YIPEE! First update of the summer, temporarily off hiatus, and Jeremy Salamander (name changed) is a guy Iliked in real life, but I saw him recently and hey, since I'm going to go to his school this coming year, which really sucks, so yeah...enjoy!
Everyone got into the gummi ship and drove to Hollow Bastion instead of the End of the World. Sora and Ryo reached an agreement. The kitten stays until they found Mr. Whiskers.
They all got to Hollow Bastion. However, they were greeted by an arch nemesis of Hurky's. A girl named Laura Faker with a weird looking face (By the way, if you or someone you know has this name, it's entirely coincidental!)
"Smelly b word!" cried Laura. "You're the keyblade bearer of Balamb?"
"Hell yeah I am!" said Hurky.
They started to fight each other while everyone stared at them.
"This is totally dumb." said Sora.
Riku nodded. "How about we go find my car and Sora's rooster instead of watching Hurky fight some weirdo?" he asked.
"Good idea." said Nobody and with that, she and everyone else ran off.
"This place is weird." said Ryo.
"Well, this is Hollow Bastion." said Nobody.
"Wait a sec, I thought we were going to the End of the World!" said Sora.
"I simply forgot." replied Donald.
"So there you are!" said a voice.
Everyone turned around and saw Scott Burkorini.
"Scott!" cried everyone.
"Um, I'm not exactly Scott." said Scott.
"Why? You're still obnoxious." said Riku.
"But I'm really...Ansem!" said Scott.
Everyone didn't appear so shocked.
"Why aren't you shocked?" asked Ansem.
"Because you're always possessing people!" said Sora. "What else is new?"
"But I originally used Sora to steal Riku's car!" said Ansem.
Now everyone was shocked! They all turned to Sora.
"What?" asked Sora.
"You fools!" said Ansem. "Sora was asleep when I stole Riku's car!"
"Tell me where my car is or I'll tear you up like a kleenex at a snot party!" said Riku as he shook a fist at Scott/Ansem.
"Gross!" cried Nobody.
"You know what?" asked Ansem. "I'm getting out of this weird body!"
Suddenly, Scott passed out. Everyone else just stood there. Finally, Sora poked him with a stick...
Meanwhile, Hurky just finished defeating Laura when suddenly, a muscular guy with light brown hair in a crew cut, wearing glasses, shorts and a muscle shirt jumped in front of Hurky.
"Aww, what now?" whined Hurky.
"Hello, Crystal!" he said. "Remember me?"
Hurky stared for a minute. "Uhh, nope!" she replied. "And I prefer to be called Hurky!"
"Remember that we used to go to middle school in Wonderland?" asked the guy. "You had a huge crush on me?"
"Ohhh!" said Hurky, finally remembering. "You're Jeremy Salamander! You were that fat kid in my homeroom, english, history, and science classes! What did I ever see in you?"
"Yeah!" said Jeremy. "And- hey, I wasn't fat! that was before my growth spurt! I was only twelve and-is that a keyblade?"
Hurky looked at the keyblade in her hands. "Yeah. I'm the keyblade wielder of Balamb." she replied.
"You live in Balamb now?" asked Jeremy. "But why do you have the Balamb keyblade if you were born in Wonderland?"
"How should I know?" asked Hurky.
"Well, anyways, I'm the keyblade wielder of Wonderland!" said Jeremy as he held out a light blue and silver keyblade. "Now, I'm going to kick your butt for causing me so much humiliation!"
"Aw man!" whined Hurky...
Riku and the others had split up to find Riku's car once and for all in a maze made out of bricks. Well, Ryo was with Riku but ended up getting separated throughthe maze. As Riku walked, he suddenly thought about fireworks. He and Sora loved fireworks. Last time they had some, they blew up Old Man Baker's lawn gnomes. Oh what fun it was...but Ansem had released some heartless to demolish Riku and his friends and they didn't know it.
"Ugh, I hate mazes..." said Riku. "Man, if Kairi was here, she'd help us through. She loves mazes!"
It had been after what seemed an hour, when Riku ran into Hurky.
"Riku, I found your car!" she cried.
"Really?" asked Riku. "And-what took you so long?"
"I fought my former middle school crush after I defeated Laura Faker." replied Hurky.
"So, where's my car?" asked Riku.
"Follow me!" said Hurky.
So, they began to walk where Hurky came in. As they walked, a peacock wearing a hat that said Balamb Expresscame up to them, with a yellow paper tied to its leg.
"Telegram for Miss Crystal Dermott!" it said. "From the Dean's office at Balamb Garden!"
"Yeah, that's me!" replied Hurky. She untied the paper.
"No tip?" asked the peacock.
"You might get one if this is good news." said Hurky as she opened the letter. She read it. "WHAT?"
"What?" asked Riku.
"Permission to attend Balamb Garden, year of 2005-06 for Crystal and Jessie Dermott,has been denied?" cried Hurky.
"What do you mean?" asked Riku. "And who's Jessie?"
"We have to sign up to go to Balamb if you don't live there." replied Hurky. "I live in Wonderland...and Jessie's my little brother! I call him Chuy! We ran into him?"
"That sucks." said Riku. "Chewy? Oh yeah, I remember him!"
"Screw this!" cried Hurky. "I'm going to the administration when we get out of here!"
"So...does this mean I get no tip?" asked the peacock.
"Scram, you ugly thing! Go back to Balamb and suck up to the administration!" cried Hurky. "Of course you get no tip!"
The peacock sighed and flew away.
"Wait a minute..." said Riku. "Do peacocks talk?"
"Who cares!" cried Hurky, now grumpy. "Now I have to go to Wonderland High!"
She and Riku began to run...