo came and joined them.
"Oh boy..." said Riku. "The ol' paopu tree."
"What's a paopu, anyway?" asked Hurky.
Selphie sighed a romantic sigh. "A paopu is a fruit in which two people share one and their destinies become intertwined and they're stuck together, forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and-"
"Basically, long story short, you'll be stuck together forever." said Sora.
Suddenly, an idea popped into Ryo's head. "So you're saying is that if I share a paopu fruit with Riku, we'll be together forever?" she asked.
Selphie nodded.
"UGHHHH! cried Riku. "Thanks a lot Selphie, now you put ideas in Ryo's head!"
To change the subject and prevent a war, Kairi suggested that they all went swimming. So, they did. Everyone changed into swimsuits and jumped into the water. Nobody came and joined them later.
Hurky noticed that Donald was wading/floatingor doing whatever normal ducks do.
"Hey, Donald, how can you float like that?" asked Hurky.
"I'm a duck." replied Donald. "What really sucks is that I can't sink!"
"Ahyuck!" laughed Goofy from a floating ring device thing that he was lying on and drinkinga margarita. "Garwsh, this is the life!"
Riku then swam under Goofy and turned him over, into the water. "Wha hoo hoo hoo!" yelled Goofy (you know his scream!).
Ryo, however, wasn't swimming. She was picking paopu fruits. She knew that Riku wouldn't eat it when she asked him. So, she was going to trick him into eating one, sharing it with her. It wasnot going tobeeasy, Ryo just knew it. Then, Ryo turned around and saw Riku getting chasedby Goofy on the seashore.
"You made me spill my margarita, you silver haired freak!" cried Goofy.
"Relax, it was just a prank!" cried Riku.
"This ain't no prank to me!" said Goofy.
After the margarita incident, everyone just changed and hung out at Sora's house. Then, they were all going to spend the night. The girls at Kairi's house and the guys at Sora's house. Riku said his mom found out about how his car was missing, so he told her that it was at the shop, getting some new accessories. He really didnt want to be at home.
"I never really got to put accessories in my car." said Riku, sounding very sad. "I miss my car!"
"We know you're in love with your car, but lighten up for now." said Sora. "You know what cheers me up? Prank calling people!"
"Hey, I'm not in love with my car!" cried Riku. "But I like the idea of prank calling people. Let's prank call Old Man Baker!"
"Who's Old Man Baker?" asked Donald.
"He's Riku's next door neighbor." replied Sora. "He's this mean old guy who's probably older than my grandfather!"
"Besides, he nags about everything!" said Riku. "When my parents gave me the resposibility of mowing the lawn and picking up the leaves of our coconut trees when I was twelve, Old Man Baker would come out and yell at me every week to say, 'your coconut trees are leaving coconuts all over my lawn, pick 'em up or I call the city!' or 'there are palm leaves all over my backyard, go pick 'em up ya silver haired freak of nature!' I'm so sick of him!"
Sora started laughing. "So then Riku finally started to get him back!" he said. "We'd go egg his house on Halloween, bomb him with water balloons fromRiku'stwo story windowandother annoying stuff. Last time, me and Riku catapaulted garbage onto his lawn!''
Riku started laughing. "Yeah, that was nice!" he said. "I know his number because he and my parents are good friends, but he doesn't like me!"
"Ooh, I'll call him!" said Goofy. "He'd know your voice, Riku."
"He's right." said Sora.
Goofypicked up the phone and Riku dialed Old Man Baker. He answered.
"What?" asked the old man.
"Uh, is this Phineas A. Baker?" asked Goofy.
"Yes I am, what is it?" asked Old Man Baker.
"Uh,I am doing a survey on...uh, what you like and what you hate basically on why old people snap." replied Goofy.
"Sure. Go ahead." said Old Man Baker.
"Question the first." said Goofy. "Who do you hate the most?"
"Grr, that silver haired brat that lives next door to me!" said Old Man Baker. "If I can whup himand get him every time he pulls a nasty trick on me, but luckily, he's been gone for several weeks."
"Question number two!" said Goofy. "Do you like burritos?"
"They're OK, I suppose." replied Old Man Baker.
"Final question!" said Goofy. "Do you like big butts and you cannot lie?"
"WHAT?" cried Old Man Baker.
Goofy then blared the CD player, which sang that big butt song that goes, "I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny!"
"GRRRR! I'm gonna get you ya hooligan!" cried Old Man Baker and hung up.
Goofy hung up and everyone howled with laughter.
Well, that took me awhile. I hope I update soon! Sorry for the wait! And I don't encourage anyone to prank call anyone! Don't try this at home! Well, please review:D