Time for another updaty!
"...Pizza pizza pie..." sang Sora.
Ryo, who ended up with Sora, was covering her ears. "Sora, you sing terribly!" she cried. "Stop it, will you?"
"Let me think about it." said Sora. He thought for a minute. "Mmmmmmmmmm, no!"
Ryo pulled out her keyblade. "You might want to reconsider that answer." she said.
Nobody, who had found them, sighed. "You guys, you shouldn't be fighting, again!" she said. "We should be searching for Riku's car and now Sora's rooster, as a team."
"I guess you're right, Nobody." said Sora.
"Mew!" meowed Ryo's kitten, who was sitting on Ryo's shoulder.
"Hey, guess what I named my kitty?" asked Ryo.
"Gone?" asked Sora. "Buh-bye? SoLong?"
Ryo hit Sora. "NO!" she cried. "Her name is Blue!"
"Oh, I get it!" said Nobody. "Because her fur is kind of bluish, am I right?"
"Yup!" said Ryo.
"I still think SoLong is better." muttered Sora under his breath.
"And, I just bought a house on Destiny Islands!" said Ryo.
"WHAT?" cried Sora.
"And it's next to Kairi's house who lives next to my dear sweet Riku!" continued Ryo.
"That's awesome!" said Nobody. "But I don't think Riku will be happy to hear about that."
Meanwhile, Donald and Goofy were wandering the maze.
"Goofy, what did you do for a living?" asked Donald.
"Garwsh, well, I was a professor at the university near the castle." replied Goofy. "I taught quantum physics and trigonometry! But then I retired nearly fifteen years ago, after teaching for forty five years, ahyuck!"
"Wow." said Donald. "You were pretty smart until your drinking got in the way."
"Uh, actually, Donald, I just forgot everything I knew." said Goofy. "I actually feel normal when I drink. But if I go without al-key-hol for one day, I completely shut down-!"
"-WAAAAKK!" cried Donald as he spotted heartless. "HEARTLESS!"
"What'll we do?" asked Goofy.
"Forget fighting, I'm running!" replied Donald.
And so, they ran and they bumped into Sora, Nobody, and Ryo, who found Riku's car and Hurky and Riku who also got to Riku's car.
"MY CAR!" cried Riku all happily.
And there stood Riku's car. A shiny, silver Eskelede (misspelled on purpose. I don't own the real name nor the car), shining in all it's glory. Riku ran to his car and hugged it.
"I'm never going to leave your side again!" said Riku. "I promise to give you new rims, and polish you with the most expensive kind of Snail Wax money can buy, and-"
Riku noticed that everyone was staring at him.
"What?" asked Riku. "And one more thing, it's not -OMG, THERE'S A SCRATCH ON MY CAR! WHOEVER DID THIS SHALL PERISH!"
Suddenly, everyone heard an applause. It was Ansem.
"Congratulations on finally finding your car." said Ansem. "But the whole reason why I took your car was because my daughter wanted a date with you. You see, she's always thought you were, how do I saythis, 'hot,' and-"
"You have a daughter?" asked Sora. "I thought you said that you had no kids!"
"Well, my wife and I actually did have one." said Ansem. "Anyway, this was they only way she could get you to notice her."
"We know your daughter?" asked Riku.
"Well, of course. She entered the Olympus Coliseum games." replied Ansem. "My daughter is Oarah Bon Sorton!"
Sora and Riku screamed.
"That freak of nature?" asked Sora.
"Hey, so no wonder why she's so ugly!" said Riku.
"Ahem!" said Ansem. "In order for you and all of your friends to leave here, safely, is if you go out with my daughter!"
So, Riku agreed. He and all his friends got into his car and drove off.
"I'm shocked that there wasn't any huge fight." said Hurky.
"Yeah, he let us off too easy." said Riku.
They drove on in silence until Sora screamed, "MR. WHISKERS! Riku, stop the car!"
Riku screetched the car to a stop. Sora got out and picked up his rooster, which was clucking away at the gates of Hollow Bastion, and went back inside Riku's car.
Riku parked his car in the gummi ship garage and sat in the car while Donald drove the gummi ship to Balamb, where Hurky had to go and face the administration at her school...
It's not the end, yet, guys! Maybe one more chappy!
Hurky :D